You can always count on me to come up with something original. Well, not really. Considering that this is based on Cops. None of the actuall Zelda charectors will be the knights (except Ashei). Instead, they will be the fellons. Let's make this fun, shall we? Tell me who you would like to see get busted. And on what charges, if you feel the need. Just leave the funny stuff up to me. I do not own the Legend of Zelda or Cops.

EPISODE 1: WHATCHYA' GONNA DO?

-June 15th, 11:30 P.M., Hyrule Field-

Officer Spark and Deputy Leeroy were riding down Hyrule Field on horseback. "We've been getting alot of calls lately about some disorderly driving. The Hyrule Brewery has been really busy ever since they discovered that new formula that gets people intoxicated three times faster than usuall." Spark said. (A/N: He's talking into the camera in case you're wondering. And I know that there are no cameras in Hyrule. But for the sake of this fic, there are.)

At that moment, a man sped by on a horse. "There's one, let's get him." Spark said. The two knights took off after the man while making loud "WHOOO!!!" noises with their mouths.

"Someday they're going to invent a machine that makes noises and flashes lights." Leeroy said.

"Stop talking non-sense, Deputy." Spark said to the new recruit. They caught up with the man after he had pulled over. The knights got off their horses and approached the man. It was none other than the ex-evil king, Ganondorf Dragmire.

"Do you know how fast you were going back there?" Spark asked.

"What's it to you?" Ganondorf asked with a slurred voice.

"Sir, not only were you going 2,000 paces per hour over the speed limit, you were riding irradically also. I'm going to have to ask you to step off your horse." Spark said. Ganondorf dismounted while mumbling something inapropriate. "All right Sir, I'm going to need you to walk across this line." Spark said, drawing a straight line with the tip of his sword.

"Oh f this, I can't even fing do this when I'm fing sober." Ganondorf said. He took a few steps before stumbling over own feet.

"Sir, I'm going to have to place you under arrest for Riding Under Intoxication." Leeroy said.

"Screw you!" Ganondorf yelled, and took off running. The knights took off after him. Spark managed to tackle Ganondorf and he and Leeroy kicked him repeatedly.

"Wait, Sir I think he's dead." Leeroy said, noticing that Ganondorf was no longer moving.

"We are in some deep sh. Hey, turn that camera off!" Spark yelled, punching the camera.

-June 17th, 3:45 P.M., Ordon Village-

Officer Ashei walked down the main road in Ordon Village. "We've gotten several complaints of some strange activity at mayor Bo's house. So, I'm going to go check it out, yeah." Ashei said.

She approached Bo's house and knocked on the door. The door opened and Bo stepped out with a dazed look in his eyes. "Sir, I'm here to investigate some disorderly conduct, yeah." Ashei said.

"There's nothing to worry about here, officer. You can move on now." Bo said in a nervous voice. It was then that Ashei noticed Ilia crawling around inside while saying "Preeety colors.".

"Sir, is there something wrong with that child?" Ashei asked.

"Why would you ask that?" Bo asked.

"She looks higher than a kite, yeah." Ashei said.

"She's just upset because her boyfriend Link left her for Princess Zelda." Bo said.

"I'm going to have to come inside." Ashei said, forcing her way past Bo. She strolled into the sumo room. "Holy Farore, is this a meth lab!?" she yelled.

"No, of course not. This is, uuuh...err...my uh... my chemistry set!" Bo said.

"Sir, I'm placing you under arrest." Ashei said.

"No, you can't make me go back there!" Bo yelled defiantely. Ther was the sound of a sword being drawn, screaming, then silence.

Then Ashei came out of the house, steeped in blood. "Well, sometimes you just need to kill a family to keep the peace around here, yeah." Ashei said, making for the village's exit.

-June 20th, 12:30 P.M., Kakariko Village-

Officers Kane and Pierce were walking down the strip in Kakariko. "We have a report of an incident at Malo Mart. Seems a distraught Zora named Mikau has taken a hostage." Kane said.

They pushed their way through the crowd outside the shop. "Mikau, come out with your hands up and the hostage at a safe distance!" Pierce yelled.

"I want my demands met, or the girl dies!" Mikau yelled, refusing to come out.

"All right, what do you want!?" Kane yelled.

"I want... a pie! Then, I want a safe way out of here!" Mikau yelled.

"Well, we can't get you a pie! But the Elde Inn has some cake!" Pierce yelled.

"Do you think this is a game!?" Mikau yelled, clearly getting annoyed. "I'm gonna kill this girl if I don't get some fing pie!" Mikau yelled.

"All right, come out and we'll clear the people out and get you your pie!" Kane yelled.

Mikau stepped out of the shop while holding the sharp side of his right fin pressed against Hena's neck. He had his other arm wrapped around her body to keep her from running away.

Suddenly, Mikau dropped to the ground with an arrow sticking out of his head. Hena mad a run for it. "Pierce, what did you do!?" Kane yelled, noticing that his partner had his bow out.

"I didn't want him to hurt the girl." Pierce said defencively.

"You don't shoot a hostage taker! Get that camera out of my face!" Kane yelled, blocking out the camera.

END OF EPISODE: 1

There's the first episode of what I hope will be a long series. I listening to the song "Bad Boys" while writing this whole thing. Probably how I got my inspiration. Ayway, drop a review on your way out.