Sure

Levi: I am the COOLEST person ever to live and if you don't Like me, I will cut you

Eren: No thanks

Fans: Yes thanks

Eren: I literally hate him

Fans: Nope, not anymore.

Eren: stop

Fans: No.

Armin: God, I am so happy they aren't doing that to me.

Fans: *look at him* *look at Jean* You were saying?

Armin: Stop.

Eren: *bites hand* I'm going to kill the fans

Author: No pls.

Eren: YES! *turns into Titan* Nobody can stop me now!

And Ereri ceased to exist.

I wish.

*office theme plays*

Entire cast: *starts jamming out, partying so hard the roof literally comes off the place and kills everyone*

Author: Well now I have nothing to write about. In the end, it wasn't the Titans that got them. It was the Life of the Party.

Life of the Party: heh heh heh… fools. They think they can thwart me?

Eren: yes.

LotP: Wait, I thought you all died?

Armin: But that's the thing about Xtremesilly FanFiction! It makes literally no sense!

Sasha: wait, wait wait. This story will be barely viewed. The fandom of Attack on Titan is much greater than Wings of Fire, and The Fanfic author has a reputation there. Here, this story will get lost in the constant stampede of stories.

Armin: Well I mean all for the better because The Fanfic Author made the mistake of going against Ereri.

LotP: Wait, do you guys even see me as a threat anymore?

Levi: Nope. Go, my rabid fangirls! *Flood of Fangirls hits LotP, Knocking him out*

LotP: *drowns in river of fangirls*

Sasha: How does that even work? They aren't liquid.

Levi: Because they literally melt when they see me. *looks at fangirl*

Fangirl: *literally melts*

Levi: hauh hauh hauh. *gets eaten by a Titan*

Armin: as if this story couldn't get more controversial.

River of fangirls: *solidifies* *in unison* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Titan: Yes

Fangirls: no

Titan: yes

Fangirls: no

Titan: What are you even going to do about it? I can talk somehow. Nothing makes sense. This entire fanfic is a complete failure of an attempt at humor written by a guy with literally no life. He is literally only writing it for his friends, Fanfiction is just the only way to make it public.

Me: *snap* yes!

Hange: Hi.

Armin: Hi.

Hanji: What happened to Levi?

Armin: Woah! What happened to you name?

Hangi: What?

Armin: Your name is changing!

Hanje: So? It happens all the time. The translators can't choose how to spell it

Armin: But this is written originally in English!

Eren: Just don't question it. This is supposed to be funny.

Armin: but- but- but-

Hanjgei: No buts *distant chopping sound*

Random Background person: Oooooooooow

Sasha: Wow, like that joke hasn't been used a billion times.

Me: I'm using it anyway because I have no idea how to continue this fanfic!

Ymir: How 'bout you don't?

Me: nah this is boring.

Armin: Wait, when is this happening? Why are all these people here? Why is there a Titan? Why is nobody fighting it? Are we in a battle? Why is everything so casual?

Sasha: Well, this was an Ereri fanfiction, and this is the common setting, except the Titan normally dies, not Levi.

Eren: Does Levi eat the Titan instead of The Titan eating Levi?

Sasha: I don't think it was going to be on of those.

Armin: a what?

Sasha: Ya'know… just… nevermind. The reader probably knows what I mean. That's all that matters.

Armin: Here's a hint: vo-