Hold the Phone!

Goku has a Sister!?

1

"Hey guys!"

Goku called out as he flew towards his friends atop Kami's lookout. They all waved, happy to see him. They did a double take. There was a woman flying with him. But she couldn't possibly be a fighter. She was...well...too big! They both landed, and the fighters got a good look at her. She was at least one hundred pounds overweight, her hair was short and untidy, and she had dark brown glasses perched on her nose. She kept her head down, her arms wrapped around her middle. They looked to Goku, a question on all their faces.

"You're not gonna believe who this is!?" Goku said, smiling.

They all waited, silent.

He put an arm around her shoulders, and they saw her flinch, her cheeks reddening.

"It's my sister!"

Mouths fell open. They all looked in disbelief at this...frumpy, silent girl. She couldn't possibly be related to Goku!

"How come...um," Yamcha blinked, really not wanting to get Goku mad, so he didn't finish his sentence.

"She was living in a different dimension. When I got sent to earth, she wasn't born yet. She got sent out a couple years later towards earth too, but her pod caught a wormhole on the way. She's been living on a place similar to this, and she figured out how to cross back over a while back, and we've been communicating since then." Goku laughed, hugging the woman's shoulder. She didn't look up. Her arms stayed wrapped around her.

"How can that," Vegeta said with disgust, "be a saiyan!?" His lip curled as he raked his gaze over her.

They saw her eyes narrow dangerously low behind her glasses as her head slowly came up. She glared at Vegeta over them, a frown deepening on her face.

"Well," Bulma spoke up, "she sure has the glare down."

"What's her name?" she asked, looking at the girl curiously.

"You can ask her, you know!" Goku said, smiling, oblivious to the anger admitting off her towards the prince.

"It's Kenya," she muttered, still glaring at Vegeta.

A sneer appeared on the saiyan prince's face, and he turned his back, dismissing her. The others murmured hello's, nervous at the obvious tension already between the girl and Vegeta.

Goku looked over their heads. "No one's using the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, are they!?"

They shook their heads. "Why?" Piccollo asked, not moving anywhere near the new "saiyan".

Goku walked towards the building, the girl following slowly behind, not looking at anyone.

"We're gonna train!" He stated, not looking back.

They all raised their brows, watching the girl. She seemed to curl into herself at their scrutiny. "Are you crazy!?" Piccolo shouted, looking at Goku like he lost his mind.

Goku stopped, sending the namek a puzzled look. "What do you mean?"

"Well, uh," Piccolo studied his friend for a moment, before moving his gaze to the girl. He saw her grit her teeth, obviously uncomfortable. "You don't want to kill her, do you?"

Kenya didn't look up, but they saw her tense. Goku laughed, rubbing the back of his head, reaching the door to the chamber, grabbing the doorknob and pulling it open.

"You crack me up sometimes, Piccolo!"

Still laughing, he and Kenya stepped through the doorway, closing it behind them.

A sound of disgust burst out of Vegeta's mouth. "That is not a saiyan!" he stated, curling his lip again towards the door.

"Oh, be quiet Vegeta!" Bulma shouted. She wrapped her arm through Yamcha's, sending a look at the arrogant man. "You have no idea what she's been through! How can you judge if you don't know the situation!?"

"Shut up!" he muttered, not looking at her. They heard her huff, turning back towards the chamber. Everyone was quiet for a moment.

Finally Tien spoke. "Well, I guess we'll just have to see what comes out of this," he stated, gesturing towards the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

They looked up a moment later, watching Chi-Chi land and jump out of the plane. She surveyed the fighters.

"So, they're already in there?" She asked, clicking the capsule, watching the plane disappear, and returning it to her pocket.

She watched them nod, a smile spreading on her face. "Isn't it neat! Goku has a sister! I have a sister-in-law, when we didn't think he had any more siblings!"

Vegeta looked at her in disgust. "You're actually claiming that...that...woman!?"

He looked her up and down. "I see you have very low taste," he stated, smirking.

She opened her mouth to tell him off, but Bulma beat her to it.

"You have no right to condescend to anyone, oh' prince of saiyans! If you really were, you would actually be happy there's a female saiyan when we all thought they were extinct! And another thing, she seems nice. There's no reason to treat her that way when she has done absolutely nothing to you!" Bulma took a breath, her eyes narrowed on the man.

"Tch." Vegeta wrinkled his nose. "If that is what the female saiyans have been reduced to, I'm glad their extinct!"

With that, he walked away.

"Asshole!" They heard Chi-Chi mutter.

She walked up to her friends, crossing her arms. They all watched Vegeta walk over to the steps leading to the guardian's chambers, and sit down.

"Hopefully he'll stay over there!" Yamcha muttered, turning towards Bulma and wrapping his arm around her waist. Their gaze went back to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, listening as the clock above the door ticked the seconds away.

Piccolo walked up to them. "Are you sure Goku knows what he's doing?" he asked softly, his gaze fixed on the door. He hesitated for a moment. "She wasn't exactly...warrior material," he finished, his voice soft.

Chi-Chi glared at him, but didn't reprimand him for his words. She knew he was trying to be nice. "Well," she stated loudly. "When have you ever known Goku to knowingly endanger those he cared about!?"

Her words were met with silence. Finally Gohan spoke up. "Never," he whispered.

"So don't you think you should trust his decision? Especially about his own sister?" Chi-Chi questioned, crossing her arms.

They heard Vegeta's voice from across the yard. "If Kakkarot's so smart, why would he waste his time in there? Training that...!" he pressed his lips into a thin line. "That...woman!" he practically spat out.

"She asked him if he would, Vegeta!" Chi-Chi snapped, "Her powers were suppressed where she was at, and she had no way of training in the environment she was thrust in!"

They all heard Vegeta snort. "So it is a waste of time! She's obviously weak, and a day in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber isn't going to change much!"

He shook his head, a look of disgust apparent on his face.

No one said anything. Honestly, they were thinking the same thing.


A/N: I hope you like the first chapter! I had this idea (actually I have several swirling around in my head, but due to not enough time, I just can't write fast enough) and went with it. Please review and tell me what you think so far! Thank you!