Waluigi groaned as he was following the purple obese feline known as Big The Cat, who was once again on the search for Froggy, his amphibian best friend.
"Why oh why are we doing this?" Waluigi groaned as he was tired of walking through the same paths within the dense jungle, the lanky purple man clenching his fists as he was ready to tackle the fat loaf in front of him.
"Fwoggy might be here." Big replied as he had his fishing rod with him, deciding to chuck it in the stream nearby after sniffing the air. "Something's biting...!"
After several seconds, Big pulled out a long eel, only to chuck it back in the stream as Waluigi slapped his forehead, realizing how easy it would have been to have sold it. But the cat didn't care about that, he just wanted his frog. Which is why Waluigi decided to pull out a map of the jungle and see if there was anything worth being here for.
"Ehh... there's nothing."
"Hey mister, have you seen Fwoggy?" Big asked a bunch of different colored frogs, who all croaked and bounced away as he sighed. "Darn. I guess I'll just go right back to where I started. Hey mister purple guy!"
Waluigi turned his head to see that Big was right next to him, with the fat cat being as big in height as the tall lanky man. Waluigi sighed as he was getting annoyed with being around the purple doofus, realizing that such a feline like him shouldn't even be a living being.
"What do you want, salmon breath?"
"Did ya find Fwoggy yet?"
"Err, no. Now buzz off."
"But I need to find my Fwoggy...!" Big whined as he began shaking Waluigi as if he were a bag.
Waluigi screamed as he was not feeling so well. "Hey...! Let go of me, you big idiot!"
Big continued shaking Waluigi for several seconds, then he yawned as he lost interest, chucking Waluigi into the bushes nearby as he kept calling for his annoying green frog friend. Waluigi groaned as he landed flat on his face, being muddied from the ground as he glanced up to see Froggy staring right at him, croaking and jumping on Waluigi's head.
"Hey fatso, I found your stupid frog!"
"F-froggy!? You found him!?" Big gasped as he had his hands on his feline face.
Big was quick to rush over towards Waluigi, landing right on top of the dastardly man as Froggy jumped right before being smashed. Waluigi screamed as he felt his bones break, with Big getting up and looking disappointed as his whiskers dropped, Froggy blinking as he watched from the corner. Waluigi got back up, did a quick stretch, and then pulled out his purple tennis racket as he started beating up the obese cat for crushing him.
"Why can't you use your pathetic excuse of a brain and realize that jumping on anything will not get you your frog!?" Waluigi snapped as he whacked Big in between every word he spoke.