Do not own Naruto
It all started when Zarya went into her corner.
"why are you in your corner?" asked Abbadon
"Because I am sad."
Abbadon then grabs Zarya's arm trying to pull her out
"Come onnnnnnn"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo let me die in peace."
"FINE!"
Abbadon then goes to her corner and sulks. Zarya then decides to sing the song of the emo corner.
"emo emo emo emo corner how I love theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"Now you know how I feel Zarya." Says Abbadon
At that precise moment kakazu and Itachi walk in and see Zarya and Abbadon in their Respective corners, they then try to pull them out of the corners. Zarya did not like that.
"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE."
Hits Itachi over the head and goes back to the corner.
"grrr." Itachi growls
Itachi then congers rope and ties Zarya up and drags her back. While Abbadon starts sneaking behind Kakazu when he says
"you better not do that."
Abbadon hides the frying pan behind her back and whistles innocently. Zarya then takes out a katana and cuts the rope she says
"doesn't mean I can't."
Takes out a frying pan and hits Itachi over head
"BULLSEYE." Zarya exclaims
Itachi is now knocked out and Abbadon is dieing from laughter kakazu sighs and says while throwing Abbadon over his shoulder.
"fine I'll be back for you later."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WONT MY EMO CORNER ZARYA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP !"
Zarya then decides to hit kakazu over the head with her frying pan.
"FEAR THE PAN OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOM!"
Itachi then wakes up and grabs Zarya's arm and confiscates the frying pan.
"you are coming with me now" he grounds out
Zarya then grabs a random object and hits Itachi over the head with it.
"NEVER!"
Abbadon and Kakazu's sweat drop
"wow my savior is now id now hitting our captors with socks beware." Abbadon says sarcastically
Kakazu just shakes his head Itachi picks Zarya up and throws her over his shoulder
"uhuh you are now coming with me." He says
"Welcome to we are nothing but a sack of potatoes club! May I please have your name of your captor."
Zarya just glares at her, she is surprisingly calm for the fact she is out of her corner.
"ya know that there was paralysis potion in that sock right?"
Itachi then is paralysised and Zarya kick him down. Abbadon walks up to kakazu with a kuni and he passes out from blood loss.
"FREEDOM!" Exclaims Abbadon "we better leave the base for a while and why do you have paralysis in your socks?"
" so that I can paralyze people duh."
They run out of the base into a forest and then Abbadon asks
"now where to hide hmmmmmmm."
"Kohana." Zarya says happily
"why?"
" we can wreck havoc duh."
"hehe lets kill!"
Abbadon then pulls out a knife and starts to run to kohana with Zarya
"my idea wasn't to kill people it was to drive everyone nut or crazy most likely both."
Zarya says when they get to Kohana Abbadon looks excited.
"OK"
Abbadon then transforms into naruto and says
"I call the west and south regions."
"you can have all regions I am going to play with the Hokage." Says Zarya and she transform into sakura and runs to the Hokage house.
"hellz yea meet back in one hour."
"Kay."
They both poof of and the leaf village was never the same after one hour of them being out. Here are some highlights. People won't go near Naruto EVER. The people tried to kill Sakura. Kohaku was found passed out in the sand village and the hokage didn't leave the mental institute for a month. Most of the people sought out Itachi and Kakazu and beg BEG them to not allow Zarya and Abbadon in their corners EVER AGAIN needless to say it was just a normal day for the Akatsuki. Plus every time Zarya and Abbadon went into their corner they where just transported to Kohana.
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