This is my first fan fiction. Review please, even chastise if you want.

Bart went into the tree in the backyard.
He climbed it.
And a big poop from a bird splatted on his head.
"Oh, SHIT!", he exclaimed.
His sister, Lisa, went outside to climb the tree too.
Alot of birds pooped on her, too.
Then she got stuck in the tree.
Homer, the kids' father, came outside, and saw his kids.
He went to get a ladder, to go get his kids out.
He got 'em but then the ladder fell.
So, his kids had to hold on to him, and tug him up.
His wife, Marge, was laughing at her husband, because his pants were falling down.
Then he fell down and Marge caught him.
Then, Marge called the fire department, and the firemen go stuck also.
Then, after HOURS of working on getting the "innocent" people down, they finally succseeded.
They all went inside, and ordered pizza, after a very long day.

The End.....