Knuckles and Shadow.
Shadow and Knuckles are best friends and they create funny songs in their basements and become hits. Kinda based on the hit duo, Adam and Andrew. HUGE WARING THE ARE OOC! U HAVE BEEN WARNED! AND THIS IS FOR COMEDY USAGE ONLY!!
Knuckles: Adam
Shadow: Andrew
One day, Shadow and Knuckles were bored and then Knuckles had an idea.
"Hey Shadow, you know, we should be famous. I mean, people think we're funny. Who else do you know beats everyone at 'Yo Mamma' fights and mocks anyone on sight?"
Shadow shakes his head, "I'm bored." Knuckles sighs with hopelessness, "Let's go outside and see of there's something funny to write about."
They go outside in search of something funny. As they walk, they bump into Amy.
"Hi guys!"
"Hey, Amy." The guys replied in monotone.
"Why you two sound glum?" Amy asked as she went to hug her boyfriend.
Shadow sighs and replies, "We are trying to be famous, and we cant find anything funny to talk about."
Then their idea came as they pass Mobius Elementary/Middle School. As they walk past, they see 6th grade girls acting like Paris Hilton. They see a blonde echidna in a black crop top with red letters saying "SEXY GIRL" and a black jean miniskirt and flats.
(A/N: These characters were named after two of my sister's classmates, one of them trying to hit my boyfriend, the other trying to score with my homie, and the job never happened, since he got a GF now.)
"Oh my god, Christi, like, did you see Mako today? Oh my god he's so damn hot!" a blonde echidna said to a baby blue hedgehog girl in a tube top and mini Abercrombie shorts and flip-flops.
"Oh my gosh, Brianne, yeah! I want to fuck him, force his dick in my mouth!"
"Oh my gosh! So do I!" and the girls squeal. Shadow and Knuckles scoff in disgust as did Amy.
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe these girls! I mean, c'mon, it's bad enough I hear that they try to act like Paris or Britney, as good as she is."
(A/N: People may hate Brit, but I have some respect for her. She's been though a lot. I would go nuts if my mom controlled me all the time. Don't kill me, Flamers, lets get it on!)
Shadow then says, "Knuckles, I got our idea!" Shadow then whispers in his ear and Knuckles grew a grin and when Shadow was done, he lauged his ass out.
"NICE ONE, HA! SLUTTY LITTLE GIRLS! HA, PUSH UP BRAS, HANDJOBS, HA!" Knuckles then fell and laugh.
Amy looks at Knuckles then back at Shadow.
"What happened?"
"I just got our idea." Shadow replied with a smirk. Knuckles stops laughing and then shouts to the girls,
"HEY GIRLS! IF U WANNA, GO ON MTV AND THEN U CAN SHOW OFF YOUR NUBS TO THE WHOLE WORLD, THEN WHEN YOU'RE DONE, CALL ME UP. I HOPE ONE OF YOU GUYS CAN TO A NICE HANDJOB, NOT! HA!"
The girls scoff at him and then the baby blue hedgehog said,
"Um, Brianne, these guys are high schoolers, do you have any idea what status it would give us if one of us lost our virginity to him?"
"You're so right, Christi! Let's go say hi."
The girls walk over to the high schoolers and they swing their hips as they walk. They both smile at Knuckles and Shadow and they give Amy a death glare.
"Are you guys in high school?" Brianne asked as she got closer to Knuckles.
"Um, yeah, we're sophomores." Knuckles replied as he began to quietly step away.
"A sophomore, huh? Well, that's so cool!" Christi replied as she got herself closer to Shadow. Shadow then says,
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
She giggles and says, "No…how about you, cutie." As she plays with his chest hairs and sliding her hand down his chest.
"I have a girlfriend. Not to mention she's right here." Shadow replied. She looks at Amy who smirks with an evil thought.
"And nice try, but I will not get laid with you, I have my girlfriend for that. See ya, princess." Shadow and Amy walk off and Knuckles quickly said to the blonde echidna,
"Sorry hottie, but that's my ride. Catch ya later, maybe to give me a BJ, ring a bell? See ya."
Knuckles runs off with the hedgehogs and Brianne said,
"I so scored with a high schooler. I just need to learn how to give him a blowjob."
Christi scoffs and says, "Brianne that's so easy!" As the three walk off they still chatter on about the subject.
"Knux, where you serious or just messing with their heads."
"Messing with their heads. I mean c'mon how can 6th graders give Blowjobs? I mean, seriously, I'm holding of for marriage, since my Family is uptight."
"It sucks to be you." Shadow replied. They reached Knuckles's house and they went to the basement and they meet up with Julie-Su and they tell her everything.
"NO WAY!" Julie-Su said in shock.
"Yep, I cant believe these girls. How dumb can they get."
"I bet you if Abercrombie told them that it wasn't cool to breathe, they'd do it as we laugh our asses off!"
They then hear some beats from Knuckles's room in the basement.
"OK, ready?"
Shadow replies, "Yep, lets get famous!"
"OK, 3…2…1…go!"
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There are few things less appealing than you
A preteen girl that dresses like a prostitute
You want to act like Britney well thats a mistake
You want to look like divas but divas are skanks
Dating cooler older guys in high school grades
If they were really that cool they'd get girls their own age
But they cant, so their on a cradle crusade
Cause statutory rapes the coolest way to get laid
They dont want there bodies to be covered
Cause girls are getting sluttier younger
There too young to be talking about sex
And losing their virginity at recess, that's just gross
Buying push up bras you have to stuff to fill in
And giving hand jobs on the bus during school field trips
During dances moving like a tramp is your goal,
And to wear revealing clothes when you have nothing to show
Christina or Paris who do you idolize more
While looking for a thong in a childrens size four
Getting good grades is not what youre dreaming of
You'd rather go on MTV and show them your nubs.
That can't handle the pressure their under
So girls are getting sluttier younger
I wish those Junior highers would stop
Wearing shorts that barely cover their crotch
You're 12, mature enough to start smoking weed
Wasn't it just last week you were watching Disney
Now it's The 101 Hottest Whores On E!
So you can take notes on how to act like Tara Reid
Step 1: get drunk and act real dumb
Step 2: common sense makes life less fun
Step 3: The best way to get accepted, Is to put out and become anorexic.
I don't understand so I wonder
Why girls are getting sluttier younger
they take their childhood and discard it
Are they naïve or just retarded, I don't know
They're getting sluttier younger…
They're getting sluttier younger…
They're getting sluttier…
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"Phew, I say we got that down!" Knuckles said and Amy and Julie-Su couldn't stop laughing.
"Push up bras!" Amy laughed.
"MTV, showing their nubs, HA!" Julie-Su choked.
Shadow looks at Knuckles and says,
"We Have a hit."
That's Chapter one, theres going to be about five chappys or so here. Flamers, BRING IT ON!