Yoyoyo guys, it's the newbie on Fanfiction, DUPERBRO! Nice name, right? Anyway, this is my first story on Fanfiction and the first chapter will be just a little teaser, so yeah. Enjoy!

Chapter 1

Ralph sat in his apartment in the new 'East Niceland,' where he and the Q*Bert characters lived in the game Fix-It Felix, Jr. The arcade had closed a few hours ago, and after a hard day's wrecking, he was glad to get a little rest. He'd had a lot on his mind lately, about the new games coming into the arcade and Turbo's returning and stuff, but life as a villain from the game that was there since the arcade opened was stressful enough on its own.

Soon he heard the door open, and he looked up to see his friend/nemesis, Fix-It Felix, Jr. Felix had been coming and going from his game during the arcade's afterhours to Hero's Duty to see his wife, Sgt. Calhoun.

"Hey, Ralph, mind if I come in?" Felix asked politely. Felix was almost always polite; it almost looked like he was trying to be a total suck-up at times. Ralph said, "Sure," and patted the seat next to him on his couch. Felix hopped up the stairs and sat down.

An awkward silence hung in the air for a moment before Felix broke the silence. "Hey, Ralph," he started, but the words caught on his tongue.

"What is it, Felix?" Ralph had noticed a strange look on Felix's face today, as if something were troubling him. A few times today he'd also heard Felix talking to Gene and the other Nicelanders between games. Something concerning him and someone else… He'd been wondering what could be troubling the hammering hero this much.

"Uh… I was uhh…"

"C'mon Felix, talk to me already. What's on your mind?"

"Well… I had a surprise for you. It's a secret, and I've only told you and the Nicelanders about it, so don't get mouthy," Felix said.

"Sure Felix, you're secret's safe with me. What is it?"

"Tamora and I are going to… well…"

Ralph was getting annoyed. "Felix, don't be so doubtful, tell me."

"…We're having a baby!" Felix blurted.

Ralph stared at his comrade in utter shock. He wasn't sure whether to shake Felix's hand and say congratulations or strangle him for not telling him sooner.

"That's great news, buddy! I'm happy for ya!" Ralph finally said, and shook Felix's shoulder.

"And there's something else, Ralph."

"What?"

Felix pulled out a letter sealed shut with what looked like chewing gum. "This came for you in the mail. It's from Vanellope."