Title: Every Dozen has a few rotten eggs
Author: This is a collab. with a friend of mine. SAM. and me..me...me , Puck!
Summary: Every family has a bundle of problems but with 12 kids, so much more can go wrong. More teens and more trouble.
Chapter: A second Introduction (Prologue and First Chapter)
Rating: T (Some possible adult themes)
Disclaimer: Neither one of us authors (samantha nor I) have created the Characters from Cheaper by The Dozen. We just like them. Therefore, we have used them to twist their plots in this sick world of Fanfiction. I hope you, the reader, and the true authors of these storys enjoy our work of fiction.
A/N: Now, this is how the story goes. If you want to add suggestions that fine but for the most part the story is already written and won't be changed at all.

Prologue:
As the years went by, the hectic lives of the Baker family began to wind down. Nora still working in advertising with no special person in her life, or so she tells her family. Charlie got the full ride to midland University that he wanted from football. Glad to be away from all the chaos. Lorraine's dream to become a fashion guru is now in progress. She is currently in her senior year and spending her free time trying to convince her parents to send her to a fashion university in Paris, France. Henry is now getting into his own thing. Still playing the clarinet he has now found his way into acting in school productions. Sarah is in her third year at the Jr.High/high school which is the 9th grade, but lacrosse is still her sport and number one priority. The duo of Sarah and Jake has now grown apart. Jake is in 8th grade at the school, and has his own group of friends there. He is spending his time skating and hanging with his own friends. Last year Jake helped Mark start a nature club at school, not that he would ever join. Mark is now the president of this club and is very happy. Kim and Jessica are becoming very different, but still have the same friends and are still best friends. Kim's following in her older sister Lorraine's footsteps, whilst Jessica is her own influence. Mike is still trying to be just like Jake. He still loves to play hockey and skate. The last two children Kyle and Nigel are still trouble makers, but older. Kate has been traveling on and off trying to promote her new novel. Tom is still holding down his coaching job.

Chapter 1:
"Kids, are you up yet? Your school starts in an hour and a half!" screamed Kate for the fifth time that morning.
"I think I should take care of this" said a slightly annoyed Tom. "Who ever want's their allowance better come down, NOW!" There was a silence, and then ten pairs of feet were heard above them. Sure enough five minutes later all ten children were in their seat at the kitchen.
"Wow you good at this," said an amused Kate.
"Yes, I know, But now I must go" Tom said as he kissed his wife on the cheek. "Bye kids have fun at school; the first day is always the biggest." Grunts were heard around the kitchen table.
"Ha school and fun should never be used in the same sentence" Sarah mumbled.

"I want pancakes, "yelled Nigel.
"Well I want waffles!" yelled Kyle.
"Pancakes"
"Waffles"
"Pancakes!"
"Waffles!"
"Muffins!"
Everyone turned to Henry. "Hey im hungry too ya no!" he said.
"Well you all get cereal today guys," Kate said "Now hurry up, your going to be late!" With that they ate their breakfast in peace, with the occasional spills and flung cheerios and coco puffs.

"Ok Jake and older start walking, everyone else to the car."
"Come on mom do we really have to walk? I mean can't you take us?" asked Henry.
"Its five minutes away, I think you can manage, besides you don't really want your mommy taking you to school now, do you?" She laughed as she pulled out of the drive way.
"Dude she's right, I mean she does have a point there. I mean who does that anyways? Well later, I think I see Evan," with that he grabbed his board and left.
"It's been fun and all, but I see some of my friends," Henry called out as he left.
"I guess it's just you and me butch," said Lorraine.
"Psh... later Barbie" Sarah said as she ran off to find her friends.
"How is it that I'm the one walking alone all of a sudden?" Lorraine said mostly to herself before she ran off to where her boyfriends' car was parked.