As was the norm, Shrek was out and about in his beautiful, shit-scented swump. Accompanied by his lover, Bruce Nobles, the two were having a dip in the magot-ridden mud water when in all of a second a blue blur surrounded them. It was their old friend Sonic! Of course being the hedgehog he was, he was in a hurry. "No time to waste, I'll just get to the point." he rushed. "Bruce you gotta come with me!" "Why?" said Bruce, even though they'd already disappeared from Shrek's point of view. "Not you too, dunkeh..." as a tear slowly fell from Shrek's eye.
"Let's do the sex number." said Sonic and they did. Bruce nutted 3 times and Sonic contracted AIDS. They bled a lot either way.