The Akatsuki are the most feared criminals in the ninja world. Ruthless, cold blooded, monsters are nice ways to describe them. They roam the lands killing for their own selfish needs, not sparing anyone who opposes them. Here are their stories.

FWD: FWD: Judge

BC: Akatsuki leader

To Whom It May Concern,

The Akatsuki, like most evil organization, have an evil lair. Due to contracts made prior, I am not allowed to disclose where, the important thing is they have one. This hideout isn't like your typical lair with giant lasers, death traps, prisoners, and solar death rays. It was more of a huge apartment, with a shared bathroom, kitchen and living room. They had a meeting room where, presumably evil happened, but no-one knows for sure. Like an apartment building the tenants don't like each other. Actually, it is more borderline hatred for each other. Tobi, arguably the nicest member, nearly escaping death everyday is just normal. Be it from explosions, black flames, various weapons, or just plain paper. Tobi is the weakling of the elite organization, causing the mentally insane "boy" to become more cracked. One person can bare Tobi; evening calling him a good boy (which just added on to the insults) but that niceness is short lived and is usually followed by a mean remark. Tobi is usually seen wandering around the base helping in every way he can, and always with a smile.

Then there is Hidan, the literal punching bag. Did you learn a new justsu? Oh test it out on Hidan he's immortal, he won't mind! Hahaha wrong! Shrills of pain escape his lips as his body gets ravaged by his 'comrades'. Usually he ends up without a few limbs and the attacker is too excited that they completed their jutsu to notice they left poor Hidan alone in the dark, usually for weeks. He stays like this until someone discovers him, drags him to Kakuzu, and gets himself fixed. This constant cycle of abuse is continuously repeated and has shown no signs of stopping. Whenever he can briefly escape the abuse by going on missions the death threats are multiplied and even carried out. As if to tag-team with the physical abuse, his religion gets scoffed at every moment someone can muster. The leader even refused to let him off Mabon! Which is a very important holiday all Jashinists must practice.

Finally, there is Deidara who suffers from verbal abuse. From being called brat, fag, girl or pussy he's had it worse than your mom jokes. Besides having to deal with this trauma, he gets his gender questioned everyday. And why? Because he likes to wear his hair long. Yep that's it. He is being harassed for his freedom of expression and that goes against his Jashin given rights! He is a true artist who is slowly breaking inside. That is why theses outcasts of outcasts came to me, Phoenix Wright ace attorney and are suing their comrades for "being meanies to Tobi", "being cock sucking assholes" and "calling me a girl, un." Usually I don't take these types of cases put something just made me tear up at their sad stories.

Sincerely,

Phoenix Wright, Fey & Co. Law Offices

Hidan, Deidara, and Tobi :)

Disclaimer: Don't own Akatsuki (Masashi Kishimoto) or Phoenix Wright (Capcom)

A note from me: Well, you liking it so far? How about the Phoenix Wright element? Too weird? Should I cut it? It's not meant to play a huge part (hence why it's not a cross over) I just did it for the lulz. I won't know unless you review. ~ Anonymous reviews are on~ The button is right there. Do it ya pansies!