Finding Jack's Cookies
Summary: Someone has taken Jack's cookies. Where have they gone and who's got them.
A/N: I wrote this for English class with some friends so let us know if we should get a good grade on it.
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" Cookies... no come back, He's over there. No! Davy Jones don't eat my cookies!" Captain Jack Sparrow woke up with a jolt in a cold sweat as he ran his hands through his hair.
" It's alright no one took my booty. The cookies are safe in the... oh my god they're missing! " Jack frantically ran around his cabin even pulling up the subfloor to find them.
" Everyone on deck. We have a crisis on our hands!" Jack screamed as everyone ran on the deck.
" Captain, what be the crisis?"
" I just dreamt Davy Jones has my booty. He's taking my cookies to the equator."
" Where's the equator? "
" In the hemisphere."
" Where's the hemisphere?"
" In the equator."
They went on like this for a few minutes.
" Shut up! Just head south." Jack grumbled, the more time they spend arguing the more cookies being eaten by that scoundrel Davy Jones.
2 hours later
" Captain, we be midway there." Announced Biggens.
Rip...
" And now we be having a malfunction." Biggens stated as Jack ran to him.
" What be the problems Biggens?" Jack questioned with wide eyes and then continued, "What could stop me from getting my cookies back?"
" The sails captain, there's a giant hole .We won't be able to move anywhere." Biggens stated.
" How could you make a mistake like that?" Jack yelled.
" Sorry captain, lets see if Will knows what to do." Biggens suggested.
" Aye, where is Will?" Jack asked looking around the ship as Biggens pointed.
" He be over in the corner." Biggens replied as they moved over to where Will is.
" Will, what ye be doing in the corner?" Jack asked to the young pirate who turned around. " Do you have cookies in your mouth?"
" NO! " Will mumbled as he wiped the crumbs from his face.
" How could you eat my cookies?" Jack shouted as Will smiled and then licked his fingers. " Argh."
" They were good." Will laughed and walked away.
" Just like your father... always eating my cookies!" Jack muttered as he headed towards his cabin.
Jack stopped outside his cabin and demanded, " Biggens get me a bottle of rum."
" Captain, there is no more rum."
" Why is it always the rum's gone!" Growled Jack as Will walked by drinking a full bottle of rum. " Will! "
A/N: Hope you liked it. We were told to write something in 20 minutes and it's all we could come up with.
In the words of " ": The quill is quicker than a wand, let's see what you come up with.
Or something like that. ' Chuckles '
Later - Fiona12690