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Playing Cupid
Unohana walked into the examination room, once again Zaraki had been injured and once again he would only let her try to heal him. The sight that greeted her was quite comical. Zaraki was lying on his stomach with what appeared to be an arrow sticking out of, how could she put it politely; his posterior region.
"May I ask how this happened Zaraki-taicho." Asked the poised 4th division taicho.
"Yeah Yachiru shot me in the ass with in an arrow." Unohana turned to said lieutenant.
"Why Kusajishi-fukutaicho?"
"I was playing cupid." Chirped the pink wonder
"Cupid?"
"Baldy told me about him, he's this baby who shoots people with arrows so they find their true love." Unohana smiled.
"I don't think it was literal arrows."
"But it's already worked. See Ken-chan gets shot with the arrow and gets a boo-boo, and then you have to remove the arrow. Ken-chan is thankful and then you both fall in love and it's happily ever after for Ken-chan and Mommy-taicho." Said Yachiru confident in her own ingenious plan. Unohana's face reddened slightly but she smiled warmly.
"Well you've certainly thought it out, but you should run along while I treat Zaraki-taicho, I think Isane has some candy."
"CANDY!" she screamed as she left the room. Unohana turned back towards Zaraki.
"Sorry bout that don't know where she comes up with this crap." Muttered Zaraki
"You know what they say, out of the mouths of babes and whatnot. But it was rather precious."
"Whatever."
"Alright then let's take care of that arrow then. Drop your pants and we'll get to work."
Just a little oneshot for valentines day, Something about Unohana makes me think she is refined but more than capable of being rather blunt.