Warning- Includes Spanish alphabet.
"Hey Firestar! Come check this out!" Squirrelflight calls her father out of his den on highledge.
"What is it so important that you interrupt my time on the xbox?" He gets a cruel gaze from his mate. "What? I still love you." He looks sincerely scared, probably because Sandstorm is NOT the cat anybody with half a mind would choose to fight. "If Shadowclan is attacking again, tell Blackstar I'm busy and to come back later." He calls down while heading back to his den.
"But I found a creepy video!"
"Really? Let me see!" Firestar is more than excited to go see the video. Squirrelflight is on youtube with the whole Clan huddled around her. "Move out of the way! Leader coming through!" He yells while pushing through the crowd.
"I was just browsing and I came across a pretty video that twolegs call, El alfabeto by Barbara MacArthur from Sing, Dance, Laugh, and eat Tacos 2."
"Well, play it!"
AN: Hey can you guys do me a favor and go to this URL and watch this song before contiuing? Thanks! Please click the second site that pops up.
watch?v=JUcu9PUh9_A )
After about 81 minutes…
"A, Be, Ce, Che, De, E, eFe." Half the Clan sings.
"A, Be, Ce, Che, De, E, eFe." The other half sings.
"Ge, Hache, I, Jota, Ka."
"Ge, Hache, I, Jota, Ka."
"ELe," The Clan sings together, "eLLe," then everybody starts going lower every letter. "eMe, eNe, eñe," Silence for a heartbeat then, "O, Pe!"
"Cu, eRe, eRRe, eSe, Te." Half the clan sings.
"Cu eRe, eRRe, eSe, Te." The other half sings.
"U, Ve, doble ve, equis."
"U, Ve, doble ve, equis."
"I griega." The she-cats sing.
"I griega." The toms sing.
"Zeta." Again the she-cats sing.
"Zeta." Again the toms sing.
"Yo sé el alfabeto," The whole clan sings with the exception of the kits.
"İOlé!" The kits shout as loud as their young lungs can support.
"See Firestar," A hoarse Squirrelflight mews, "I told you it was fun!"
"No you said, 'I found a creepy video!'" An even hoarser Firestar replies.
"Well you are the one who allowed the whole clan to watch that youtube video 35 times! And sing it 36 times!"
"You counted?"
"No, it was just an estimate."
"A correct estimate though!" A hoarse Brambleclaw intervenes after doing some math on his calculator. "We spent approximately 81 minutes watching that video. The video is only 2 minutes, 31 seconds long. 81 divided by 2.31 is about 35, and we sang it every time." Everyone gave him weird looks. "What? I found a youtube video that teaches you how to use a calculator." Everyone looks a little less confused but not completely understanding. "Just go to bed!"
"No way! I never got to finish playing on the xbox!" A hoarse leader shouts as best as he can. Everyone slowly turns around to face him.
"Blackstar! What are you doing in our camp?" A bristling Brambleclaw asks.
"I heard music and singing and it sounded like fun! And I was playing my xbox when I heard the singing. By the way," He turns toward Ashfur. "You need to take vocal lessons! You were off-pitch a bit."
"That's an understatement." A random cat murmurs quietly, not to quietly though because Ashfur turns around, bristling, trying to figure out who said that so he could claw the cats' pelt off.
"Well in that case, why don't you come play xbox in my den? I have two controllers!" Thunderclan's leader asks Shadowclan's leader.
"How come you never let me play then?!" An enraged Sandstorm yowls at her mate.
"Um, I just got it?" It came out as a question more than a statement from a now mateless Firestar.
"Grr… toms!"
"Now, everybody to bed!" Brambleclaw tries again.
"But it's almost dawn!" Another random cat calls out.
"Either it was REALLY late when we started the video, the video took forever, the fighting has been going on forever, or all of the above." A confused Squirrelflight says.
"Who cares? Me and Blackstar are going to go play on my xbox!"
"Sorry Firestar, I'd love to but I have to go get my clan ready for the invasion on your Clan we planned two sunrises ago."
"Ok! See you at the invasion Blackstar. Maybe we can play xbox then." A mouse-brained Firestar mews out. "May Starclan light your path!"
"And not yours!" A creepy Blackstar replies before bounding off to get his Clan ready to invade Thunderclan, and play xbox.
Yep! I got Spanish class stuck in my brain! I can make more of these and I might, later. I got an English report, Social Studies project, Science project, and Lifeskills project right now so my fanfictions will be postponed. If you can't get the song to pull up please leave a review saying you can't don't PM me please!
Disclaimer: jayleaf1 does not own xbox, youtube, Warriors, laptops, craziness, or Spanish. Anybody that uses this idea will have to memorize the song, and the people it shows on the video while listening to an off-note Ashfur sing it.