I'm in love with the boy with the curly hair His smile so bright Skin so fair He's a genius, and cute alright Geeky but debonair Oh, how I wish he'd date me He doesn't need that slinky blonde I'm prettier and smarter than she I'd love to discover his turn ons But alas, he's stuck in a love triangle And four, my friend is a crowd Who cares ? I love Chuck Bartowski And yes, I did say that out loud !