A/n:I don't own, don't sue.

I thought I'd try something different.

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Dylan Sander's guide to being an Angel.

1. Always sniff the muffins before you eat them.

2. Never let me near the bad guy.

3. Natalie loves tickets. Keep them around, and she's happy.

4. Stay away form Alex's boots.

5. Stay away from Alex's computer.

6. Never wear expensive clothes to work.

7. Buy lots of boots.

8. Don't touch guns.

9. Don't keep you're lighter in your breast pocket.

10. Don't let bad guys take your lighter.

11. Avoid Helicopters.

12. Ex-Angels pack a mean punch.

13. Any phone line can be tapped.

14. Don't interrupt Nat when she's on the phone with Pete. You don't want to find out what happens if you do.

15. Don't sneak up on Alex.

16. Don't jump over couches.

17. Having hair ripped out of your head hurts.

18. Flying off cars is not fun or healthy.

19. Always wear your vest, you never know when you'll need it.

20. Never take your beloved car on stakeouts. The more you love it, the more likely it is that it'll get blown to pieces.

21. You never "walk" out of a bar.

22. Bosley often helps when he doesn't mean to. Pay attention.

23. Don't blow up speaker boxes.

24. Learn to ride a dirt bike.

25. When on a stakeout, use Nat as a distraction. She's very good at it.

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Incredibly Stupid, I'm well aware. This is what happen when I baby-sit my cousin all day, and most of the night. Tell me what you think. R/R!