Disclaimer: I do not own Evangelion. That privilege belongs to GAINAX. This
is purely a work on non-profit fiction, and if told to do so, I will remove
it from the Internet.
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Well, I read a fic ages ago called: 'Shinji the Casanova' and I've decided to copy the idea to some extent. (Strike Fiss my man, if only you were here now.)
-Chapter 1-
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"Sir!" Shigero exclaimed in alarm. "I am reading a high speed object travelling on a direct course towards Earth!"
The expression on the Commander's face remained un-changed. "An Angel?"
"Negative." Makoto looked at some of the readings and fluctuations he was receiving. "It has no distinguishable pattern."
"Very well." The Commander stood up. "I want this object tracked and all possible data on it collected!"
"Yes sir!"
---
A burning fireball plummeted towards the Earth, spiralling and spewing orange flames as it broke through the atmosphere and smashed against the solid ground.
The smoke slowly cleared up, revealing a small, smooth metallic sphere lying in a large crater. Steam bellowed out of tiny opening as a small hatch began to move.
The dark shape that emerged from inside moved as quickly as the wind. A child-like giggle could be heard as it headed towards the towering metropolis of Tokyo 3.
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Two people dressed in school uniform could be seen walking through the busy streets of Tokyo 3. The red headed girl exhumed a dominant presence as she gracefully slid across the pavement. The brown haired boy on the other hand, strutted meekly a few paces behind her, evidently, heading in the same direction.
"Hey Baka!" Asuka called out as she looked back to the boy trailing behind.
"Y-Yes Asuka?" The boy stuttered out, sounding guilty although clearly having done nothing wrong.
"Do you know what day it is today?" She asked him, sounding annoyed.
"Tuesday?" He asked meekly, sounding unsure.
"You really are a Baka!" She shouted at him in exasperation. "It's Valentine's Day you idiot!"
Shinji's expression darkened slightly, he was now in step with her at least. "And, what's that got to do with me?" He asked in a flat voice.
"Oh nothing." Asuka replied. "I was just thinking that you might have someone special you'd like to share the it with."
'That did not sound like Asuka' Shinji thought to himself, but the look he received, with the slowly intensifying glare told him to answer quickly.
"There's no place in my life for that kind of thing." Shinji answered truthfully. "I've got my own problems to take care of."
That served as a closing statement to their conversation, as the two Eva Pilots spend the rest of their walk to school in silence.
Unknown to both of them, the dark shadow loomed overhead, as if eavesdropping on their conversation. The child like giggle was heard again as it vanished out of sight.
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-Later that day-
The apartment door burst open announcing the return of the loud-mouthed red headed pilot, soon followed in by Shinji.
Asuka carried with her an impressive amount of Valentine cards and boxes of chocolates, which was no surprise. The strange thing was that Shinji had a pile with him that gave Asuka's a run for her money.
They both lay their presents on the table and began to arrange their cards and chocolates, or in Asuka's case: arrange the chocolates and bin the cards.
"I'm the most popular girl in school!" Asuka blurted out. "None of these perverts deserve to even lay their eyes on me!"
"Well, if the pile I have before me is anything to go by-" Shinji paused for a second rubbing his hands together, "-then I guess I'm the most popular guy in school."
Asuka knew he spoke in logic, but she was still disgusted by the idea.
"What-ever." She told him as she stood up. "I'm gonna go take a shower." She walked towards the bathroom but paused before entering. "Peek and you'll be sorry you ever met me!"
With that she shut the door behind her, leaving a disgruntled Shinji alone in the Kitchen.
---
The third child was currently sitting on the sofa, passively watching a show on TV when Asuka entered the room. His expression fell because inevitably she would disturb or annoy him in some way.
"What are you watching Baka?"
"Just some silly talk show."
"Hand it over." She demanded as she loomed over him.
He looked puzzled for a moment, but then followed her gaze to the object presently located in his hand.
"I won't ask you again." She said in a menacing voice.
Reluctantly and somewhat grudgingly, Shinji handed over the remote control for the TV, stood up and retreated towards his room. The words: "Spineless Baka" following him as he exited the living room.
Asuka settled down and started skimming through the channels in search of something she would hopefully enjoy.
---
On the outside of the apartment building, the strange dark shadow had settled on their window porch and was currently spying on the occupants of the apartment.
'There's definitely something between those two, but they're so blind not to see it.' It thought to itself as it surveyed Asuka. 'Luckily, that's where I can make a difference.'
A small, semi-transparent arrowhead appeared out of thin air and soared straight through the open window and towards Asuka.
'Leave it all to Cupid!'
---
Asuka was starting to get bored with the TV, but then she felt a small prick somewhere on her body, followed by a pleasantly warming sensation. She quickly stood up and looked around the room, but found no one.
As she sat back down on the couch, she was flooded by some peculiar thoughts and overcome with a foreign feeling. That's when she stood up and headed for Shinji's room.
---
Shinji was lying on his bed, listening to his SDAT player as usual, when he heard a light knock on the door.
He stood up straight just in time to see his door being pushed lightly aside. Soon Asuka showed her face and regarded him as if for the first time.
She had a funny look in her eyes.
'Damn I'm good!' Cupid though to himself as he surveyed the scene from just outside the window.
---
A blue sports car skidded in to a parking space in front of the apartment block that served as a home for the two Eva pilots. A disgruntled major got out and made her way towards the entrance to the building, eager to get some rest after a hard day on the job.
-To be continued-
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Well, I hope you liked this! It's very fun to write. Who knows what will happen next?
Those of you who are Lemon heads, forget it, I'm just trying to keep the reader entertained.
C ya later!
---
Well, I read a fic ages ago called: 'Shinji the Casanova' and I've decided to copy the idea to some extent. (Strike Fiss my man, if only you were here now.)
-Chapter 1-
---
"Sir!" Shigero exclaimed in alarm. "I am reading a high speed object travelling on a direct course towards Earth!"
The expression on the Commander's face remained un-changed. "An Angel?"
"Negative." Makoto looked at some of the readings and fluctuations he was receiving. "It has no distinguishable pattern."
"Very well." The Commander stood up. "I want this object tracked and all possible data on it collected!"
"Yes sir!"
---
A burning fireball plummeted towards the Earth, spiralling and spewing orange flames as it broke through the atmosphere and smashed against the solid ground.
The smoke slowly cleared up, revealing a small, smooth metallic sphere lying in a large crater. Steam bellowed out of tiny opening as a small hatch began to move.
The dark shape that emerged from inside moved as quickly as the wind. A child-like giggle could be heard as it headed towards the towering metropolis of Tokyo 3.
---
Two people dressed in school uniform could be seen walking through the busy streets of Tokyo 3. The red headed girl exhumed a dominant presence as she gracefully slid across the pavement. The brown haired boy on the other hand, strutted meekly a few paces behind her, evidently, heading in the same direction.
"Hey Baka!" Asuka called out as she looked back to the boy trailing behind.
"Y-Yes Asuka?" The boy stuttered out, sounding guilty although clearly having done nothing wrong.
"Do you know what day it is today?" She asked him, sounding annoyed.
"Tuesday?" He asked meekly, sounding unsure.
"You really are a Baka!" She shouted at him in exasperation. "It's Valentine's Day you idiot!"
Shinji's expression darkened slightly, he was now in step with her at least. "And, what's that got to do with me?" He asked in a flat voice.
"Oh nothing." Asuka replied. "I was just thinking that you might have someone special you'd like to share the it with."
'That did not sound like Asuka' Shinji thought to himself, but the look he received, with the slowly intensifying glare told him to answer quickly.
"There's no place in my life for that kind of thing." Shinji answered truthfully. "I've got my own problems to take care of."
That served as a closing statement to their conversation, as the two Eva Pilots spend the rest of their walk to school in silence.
Unknown to both of them, the dark shadow loomed overhead, as if eavesdropping on their conversation. The child like giggle was heard again as it vanished out of sight.
---
-Later that day-
The apartment door burst open announcing the return of the loud-mouthed red headed pilot, soon followed in by Shinji.
Asuka carried with her an impressive amount of Valentine cards and boxes of chocolates, which was no surprise. The strange thing was that Shinji had a pile with him that gave Asuka's a run for her money.
They both lay their presents on the table and began to arrange their cards and chocolates, or in Asuka's case: arrange the chocolates and bin the cards.
"I'm the most popular girl in school!" Asuka blurted out. "None of these perverts deserve to even lay their eyes on me!"
"Well, if the pile I have before me is anything to go by-" Shinji paused for a second rubbing his hands together, "-then I guess I'm the most popular guy in school."
Asuka knew he spoke in logic, but she was still disgusted by the idea.
"What-ever." She told him as she stood up. "I'm gonna go take a shower." She walked towards the bathroom but paused before entering. "Peek and you'll be sorry you ever met me!"
With that she shut the door behind her, leaving a disgruntled Shinji alone in the Kitchen.
---
The third child was currently sitting on the sofa, passively watching a show on TV when Asuka entered the room. His expression fell because inevitably she would disturb or annoy him in some way.
"What are you watching Baka?"
"Just some silly talk show."
"Hand it over." She demanded as she loomed over him.
He looked puzzled for a moment, but then followed her gaze to the object presently located in his hand.
"I won't ask you again." She said in a menacing voice.
Reluctantly and somewhat grudgingly, Shinji handed over the remote control for the TV, stood up and retreated towards his room. The words: "Spineless Baka" following him as he exited the living room.
Asuka settled down and started skimming through the channels in search of something she would hopefully enjoy.
---
On the outside of the apartment building, the strange dark shadow had settled on their window porch and was currently spying on the occupants of the apartment.
'There's definitely something between those two, but they're so blind not to see it.' It thought to itself as it surveyed Asuka. 'Luckily, that's where I can make a difference.'
A small, semi-transparent arrowhead appeared out of thin air and soared straight through the open window and towards Asuka.
'Leave it all to Cupid!'
---
Asuka was starting to get bored with the TV, but then she felt a small prick somewhere on her body, followed by a pleasantly warming sensation. She quickly stood up and looked around the room, but found no one.
As she sat back down on the couch, she was flooded by some peculiar thoughts and overcome with a foreign feeling. That's when she stood up and headed for Shinji's room.
---
Shinji was lying on his bed, listening to his SDAT player as usual, when he heard a light knock on the door.
He stood up straight just in time to see his door being pushed lightly aside. Soon Asuka showed her face and regarded him as if for the first time.
She had a funny look in her eyes.
'Damn I'm good!' Cupid though to himself as he surveyed the scene from just outside the window.
---
A blue sports car skidded in to a parking space in front of the apartment block that served as a home for the two Eva pilots. A disgruntled major got out and made her way towards the entrance to the building, eager to get some rest after a hard day on the job.
-To be continued-
---
Well, I hope you liked this! It's very fun to write. Who knows what will happen next?
Those of you who are Lemon heads, forget it, I'm just trying to keep the reader entertained.
C ya later!