Copyright Disclaimer: Usagi "Sailor Moon" Tsukino, Ami "Sailor Mercury" Mizuno, Queen Beryl, Nephrite, Kunzite, Jadeite and all the other characters are created by Naoko Takeuchi. Based on a cartoon created by DiC Animation City and Bohbot Entertainment.
Comments: Yup, Heck (where Evil the Cat comes from) has frozen over and become crystalised, I have written an Anime fan fic! I have done the complete opposite to a predictable bashing by trying to experiment whether a gaming DiC cartoon fits with an anime aimed at girls. Before you say this is copied from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, it is a parody since when I have read the character descriptions I thought Ami was Tails! Besides I have access to the show and edit this spoofs if it is too similar to the original (AoSTH that is), luckily there are changes to make them better. Please note that the characterasion of the characters may be off due to lack of experience and going by little details. Just before I finish, this story is done in a generic DiC style (i.e. if AoSTH was not made but this instead).
Purist Warning: Due to nature of the original show, Usagi/Serena/Sailor Moon is the same person, just depends by the situation since the show is not like He-Man, so assume the powered up mode for most episodes (bar 2). Don't worry, I have used the Japanese names. However most of the original concept is thrown out of the window (as typical of a DiC cartoon) so grab a tissue and prepare that it will not be the same.
Adventures of Usagi Tsukino (AoUTK) - Episode 101 - Pilot - Super Special Serena Search and Smash Squad
It has turned midday in the land of the Rising Sun as a young Japanese teenager dashes down a forest, this person had blonde hair which was in style of spaghetti and meatballs, wore white/yellow blouse and a blue skirt. Following her was another teenager except that she has blue short hair and a different blouse. The two girls then waved at each other as the blue haired one caught up with the blonde hair girl. In a few minutes, they were out of the forest and had arrived at the outskirts of Tokyo, Japan which they were standing next to a sign which said in their native language; Welcome to Tokyo.
The blonde haired girl spoke in relief, "Here we are Ami, back home in Tokyo."
"It sure did take a long time", replied her friend Ami.
As they were looking into the view of the Japanese capital, nearby there were two young men coming out of a flower patch as they cratched down. The leader who wore blue coat and had a long brown hairstyle while his partner in crime however had long grey hair and wore a light purple coat.
The brown haired man whispered, "I'm absolutely ready, are you Kunzite?"
"I'm ready for the trap Nephrite if you give me credit", also whispered his partner in crime.
Kunzite got hold of a black remote control from his pocket and pressed the red button. A rope came out of the remote heading towards the two schoolgirls which they did not notice since they were admiring the view of Tokyo city and wrapped around them squeezing the two together. The two men got up and walked towards the girls.
Nephrite shouted, "We got you, Sailor Moon."
"The battle is over", bellowed out Kunzite.
The two villians then made funny faces at the hostages which then they decided to cheer by dancing around in a circle and they were making victory noises.
The blonde hair girl started to cry and stutteredly spoke, "You two don't want to do this."
The leader then went closer towards the young schoolgirl which his partner also followed.
"Of course we do, we are the villains", explains Nephrite towards her and a possible audience.
The girl spoke, "We mean too much to each other like how we first met."
"I vaguely remember, can you tell us Serena?", asked Kunzite.
Nephrite and Kunzite were standing up for too long so they sat on the flower patch to listen to the story.
Usagi wiped her eyes very slowly and got her courage to ramble a long story and spoke, "It all started before you two were hired to hurt us, Ami and I were in Azabu scratching our heads outside our high school."
Suddenly a quick scene happened which Usagi and her blue haired pal were on a sidewalk which they were nobody outside except the two girls which is unusual in the bustly city.
Ami asked, "Where is everybody?"
The heroic duo walked across the street and found an elderly man on the edge of his door in an anxious state.
"We are hiding from strange people and you two young ones should too", replied the elderly man.
The man then slammed the door and triple locked the brown door which then the shutters came crashing down. Struggling to figure out the strangeness of their local community, both girls were holding their heads up and rubbing their chins while their are strangely off model. Then over at the other side of the street, a white haired man came charging down with a pink haired girl.
The stranger shouted, "We are off to the Bounty Hunters convention at Tokyo Conference Center."
As quickly as the white haired man and the pink haired girl came, they disappeared which the heroic schoolgirls hid on a wall corner for safety.
Usagi asked, "What's a Bounty Hunters Convention?"
"A party for bad guys and I think you should crash it", replied Ami.
The two girls then followed the trail of the bounty hunters. Meanwhile outside the Tokyo Conference Center, a booming croaky voice was heard.
The croaky voice shouted, "You have all called here today because you are the most dangerous loyal henchmen I have ever hired."
Inside the building there were various people, some which are human others were creatures were cheering because of the recent speech. On the stage revealed the main villain who had long red hair, long finger nails, a black tiara and wears a blue blouse; which gives the blonde hair girl a chance to sneak inside the building while the speech was given.
"Ever since I have planned a wedding... I meant my evil plan to conquer the world, one troublemaking teenager has made me clincally depressed and turned towards my villiany career", the villain shouted on top of her voice.
Queen Beryl then walked in a circle and pointing in a unusual way which she mumbled inaudible curses, she got from her pocket a remote similar to what Kunzite used earlier and pressed a button that revealed a picture of Usagi. The entire audience of the bounty hunters convention were booing as soon as the picture came on.
The evil queen angrily bellowed out as she waved her arms up and down, "I hate that Sailor Moon!"
Quickly Beryl then slammed her fist into her hand which the audience cheered as they mention their foe.
"She ruins my schemes!", she shouted on her loudest voice.
The entire audience including the blonde hair heroine who was now sat down on a chair were booing towards the famous anime character.
"She helps nice people!"
As soon as Beryl finished her shouting, the bounty hunters and the blonde haired girl were booing again since the bounty hunters dislike the person. The evil queen then pointed at the picture of the schoolgirl and grumbled on the screen.
Beryl spoke in a calmer tone than previously, "I have declared that Sailor Moon as Tokyo's Most Wanted Fugitive and to insure that the job would be done I will offer any bounty hunter the reward of 1 Billion Yen, alive or otherwise."
The evil villian then pressed some buttons that then added the wanted sign on the screen with the reward money which the bounty hunters were writing down to remember. Queen Beryl looked around as she heard a noise coming from a seat.
Usagi smoothly spoke in a cheerful tone, "I'm worth way more than that!"
When she spoke the line, her mouth performed the cheesiest smile showing that she was joking as the other bounty hunters were looking at her however the evil queen didn't think that was funny so her face turned red with anger.
"I want that Sailor Moon, get her now you bounty hunters!", yelled Beryl as she was pointing at her enemy.
The heroic schoolgirl made a "whoa" sound as two of the bounty hunters, one which was a lookalike of her except with pink hair and another which was same as the left except she had blue hair, so she threw her tiara towards the pink haired bounty hunter which then fainted on to the ground. This caused Usagi to get her tiara back and jumped onto the stage pulling Queen Beryl's hair.
The blonde haired girl annoying spoke in a different tone which was like another voice actress doing her voice, "I shall punish you".
She then pulled back the evil villain's hair which then she tripped over the stage crashing into the ground has this made a silly sound due to her clumsyness. Suddenly all the bounty hunters were heading towards the crash landing.
"We got her, we got her!", the bounty hunters bellowed out in unison.
The blonde schoolgirl then saw the bounty hunters coming towards her so she got up and threw her tiara like Oddjob from James Bond which knocked down most of the bounty hunters except one which was a girl with green hair and wearing a schoolgirl outfit.
Usagi pointed away from herself and spoke, "I'm over there."
The bounty hunter then looked away from her which gave her the chance to run away and grab her tiara back which she has done successfully. Sailor Moon saw the exit with Ami who was waiting outside as Usagi thought that she needed to be safe in case something went wrong with her plan. Unconveniently she tripped over a laying bounty hunter but luckily the blue haired girl picked her up as she was nearly outside.
"Let's go Ami, them bounty hunters would be after us like rabbits and carrots", suggested the blonde hair girl.
Ami grabbed her friend's hand and was running down the street away from the mercenaries.
The blue haired girl asked, "Usagi, how come you're not fighting like you usually do?"
"Don't worry, I wanna make sure that them enemies would follow us", replied her friend.
The heroic duo had arrived in an indoor shopping centre which they both hide in some shops while the bounty hunters had caught up with the women.
The complete white bounty hunter pointed and shouted, "Split up and search for that annoyance!"
Five bounty hunters went towards the left entrance while the other five walked towards the right entrance searching for the blonde haired girl. Luckily for the heroes, they were hiding in a comestics store which Usagi got a pen out of her pocket and pressed the lid. She changed into a perfume saleswoman with a pink blouse and wearing a black skirt. Quickly she stood up next to some perfume bottles as four bounty hunters had entered the store.
The perfume saleswoman announced, "Step right up and try some Eau de Serena, remember folks bounty hunters try this for free."
Stupidly the four bounty hunters went towards the sales clerk to try some perfume however the disguised hero sprayed the perfume into their eyes causing them to sting which they collapsed to the floor. Seeing the state of the bounty hunters, the perfume saleswoman changed back into the blonde haired heroine using the disguise pen.
A quick scene change sees Usagi with the other five bounty hunters in a corridor so she got her tiara out and threw it up to the celing. The five bounty hunters laughed at her that she had missed her target until a giant grey glass lamp fell onto the bounty hunters. They had screamed and tried to run away however the lamp came crashing down.
"I sure do have fun defeating them bounty hunters", excitedly spoke Usagi.
Suddenly a white hair, white clothed bounty hunter which is the only one who has not been defeated sneaked towards the schoolgirl and shouted in a voice similar to Mouser in Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The fun's over, you blonde brawn!"
Sailor Moon created the most goofiest smile in anime history stretching her mouth and pointed towards the bounty hunter behind her which looks kind of odd of a schoolgirl.
The blonde haired girl yelled, "Is he really serious?"
The bounty hunter mumbled and threw a orange from his pocket at the girl however very quickly she moved causing it to hit a pillar which came crashing down on top of the bounty hunter. As soon as the pillar came down two pieces of cake came out from the bounty hunter that landed into the teenager and Ami's hands.
"We sure showed them did we Usagi?", asked the blue haired girl while eating her piece of cake.
Her friend replied as she wolfed her piece of cake, "We sure did, it was a piece of cake."
Outside the shopping centre, Queen Beryl was looking through what has happened using her binoncaurs and grunted, "Stupid Senshi!"
A quick scene change later, outside Queen Beryl's lair in the Dark Kingdom which was like King Koopa's castle in Dark Land in the Mario cartoons, the evil dictator was on her throne thinking of a plan to rule the universe like most villians.
"Hmm... I need to hire the best most reliable henchmen who has to be rotten, mean, listens to what I say and is very affordable", thought the evil queen.
Suddenly a knock came through the door and a long brown haired man who was wearing a blue coat came out.
The brown haired man came out and squalked, "Henchman for hire, Nephrite commander of United States Villainy Department which I am very reliable and if it is world domination that you are after, your cost would be free."
Scratching her chin, the evil queen gave some thought and shook hands with her future henchman.
"You are my first member of my Super Special Serena Search and Smash Squad", bellowed Beryl with glee from her face.
Nephrite asked, "Sounds good to me but who's Serena?"
"Serena is what I believe to be the real name of Sailor Moon, a stupid teenager who was gifted there special powers from a queen one thousand years ago and wants to defeat me", explained the evil queen.
The henchman replied, "No problem, I will do it in a jiffy."
As soon as Nephrite agreed to villainy, a large built man with long grey hair and wearing a light purple coat slammed the door open and came rushing towards the evil dictator.
"Kunzite here to dispose pests, only free with world domination", grunted the other henchman.
Beryl sighed, "You're hired, now you two would be my..."
"Super Special Serena Search and Smash Squad", interrupted Nephrite.
Kunzite yelled, "She didn't ask you, you idiot!"
The large built man slapped back of his partner's head which he responded with Nephrite standing on Kunzite's toes.
The evil queen shouted, "I am ordering you two to dispose of that Sailor Senshi and do it any means necessary!"
"Yes, your imperialness!", replied the leader henchman.
Soon both Nephrite and Kunzite both marched out of Queen Beryl's lair leaving the queen on her own or so we think. Out of a closet came a blonde haired henchman who wore a dark blue coat which his facial expression shows that he is angry and furious.
The man growled, "Queen Beryl has demoted me to last lankey, me Jadeite!" He breathed out and continued, "She's given them two newbies my job, I should be in charge of capturing and defeating Serena first but I will show them!"
Note: There first part of the first episode regrettfully done. Writing this is like Ben Hurst writing Sonic Underground which is writing something you like with something you don't know except with a bit of info so I must apologise if any of the characters are off character but then again being a parody of a show... Strangely I would like to see art of this parody (AoUTK).