yo, dudes, pizza?
I can't, answered Leonardo.
Why?
Because Splinter is pregnant.
WHAT???
He just gave birth, Leonardo said.
Dude, you can still eat pizza, Michalangelo said cutting through the tense moment.
Um, what did HE give birth to? Raphael asked skeptically.
Baby groundhog ballerinas.
WHAT???
What's with you guys and yelling 'what' all the time? Leo replied. Suddenly, out of nowhere, little groundhogs came pirouetting in around the room.
BY THE GODS OF PIZZA AND SKATEBOARDS, WHAT ARE THOSE????
They are my youthful, exuberant offspring, Splinter uttered quietly as he staggered into the room. His children immediately rushed toward him and began spinning around him in circles over and over. Splinter chuckled quitely, Kids, he said.
Then out of nowhere a squad of foot soldiers launched grenades down the sewer shaft. The turtles immediately withdrew into their shells before the blast.
Splinter! Dude! They killed you and yer spawn!
Always remember my young ones my sons, Splinter said; and then he died [although not permanently dead].
THE END