First fanfic on FanFiction. The only thing I own is the crazy you're about to read about, if you stay.
"Boo!" Bulkhead yelled.
"Not scary, Bulk ya idiot," said Arcee
It was Halloween & Bulkhead was trying to scare the other 'Bots at the base by putting a bed sheet on his head & pretending to be a ghost, (AN: you can see were I got that from). So far, it was going as well as could be expected: horribly.
"What's going on?" asked Smokescreen, "is there some weird 'Put A Bed Sheet On Your Head' day that no one told me?"
"It's Halloween," Jack said, surprised that no one told Smoky about it.
"So what?" Wheeljack said while taking another sib of High-grade Energon, "You get liquid shot up your aft, who cares?
"Were the pit did that come from?" Bumblebee asked as entered the room, wearing a cape for some strange reason.
"Ok, why are wearing a cape?" asked Smokescreen, "are you going to the opera?"
"No, it's my costume," replied Bumblebee, "I am Count Dracubot, I want to drink your Energon!" (AN: so many TFA references!)
Smokescreen stared at him for a minute before saying: "right, I'm gonna get some High-Grade, you want anything?"
"No, I think he's had enough," Wheeljack replied for him.
"You're one to talk," thought Bumblebee.
"Anyone know were Raf & Miko are?" asked Jack.
"No, I think they're getting there costumes," Bulkhead answered, "why?"
"It's just I don't wanna let this dinner go bad," Jack said as he gestured toward, "might as well eat it," he said before taking the thing (AN: I don't know therm is for that silver thing that goes on top of the dish in movies. Anyways.) of the dish, revealing Raf & Miko's heads sticking out of the table.
"Holy scrap!" Arcee said.
"Jack Darby killed us! Jack Darby killed us! Jack Darby killed us!" Raf & Miko's heads chanted.
Bulkhead screamed, Arcee fainted, Bumblebee stated run & screaming all through out the base, Smokescreen through up the Energon he had drinking, & Wheeljack just pored out the High-grade he had drinking while saying: "that's enough for tonight," while Jack laughed so hard, he fell on the ground.
(three hours later)
Optimus, Ratchet, & Ultra Magnus entered the base & transformed into their bi-pedal forms. Bulk was still screaming, Acree was still blacked out, 'Bee was still run around the base, Smokescreen was still (somehow) throwing up his energon, Jack was still laughing, though not as hard, & Wheeljack just said: "don't tell Fowler."
"I am ashamed to know you all," Magnus said.
"You're not the only one sir," Ratchet replied.
"I am going back out on patrol," Optimus said as he transformed into his vehicle form & drove out of the base.
end
Was that stupid or what?
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