Arrancar Encyclopedia

Pretend this is part of an episode so it is time for

Arrancar Encyclopedia Segment with Gin Ichimaru

(Trumpet fare)

(Shows title)

Ichimaru: today we will discuss yammy's fraccion Goro and Hisako

Let's start with Goro. (Uses stick to point to TV screen shows clips of goro)

Ichimaru: Goro is one of Yammy's fraccion he is a bit of an ass but he can quite formidable in a battle as his zanpktou is Bamboo and the trigger is: Annhalite (shows clip) he grows half a Skelton face over his long green hair and has sharp ends come out of his new arms he can fire 150 spikes in a row either poisoning the enemy or parlaying them. Pssst plus FYI he has a crush on Hisako who-

Goro: Hey!

(Shows goro in room)

Ichimaru: oh hey man how's it going?

Goro: what the fuck do you think you're doing telling about a million people that I have a crush on Hisako!?

Ichimaru: it's good for ratings my man.

Anyway let's go to Hisako (points stick to screen showing clips of Hisako)

Ichimaru: Hisako is a teenage looking arrancar who is flirtatious and very sassy but she too can be tough in battle thanks to her deceased brother Shawlong Qufang like her big brother she too takes on the form of her brother the only difference is that she has a mask on when she takes on her form and her zanpaktuo is Zetsyumaryu and the trigger word is Obliterate and another thing is she doesn't have a weird looking cage face like her brother just a comb over her tom boy hair so anyway-

Hisako: whoa whoa stop right there pal!

(Hisako walks into the room)

Ichimaru: hi Hisako why are ya here?

Hisako: why the hell are you saying that I have tom boy like hair?!

Ichimaru: cause you do. You know it wouldn't kill you to grow your hair like a real woman should.

(Hisako shocked funny look)

Hisako: what the fuck do you mean like a real woman?! I have breasts and everything?! Look I'm sorry that there not big like most the women have on this fuckin show but I don't want to be one of those girl's whose drawn by a bunch of perverts in deviant art!

Goro: that's ok hisako I like the way you are.

Hisako: really.

Goro: yeah

(Both of them blush)

Ichimaru: yeah yeah that's great now get the hell off my stage.

Goro: want grab some tea.

Hisako: sure.

(The two of them walk off the stage)

Ichimaru: Well that's all the time we have folks join me next week as we interview these two main boss Yammy the 10th espada see ya then hey guys wait up I want some tea!