Uh Oh, Mai has married the Cabbage Merchant
"Argh my cabbages!"
The cabbage merchant had burst into the kitchen, shredded cabbage was flying everywhere.
In the middle of the carnage stood his wife, Mai, the silver blades of her daggers stopped flashing for a moment as she sighed, "Um… I'm just making coleslaw."
Shocked, he replied, "It's over."