(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha... YET! evil maniacal laughter
Inuyasha: grabs Tetsaiga What'd ya say Syrum!?
Me: O.O Ok.. Anyhow Yeah I don't own Inuyasha or the other commercials, tv moments and other junk I put in my fanfiction OH ! And all flames are accepted. We all need feedback and the flames will light the fire on my Kikyo and Hojo burning shrine. So..
ON WITH THE CRAZYNESS THAT IS MY FANFICTION ! )
Chapter one
From dirt to Lederhosen
It was a beautiful morning in a dry meadow full of flowers and beauty was creeping up at every possible place. It was picture perfect, full of life and happiness...
But this was cut short at the arrival of... of... OF... KIKYO!
The wind passed by the walking pile of dirt and grime as she stared into the far regions of feudal Japan. I mean everyone needs a brake even Kikyo, with all those failed attempts at stealing Inuyasha from our dear Kagome.
Especially the time she kissed him.. I am forever scared... ANYWAYS
Kikyo starred of into the far regions of Japan without a care in the world.. Of the living dead. That is...
After what seemed an hour of staring an extremely strong gust of deadly wind fell upon the lady of the dirt. The wind blew fearlessly across the plains of the meadow blowing flower petals, plants and various demon nests into the air.
At the end of this horrible storm all that was left of the stunning meadow was...
A BUNCH OF PURPLEISH GOOP ! THAT'S RIGHT REALLY DISCUSTING GOOP EVEN MORE DISCUSTING THEN WHEN THE BOYS IN THE CAFETERIA BLOW UP THEIR JUICE BOXES THEN POP THEM AND THERE WAS STILL JUICE INSIDE GOOP !
Now that I got that out of my system...
That's right a huge pile of purple goop was the only thing left of the meadow... and you'll never guess what that goop once was? THAT'S RIGHT KIKYO MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hours passed by.. That's right hours... hours... hours...
A rather large foot stepped right in the center of the purple goop that is Kikyo. Then a ear twitching yelp was let out across the desert waste land
. " AHHHH ! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST STEP IN ? IT'S SO CRUNCHY AND GROSSSSSSS ! Inuyasha screamed uncontrollably saying
"Oh Please Inuyasha it's just.."
Kagome then looked at the rather disturbing purple goop and the fumes that retracted form the goop gave of an offending odor.
"EWWWWWWWW !" The school girl screamed out.
"What is that stuff.." Sango questioned, unable to keep hr eyes of the disgusting waste..
"Should I use my wind tunnel?" Miroku suggested.
"Kagome... I'm scared for life.. AND NEED SUGAR !" the little kitsune piped up.
"Guys... There's only one thing that can destroy this load of crap..." Inuyasha started. Leaving his companions to question his sanity.
"Just wait right here I'll be right back as soon as possible!" the dog demon shouted as he left his friends to take care of the mincing goop that was once Kikyou.
( Me; ALRIGHT!! Chapter 1 is OVER! Now it's time for testing and jugdemen- stabbed for iron Chef parody WHYYY!!??? I was going to test out the ramen!
Inuyasha; NO! I! Cheirman Yasha will do it!
Me: IN HELL YOU WILL DOG BREATH!!
Inuyasha: BRING IT PATHETIC FOOL!! war ensues
Kagome: Remember to R&R
Shippo: Maybe we shoudl break this up...
Kagome: Just R&R)