Harry Potter SCREAM! by. Jack Ewers
It was Summer Break Harry and Ron where staying the summer at Hermione's. They Where driven there by one of the ministrys cars. Harry reached for the door but at that instant Hermione Opened in with a long look on her face. "theres somthing you should see" she said with a muggle video tape. They walked in. Hermione put the tape into the Vcr. HArry was suprised to see Cedric diggory. "I told you id make a movie someday hey hey!" he said smiling. "well if your watching watching this tape It mean I didnt survive the murders at hogwarts triwizard tournement and giving up my virginity to pansey parkenson in the Library was not such a good idea" "Pansy Pakenson?" Ron asked "yes pansy parkenson" "creepy Pansey?"
"hey shut up shes a sweet person we were putting away some books in the restricted section and you know shit happens"
" im making this tape so my lifes work will not be ruined that my lagecy will live on so
that my death will be not in vain that I can save some other poor soul from being mutilated
well if Voldemort comes back and hes for real same rules apply but if your dealing with an
unexpected back story then the rules do not apply cause your dealing with a umm.... a
5iligy a rarity in almost anything but it does exist cause a true uhh... 5iligy means going
back to the beging and finding out somthing you didnt know from the get go Red wall
Animorphs all showed somthing you didnt think was true well if it is a 5ilogy you are
dealing with here are some super 5ilogy rules #1 the villains gonna be super human patronus
wont work snapping spell wont work in the 5th one ya gotta decapitate him turn his skin
inside out or blow him up, #2 even the main charecter can die that means you harry im sorry
its the final chapter it could be fuckin three headed dogs before this things through,#3
forget the past what ever you thought about the past forget it the past is not at rest the
past is gonna bite ya back in the ass any sins that where commited in the past are gonna break
out and destroy you well good luck gods speed and for some of you ill see ya soon cause the
rules say some of you arent gonna make it I didnt not if you watching this tape"he ended it
turned to fuzz.
It was Summer Break Harry and Ron where staying the summer at Hermione's. They Where driven there by one of the ministrys cars. Harry reached for the door but at that instant Hermione Opened in with a long look on her face. "theres somthing you should see" she said with a muggle video tape. They walked in. Hermione put the tape into the Vcr. HArry was suprised to see Cedric diggory. "I told you id make a movie someday hey hey!" he said smiling. "well if your watching watching this tape It mean I didnt survive the murders at hogwarts triwizard tournement and giving up my virginity to pansey parkenson in the Library was not such a good idea" "Pansy Pakenson?" Ron asked "yes pansy parkenson" "creepy Pansey?"
"hey shut up shes a sweet person we were putting away some books in the restricted section and you know shit happens"
" im making this tape so my lifes work will not be ruined that my lagecy will live on so
that my death will be not in vain that I can save some other poor soul from being mutilated
well if Voldemort comes back and hes for real same rules apply but if your dealing with an
unexpected back story then the rules do not apply cause your dealing with a umm.... a
5iligy a rarity in almost anything but it does exist cause a true uhh... 5iligy means going
back to the beging and finding out somthing you didnt know from the get go Red wall
Animorphs all showed somthing you didnt think was true well if it is a 5ilogy you are
dealing with here are some super 5ilogy rules #1 the villains gonna be super human patronus
wont work snapping spell wont work in the 5th one ya gotta decapitate him turn his skin
inside out or blow him up, #2 even the main charecter can die that means you harry im sorry
its the final chapter it could be fuckin three headed dogs before this things through,#3
forget the past what ever you thought about the past forget it the past is not at rest the
past is gonna bite ya back in the ass any sins that where commited in the past are gonna break
out and destroy you well good luck gods speed and for some of you ill see ya soon cause the
rules say some of you arent gonna make it I didnt not if you watching this tape"he ended it
turned to fuzz.