Hello everyone! This is my first Glee fanfic, I'm so Excited! Starring as the lead couple will be none other than the sexy, scrum-diddly-umptious Puck and Kurt! YAY! SPOILER ALERT! This fic will take you through most of the episodes, although I do intend to change a few things, evil smile. You have been warned. I don't own Glee, otherwise there'd be more sexy man luvvinz goin' on. Enjoy!

Pilot

Kurt Hummel isn't what most people consider normal. He has flawless skin, a slight lisp, and a never ending wardrobe filled with exotic designer clothing. And to top it all off, he has an amazing singing voice. You'd think he'd be the most popular boy in school, right? Right? WRONG! You see, most of the things that describe Kurt also describe half of West Hollywood. He might have been more popular had he been born there. But no, Kurt was fated to live in Lima, Ohio, the small, Hicksville town of the damned. A place where people were so narrow-minded, even Kate Moss would have a hard time moving around in there. Kurt was gay, that much was obvious, but that didn't mean anyone liked it.

Slushie facials, shoves into lockers, and dumpster dives are a normal part of Kurt's life. Even at this very moment, Kurt is about to take his morning dumpster dive. Karofsky, Azimio, and Puckerman are holding Kurt, getting ready to chuck him over, when-

"Stop."

Kurt looks over and sees Finn Hudson, quarterback and captain of the football team, gazing at the scene before him. The other boys lower Kurt and Finn motions him forward. Kurt walks over, mesmerized by the tall boy's compassion. He takes Kurt's bag, coat, and hat and set them on the ground near the dumpster. The other boys pick Kurt up again and, with a nod from Finn, they toss him in. Somehow, even if he allowed the others to toss him away like a piece of trash, Kurt now finds himself falling madly in love with Finn Hudson.

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Noah "Puck" Puckerman is grade-A, 100%, straight up badass. Nobody messes with Puck, unless they wanna end up in the hospital. Puck is on the football team, is dating(actually just sleeping with) the school bitch, Santana, and he's got a sweet Mohawk.

As he, Finn, and the others left the dumpster in the parking lot, Puck doesn't even take a second glance at what he just did. He knew he giving people the wrong impression, beating up the gay kid. I mean, don't get him wrong, Puck is a badass, a straight badass, but he's not homophobic. In fact, Puck has an uncle who's gay, more or less. Puck never could tell the difference between being gay and being a transvestite. As Puck continues his confusing inner monologue, the group have already taken their seats in the back of Geometry, a class they share with Hummel.

Three minutes after the bell rings, Kurt enters, the teacher barely giving him so much as a nod before continuing with his lecture. He doesn't care. None of the teachers do. Puck should be happy about this, seeing as this means he won't get caught, but it kind of pisses him off. You see kiddies, Puck grew up without a father, which is probably why he acts out, in an attempt to gain everyone's attention. It sort of works, but not as well as Puck would hope. You see, Puck is constantly overshadowed by Finn, the golden boy, the one who never does wrong. It pissed Puck off that Finn got away with doing half the shit he did and he always got caught. It wasn't fair! Whatever. Puck continues to gaze aimlessly around the room until he sees Hummel.

He didn't know why everyone gave him hell for being gay. Personally, puck did it just for the sick, twisted sensation he got from watching the boy squirm under his glare. Puck could list about half the population of McKinley High who were in the closet gays, bis, lesbians, drag queens, etc. And it's not like it's contagious. Homosexuality is a preference to the same sex instead of the opposite. You're born with this mentality whether you're subconsciously aware of it or not. Some people know their whole lives, while others have to wait until they've matured past giggling about words like 'penis' and 'boobies'. Granted, Puck still laughed at those words but regardless. Puck thought society should want to accept it, being that it helps keep the population down and, if no one had to hide their preferences, it made tolerance and co-existence much easier to work with.

Puck blinks and shakes his head a little. Did he just have a deep thought? The weed the old drama teacher gave must have just kicked in. In fact, it was because of this weed, and several restraining orders, that said drama teacher was fired. Now Mr. Scheuster, the Spanish 2 teacher, was taking over the Glee club.

Puck really hoped Mr. Schue got a lot of people to sign up for the club. The more Gleeks, the more Slushie facials.

Kurt stopped in the hallway on his way to his next class to sign up for 'New Directions' Mr. Scheu's new Glee club.

Tada! So what'ya think? Pretty good for a first chapter, right? I'm not sure where this story is going, which makes it all the more fun! R&R please!