Disclaimer i don't know what i own but i know i don't own Percy Jackson and anything that doesn't belong to me because it doesn't belong to me, please don't Sue me, I'm a nice person and do i have to do a disclaimer in every chapter or not?

I dedicate the first chapter to:
Rick Riordan and the peeps that helped make the books possible

Me

Me

Me

And bob the guy in the back row next to the guy that looks like Paul Simon

And on with the story!

Chapter 1 - the abandonment or will you be my mommy?

Hey my names Percy im the guy of your dreams, the ultimate gentleman, the sex god extraordinaire , the-"AHHH! DAMN MOM, YOU RUINED MY COOL BOOK INTRO! STOP FEELING ME UP!" *squeal!* "but your just so CUTE!". Uhh mother can be sooo annoying sometimes what with the kissing and the cuddling and the groping and the... Okay so my moms not perfect but could you expect anything else from Aphrodite the goddess of love? Err anyway I'm getting side tracked here, this is a story about my mother the most amazing woman you'll ever meet... And how seriously screwed up my life is, was and most likely will be. So with out further adieu i give to you a book so utterly fuc- "PERSEUS! DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE YOUNG MAN! OR ILL BEND YOU OVER MY KNEE AND SPANK YOU SO HARD YOUR ASS WILL LOOK REDDER THAN A BABOONS!" how the heck did she know i was swearing... In a book? Come to think of it how can we speak in a book? Eh probably some godly shit, anyways the story so utterly... Awesome your brain will explode

It was a dark and gloomy night, lightning flashed with uncontrollable glee as thunder rumbled sinisterly, the wind howling with a tremendous force as a young boy of four shivered as he lay in an alley, his body curled up as the wind battered his frail body, today was just a bad day for Peter Jhon- er Percy Jackson. Is how I would start this book if it was a fairytale, no the weather wasn't that bad really it was near the end of summer so it wasn't even that dark to be honest and Percy was just wandering the streets so really just forget that intro

It had started with his mother - not like she could compare to moi of course - screaming at him to get up. Completely like wine sally Jackson - Percy 's EX-mother - with age had matured completely unlike wine with age she didn't get better. She looked old personally i believe it was the smoking, or it could have been the drinking either one she did not get any brownie points of me because of it now me im perfect i never smoke, okay maybe on- "erm mom, can you like... NOT NARRATE MY STORY!"

Percy staggered into the kitchen his small hands curled into fists as he rubbed his eyes in tiredness "wha's fuh breakfas'" he slurred as he tried to wake up, seconds later he was awake as he found himself on the floor his cheek stinging with pain, this happened often "don't look at me brat!" sally exclaimed as her eyes darkened in anger and saddness, they were his eyes looking at her, she didn't like it. "eat your breakfast" she said stiffly, almost forcing her words out and with that she jerkily walked out the kitchen, her hands both fisted and out of site. The noise of the front door opening and seconds later closing echoed in Percy's head as he sat in the silence of the dreary apartment.

The apartment had seen better days, much better days, the wallpaper once covered in exotic flowers was now peeling from the walls its colour a sickly shade of brown. The whole house reeked with damp and mildew, the kitchen was outdated and mold was rampant in every nook and cranny, basically it was a shit hole but it was home.

he often wondered what he had done wrong and today was no different from any other, he always ate all the yucky green things at dinner and he always tried his best to help his mommy but sometimes she stopped being mommy she was scary when she was not-mommy her breath didn't smell nice and she would say bad words and she would make him hurt alot . He sighed his green eyes dull before an idea sprang into his head like a kangaroo on steroids. It was simple, mommy always talked about how she loved water!

Percy was upset, his plan had went bad, real bad, he stood outside the apartment as the land lord assessed the damage "dumb fucking brat" he had muttered as his hands ran through his greasy hair, Mr Ben Dover was not a happy man, when complaints had reached him from 33B about a leak upstairs he knew something bad was going to happen. When he opened the door to the room above he saw a snot nosed kid playing in the 2 inches of water, what made it worse was the sound of running taps that emanated from the house. It wasn't a leak, he had flooded the place! Where was his god damn parents! Leaving a little toddler on his own just spelled disaster, not in the literary sense of course because there is much to many letters in that sentence to spell disaster but in the figurative sense it bloody well did. Ben Dover sighed, he would have to sit the kid down and give him a stern talking to then, later, he would tear a new one into his mother

It was six o,clock when sally arrived home, it had been a surprisingly good day today, she had went into work expecting it to just be another boring monotonous day at american Candy, it wasn't. She had met a lovely man his name was Paul Blofis he was a teacher at Goode high school and he actually asked her out! She was on cloud nine, a man hadn't even looked at her since... Him. She had a date at eight, she couldn't wait! Different romantic scenarios played in her head, a candle light dinner, sweet music and of course being the gentleman he was Paul would drive her to her house, peck her on the lips and thank her for a lovely time. These dreams stopped as she opened the door.

"out." the woman said this in a deadly whisper her eyes dull and lifeless "mo-mommy?" green eyes looked up at her, such deep innocent eyes. "i said get out, your not good for me Perseus, you and your father never were." her voice was devoid of emotion her posture was stiff and unyielding. "im sorry, i-i-i tried mom-mommy i ruh-really did" Percy stammered this was worse than not-mommy, much worse. "i said out! Go! Now!" no harsh words were said, they didn't need to be they permeated the air, the tension was almost palpable for the mother and son couple. Percy looked into her eyes, there was nothing there, no love, no anger nothing this wasn't Percy's mother this was a shell. He ran. Out the door. down the stairs. Out the apartment complex. Away. Far, far away.

Aphrodite was not having a good night, tears were in her eyes as she ran through the streets. It had started out as such a wonderful day, Ares had surprised her when he asked her on a date, usually he just wanted to make the beast with two backs. Not today, today would be brilliant she had told herself as she wore her best outfit she could find vicious red stilettos, a charming crimson low back dress and of course lets not forget about the makeup applied or the nail varnish, after one last check in the mirror she smiled, it did not reach her eyes.

She wasn't beautiful, not like the others Athena with her dangerous and calculating gaze with but a glance and all men would be ensnared, Artemis with her wild grace and magnificent poise, Hestia with her angelic face and a voice to match it, even hera and Demeter had a natural beauty that surrounded them, a timeless one, one that a man could stare at for a thousand years or longer and still not tire of gazing upon. She sighed compared to them she was ugly, oh how she hated that word with all her being. She glanced at the clock and her eyes widened in shock she was going to be late! With that thought she flashed away in a bright golden light, leaving the scent of roses in the air.

She apeared in the same golden flash as she observed her surroundings, some sort of restaurant, apparently a nice one judging from the expensive jewellery and the flamboyant dresses they wore not to mention the suits the men were wearing, they were obviously the upper echelon of society. Apart from one man, a man that she strode over to - Ares - and felt disgruntled, he didn't even bother to dress up! She could have any man in this room! All eyes were trained on her wether it was because of lust or jealousy she didn't care. She revelled in the attention. Yet he was still wearing that ratty biker gear and that stupid bandanna. "hey" he grunted his sun glasses still on, he couldn't even take them off to look at her, was she really that disgusting? All of the happiness fled from her body as she slowly cuddled her arms she became increasingly more introverted. Was she not good enough for him? Was she not good enough for a god? Even the cripple did not want her, to busy tinkering with his metal creations. Ares smirked as he continued with his little power play, with each second that passed Aphrodite found herself becoming more and more insecure about her appearance untill a waiter came over. The spell was broken and she gained more confidence as he stared at her chest openly even as he asked "excuse me sir, ma'am are you ready to order?" Ares being a socialite replied "steak medium-rare get it wrong, you die." the waiter was sweating as perspiration appeared on his forehead for some reason he knew that the promise would be followed through "and... And the Madame?" she hadn't even opened her mouth before Ares interrupted "she's having the salad, watchin' her weight" Aphrodite felt crushed as her head dropped, she was fat? As the waiter left the table she rose her head up "do you, do you really think that? That im fat?" the goddess felt dread creep up her spine, did she really want to know? Did she-"shut your mouth bitch, it should only be open when I'm stuffing my cock down your throat" Ares snarled. Normally Aphrodite would nod meekly and dinner would continue normally, in silence. But something had changed wether it was due to the fates feeling adventurous or it being that time of the month no one will know for sure but Aphrodite stood up and walked away as tears fell from her eyes.

"Believe it or not these two events are closely connected but that boys and girls is for another chapter."

"Erm Percy"

"yes mom"

"The chapters called 'The abandonment or will you be my mommy?' you haven't answered the second part in this chapter..."

"... Shit..."

The tears continued to fall from Aphrodite's face as she continued walking through the unusually silent street, it seems some parts of the city do sleep. The clicking and clacking of her high heels echoed across the barren boulevard, to be more precise brunner boulevard. The goddess was so caught up in her thoughts she failed to see the young boy walking towards her. The same could be said for the raven haired boy as his head was angled downward obscuring his eyes from view. With a muffled yelp both Percy and Aphrodite fell in a tangle of limbs, both as shocked as the other.

When they had finally separated both looked just as mad as the other "hey watch where your going!" they glanced at each other "don't copy me!" again another glance, neither actually seeing"i told you to stop that!" another glance this time longer, deeper. Percy blushed as he saw the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, her face was divine "are you an angel?" she closed her eyes for a bit longer than a standard blink before replying chokedly "yuh-you think I'm an angel?" Percy blushed even harder as he heard her voice it was as beautiful as the night sky and as soft as rolling clouds above "well you've got tuh be an angel, your the most prettiest person I've seen"
A gunshot was heard, police sirens blaring a stray mutt barking, yet neither broke eye contact. Fate had no powers here. Not on this night. Not on this spot. Reality hit Aphrodite with the force of a rugby player (or football player for y'all 'mericans) what the heck was a little kid doing out on the streets at this time of the night? "where's your mother?" the question was asked with a curious tilt. Percy's head tilted down"she doesn't want me." silence. It was pretty awkward really. Aphrodite looked at this boy, she made her decision. "do you want to come and live with me?" faster than a speeding bullet Percy's head shot up hope gleaming in his eyes "you won't leave me will you?"

"never"

"Will you be my mommy?"

The question was answered with a hug "yes... My son"

In a flash of gold they disappeared the smell of roses lingering in the air.

A.N: so this is what an authors note feels like huh? Wonder why there isn't like a character note? Anyways so this is like my first ever fanfic I'm writing this to show a different side of Aphrodite really because most stories portray her as a airhead whore and i always thought it was unfair i mean how many people think Apollo is cool? Loads but he was just as bad as Aphrodite in the PJ books. Anyways I'm rambling to the main point as this is my first fanfic its kind of going to be a testing ground, I'm gonna have a play around with different POVS and things though the book isn't going to be random. This is probably going to be slow updating I'm not sure really but i WILL finish it

Another thing id like to say is that i don't mind people using the plotline or whatever for their fanfic but if you could PM me just so i can have a read of it or whatever, this will go for all books i do but i do have one condition. No percabeth or boyxboy or harem because it's just unrealistic. Now im not anti gay and stuff but ugh... Just the thought makes me feel sick and for the percabeth thing, i just don't like the pairing its been covered pretty much completely, personally i like the unused pairings or the rare ones like percyxhestia or percyxhera or percyxpiper etc. etc. I also wouldn't mind a little mention of me at the start of a chapter or a go see his writing or whatever if you decide to use my plots *hint hint wink wink*

Uh one last thing then, please review, good, bad, flame whatever just let me know what you think and any pointers to help me improve my writing really because i want to get better, any suggestions on the story, pairings etc. send em in im doing this on the fly so any ideas i would greatly appreciate and put a mention of you at the start of the chapter.

Yup that's it bye ;)