"See Toothless, Stoick's not hurting me" Rapunzel said as she angled her arms to the curious dragon to show him the small baby that was at her breast, "He's just suckling because he's hungry"

The dragon cocked his head to the side as he leaned forward and sniffed the baby, ruffling Stoick's bright red hair.

Toothless then turned to his companion who was lying next to him and asked, *Hiccup, What do female human's breasts taste like?*

"Come again?" Hiccup said sitting up, trying to not disturb his daughter that was sleeping soundly on his chest

*Well Stoick seems to be happy feeding from Rapunzel's breast as does Ingrid, and you seem to enjoy them as well when you two are rutting and you have them in your mouth—*

*You're still watching us when we are having sex!?* Hiccup exclaimed, realizing his mistake as Ingrid starting squirming slightly in his arms. Hiccup rocked the baby gently as he added in a more hushed tone, *I told you to not do that!*

*What?* Toothless asked confused, *I've always been curious about human mating rituals and you always so opposed to me watching*

Hiccup was too annoyed to even think of a comeback as he focused his attention back to his fussing daughter, smoothing back her red hair to soothe her.

*So what do they taste like?* Toothless asked again, more stubbornly this time.

*I am not going to answer that question*

*Fine* Toothless huffed as he blew some more fire on the hearth, *I bet if I ask Rapunzel she'll tell me*

*Yeah good luck with that* Hiccup scoffed

*She might even let me taste them and I'll see for myself—*

*Go anywhere near my wife's breasts' and I will kill you where I stand!* Hiccup exclaimed, softly cursing afterwards as his yelling had made Ingrid start crying

*How am I supposed to learn more about human culture if you keep denying my questions an answer?*

"What are you two talking about?" Rapunzel suddenly interjected with Stoick now on her shoulder as she began patting his back, "You two are having a very loud conversation and it's upsetting the twins"

"It's nothing" Hiccup said with a stern glare to Toothless, "Just don't breastfeed the twins around Toothless for a while"

Rapunzel stopped patting her baby and adjusted herself in her chair to get a better look at her husband. "Why?"

"Because I know dragon slime doesn't wash out and I value your breast's too much to put you, me, and the twins through that!"

"Wait, what?"