FF: The real reason for all the changes at JAG
Rating: TP (Totally Pointless)
Summary: This is what happens when my warped sense of humor and my stress get the better of me at the same time.
Disclaimer: JAG doesn't belong to me and I'm making no money on this and mean no harm. (pun intended.) Unless you're a lawyer for the MPAA and then I am trying to insult your intelligence.
MAJOR FREAKING SPOILER ALERT! DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
JAG Headquarters
June 1st 2005
"You're leaving?" Harriet squealed at Lt. Colonel Sarah MacKenzie.
"I've been transferred to California." Mac responded calmly.
"What about the Commander?"
"He's been transferred to Naples." Mac informed her.
"But why?" Harriet whined.
"The MPAA." Mac responded.
"The MPAA?" Harriet was truly confused.
"Well yeah. The only thing keeping us around Washington this long was the fanfics. With all the C and D's being issued right now all the fics are coming down so we're not needed here and really have no reason to stay."
"No reason to stay ma'am!"
"Well no. The real reason I didn't except a transfer sooner was because of all the romance I got to experience in the fics. I'm over 35 I've got to take romance where I can find it." Mac informed her.
"And the Commander?"
"Oh he was just staying for the sex. He gets a ton of that in the JAGfic world."
At that Harriet fainted.
And thus ends my weirdest fic to date.