Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia

Chapter I

"Hey, Artie. Do you know what Glee is?"

The surprised Brit turned to face the American sitting on the couch in the middle of the room. "Why, yes of course I do. I've watched it several times," he answered, his enormous eyebrows furrowing. "Why did you ask?"

"Well, I was thinking about that. I have an idea…"

"No," Arthur cut through Alfred's sentence.

"What? I didn't even say anything!" Alfred yelled incredulously at the Brit that sat behind the wooden desk.

"Well, you ideas usually involved a great deal of crap, so I chose to cut you before you say any of them," Arthur replied curtly, continuing to read the documents in front of him. "Speaking of which, why are you in here? You're not even part of the Student Committee, Alfred."

"Well, I came here because I had this marvelous idea, and I'm not leaving until you hear it!" Alfred said indignantly, puffing his uniform-clad chest.

Arthur sighed and dropped the documents on the desk, no longer reading them like he was supposed to. "I guess there's no getting away from this. Okay, what is this marvelous idea you have?" he asked with a tired voice.

"See, I have an idea! You see, our school didn't have a glee club, so…"

"No," Arthur immediately cut across Alfred's speech.

"What?"

"If that's your idea, you might as well just leave this room," Arthur said curtly, returning to his precious documents.

"But… You haven't even heard…!"

"I figured it out the moment you speak 'ourschool didn't have a glee club'. Your so-called marvelous idea must be to start a glee club in this school, right?" Arthur said in a flat tone.

"Well, yeah! In fact it is!" Alfred replied indignantly.

"Well, since the last time you formed a club you had failed miserably, I'm not letting you form any form of club anymore," Arthur said, still busy checking and signing the mountainous documents he had to work on.

"What! It was an alien investigation club! It didn't fail or anything; it was awesome in fact!" Alfred practically yelled at Arthur, his face flustered.

"Well, yeah. Awesome in the way, like, you nearly blown up the entire school with that fake alien friend of yours. What was his name…?"

"His name's Tony, and he is nota fake alien!" Alfred yelled.

"Say what you want, I'm still not letting you form that Glee club," Arthur said flatly.

"Well, I'll report to the principal then!"

"Oh, did you forgotten already?" Arthur smirked with satisfaction. "That old man already gave half of his authority as a Principal to me. He was so lazythat he decided to just give me half of his work, along with half of his authority… Beside, do you think it's that easy to find him in this school?"

Alfred flinched at the thought of having to search for that Principal in the large school complex. Clearly, Arthur had already won the fight.

"Aww, come on Artie! Why are you so mean to me?" he pouted, changing his strategy. He blinked his baby blue eyes, trying to look like a kicked puppy.

"I'm not mean, Alfred. I'm being reasonable. A Glee club is gonna take a lot of budget. Did you even think about that?" Arthur sighed painfully, putting the finished pile of document at the end of the desk.

"Oh yeah… Damn…" Alfred cursed under his breath.

"See? You didn't even think about it. Now get out of my office. I have lots of work to do," Arthur shooed Alfred away, his emerald eyes still scanning an unfinished piece of document.

"But… Please, Arthur. Give me a chance. Just one chance!" Alfred pleaded as he stood up. Slowly, he walked toward Arthur's desk.

"Alfred, you heard what I say about it. Now get out," Arthur said curtly.

"But…!"

"No."

"Aww, Artie!"

"No. Once I said no, it'll always be a no."

"Come on..! Pwease, pwetty pwease, Awtie!" Alfred resorted into using his so-called baby voice.

Arthur, extremely tired and frustrated by the constant pressure of the mountainous work and Alfred's non-stop whining, finally yelled, "FINE! Go form a fucking Glee club somewhere! But mind you, you insufferable git, you have to prove me first that you're able to get at least FOUR members beside yourself! If you failed to do that, there will be no Glee whatsoever! Now GET OUT!"

"Aww, thank you, Artie! You're the best!" Alfred beamed, grinning so wide it was surprising his face didn't break in half.

"GET OUT!"

"Oh, okay!" Alfred immediately ran and exited the Student Committee office, ignoring Arthur's screeching behind him.

Alfred stared at the announcement he put up on the corkboard this morning. Students were supposed to sign up there, if they were interested to join the newly formed Glee club. Alfred had to get four members that way, and he have to audition them himself. It turned out he didn't need to.

Nobody signed their name on the empty announcement. The announcement had been placed on the corkboard since morning; now it was time to go home, and still nobody had signed their name on it. It's not like nobody was interested. It's more like, when they found out that it was Alfred who formed the club, they backed away instantly. Alfred already got himself a bad rep since his alien investigation club run amok through the school a few months ago. Nobody in their right mind would like to repeat the same incidence twice.

Alfred frowned as he pulled off the tacks that attached the piece of paper to the corkboard. "How could this be? I thought my idea was totally awesome!" he grumbled childishly. "Geez, Arthur's gonna be so damn happy if he know about this…"

"If he knew about what..?"

Alfred turned to see who said that, only to find his upperclassmen – well, women, in this case – Elizaveta Héderváry. She was on her way to her boyfriend's class, it seemed – his name was Roderich or something – for she brought along piles of music sheet in her hands. Suddenly, an idea appeared in Alfred's mind. "That's it! I should ask Elizaveta and her boyfriend to join my Glee club!" he thought happily.

"Alfred..?" Elizaveta's voice broke him off his suddenly thundering train of thought.

"Yeah? Oh, I'm sorry," Alfred grinned. "Say, Elizaveta, would you like to join a Glee club?"

"Glee..? As in that TV Series?" Elizaveta furrowed her eyebrows.

"Yeah, like that," Alfred smiled as he leaned on the corkboard.

"Well, that is interesting… Maybe I'll sign up…" she mused. "Well, I'll tell you later. I've got to meet Roderich."

"Why don't you ask Roderich to sign up along with you?" Alfred pushed swiftly as he grinned sneakily. "That'll be fun, isn't it?"

"Oh, okay then!" Elizaveta grinned, seeming to be delighted with the idea.

"Well, if you're interested, just sign up here, okay?" Alfred pointed to the paper still attached on the corkboard, one piece of tack left still connected to the board. The paper hung limply, pathetic and sad.

"Okay! Well, bye now, Alfred!" Elizaveta grinned and dashed off, leaving Alfred alone in the empty school hallway.

Maybe I don't need to take it down after all...Alfred thought, grinning to himself as he grabbed his backpack and got ready to go home.

The next morning, Alfred came in the morning only to find out if Elizaveta and Roderich had signed their name on the announcement yet. It turned out they did; Elizaveta's scrawny writing and Roderich's graceful, slanting writing filled the topmost of the list. Grinning to himself, immediately Alfred headed to his locker to get his books.

As he approached his locker, suddenly he realized an important fact. He only managed to get two members. He still needed two more. But who..?

After he got his books, Alfred slammed the locker door shut and immediately headed off to find Elizaveta. She isone of the girls who had most friends in the school, so maybe she can help Alfred find some more members. After running all around the school, finally Alfred found Elizaveta hanging out in the library with his boyfriend Roderich ("I didn't know we had a library! Did they sell burgers there?" Alfred thought). Elizaveta seemed content to watch Roderich reading, but certainly she was not pleased with the fact that the school library didn't have any yaoi doujins.

"Elizaveta!" Alfred yelled, calling the brunette from the entrance of the library. Elizaveta was sitting on a couch beside Roderich, ten meters away from the entrance. Lots of students were staring with annoyance at Alfred, but the happy American seemed to be oblivious to the numerous glares directed at him.

Elizaveta, looking slightly embarrassed, left Roderich on the couch and approached Alfred. "What do you want?" Elizaveta hissed in annoyance, her eyes glinting dangerously. "Did you know that you're not supposed to shout in libraries?"

"Oh, really? I didn't know!" Alfred grinned happily, ignoring Elizaveta's dark expression. "Look, Elizaveta. Could you help me with something?"

"What?"

"Could you help me find other members for the Glee club?"

"What?" Elizaveta hissed incredulously. "Well, I could try, but… Alfred, other kids seemed to be scared of you and this Glee club idea!"

"Non-sense! Well, thanks anyway, Elizaveta!" Alfred waved his hand, as if the fact that 90% of the school population thought of him as a delusional psychotic ego-maniac didn't mean anything. Then, he dashed away from the library, leaving Elizaveta alone on the entrance.

Sighing painfully, Elizaveta returned to the couch, where Roderich was still intent on his book. "Something wrong, Elizaveta?" he questioned, cocking his eyebrows as he saw Elizaveta's troubled expression.

"Well… Do you know anybody who's not afraid of Alfred in this school?" Elizaveta asked him doubtfully.

"What?"

"Oh, whatever."

The official Hetalia Academy Glee Club gathered inside the music room. The said club, though, only officially had three members. Well, four to be exact, but the fourth was nowhere to be found. Alfred was still humming happily, oblivious to the depressed atmosphere inside the music room. Roderich was playing a depressing song on the piano, while Elizaveta was biting on her fingernails. "Where isAntonio? I thought he said he agreed to join…" she mumbled under her breath.

"Well, Elizaveta, maybe it turned out he was afraid after all," Roderich sighed as his fingers danced across the keys of the piano, creating an intricate web of melody.

Just as he said that though, suddenly the door to the music room banged open, revealing an olive skinned teenager panting in front of the door. "Lo siento, llego tarde," he panted slightly, sweat trickled from his wavy dark brown hair.

"Ah, Antonio. Finally you came," Elizaveta's eyes glimmered dangerously as she hovered toward the door.

"Lo siento, mi querida! Sorry! Lovi was being all whiny at the basketball club, so I was unable to leave on time," the handsome teen wiped sweat off his forehead, his basketball jersey soaked in sweat.

"No kidding, Elizaveta? The fourth member is theAntonio Fernandez Carriedo?" Alfred's eyebrows cocked in surprise.

"Well, he was the only who is not afraid of you, so…" Elizaveta stated, a little unsure. "He's okay, right?"

"Yeah, it's just that…" Alfred snickered. "I never thought that a famous basketball club member could sing!"

"That is an insult, mi querida! I can sing too, you know," Antonio pouted childishly as he walked into the nearly empty music room. "Besides, the only reason I joined this club is because Elizaveta told me that you're betting it against that cocky Head of Student Committee…"

"Speaking of which, Alfred," Roderich interfered. "Canyou sing?"

"Well…"

The other club member stared at him incredulously.

A/N: Well, this idea had been nagging on ever since I watched Glee. At first I wanted to make this a parody, but the characters are way too different so I couldn't fit it in. Anyway, tell meh whaddya think about this! :D

ps. For Antonio's Spanish dialog, I merely used GoogleTranslator for it. Feel free to notice me if you find any mistakes! :D