HackED Chapter 1, an ed, edd n eddy fanfic

.hack/E.D.

I disclaim all, and this is just to hopefully gain some recognition, so more people will check out my stories. My first story here-The Legend of Soul-Edge may be redone in an attempt to attract more viewers, unless I get more reviews on that one. Anywho without further ado, let's get on with the story.

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It was a fine summer's day in Peach Creek; the sun was shining, flowers were blooming, and the grass as green as it could be. The wind was blowing gently like a mother's kiss, bringing with it a fresh scented aroma. The kids of the neighborhood Cul-de-sac were all playing and relishing the fine summer's day, as things like this only came round once in a great while. Yes everything was perfectly normal-everything except for three young adolescents, who were scheming something away from public eyes.

"Double D is that Thing-a-ma-jig or whatever yer working on ready yet!" a young impatient boy yelled from a dark area of the room,"it should be done by now!"

"Patience Eddy," "Double D" said from beneath a sheet that was covering a contraption,"Rome wasn't built in a day."

"Yeah yeah," "Eddy" spoke in a bored tone,"I already sat through enough o' that junk in History class last year!"

The boy proceeded to a huge blanket hanging from the ceiling in the center of the room, lifting it up, to most likely further chat with the boy inside.

"Eddy!" Double D scolded,"how many times must I tell you not to come in here until I finish!"

"Alright alright sockhead!" the boy shouted backing off,"don't get your panties in a bunch Mr. Secretive!"

Eddy walked over to another part of the room, propped himself into a chair, and then proceeded to finish a soda that rested at his feet.

"Okay the finishing touches are complete Eddy!" Double D exclaimed moments later,"we should be able to unveil the latest plan!"

"Oh great it should work!" the boy whined,"you took a decade putting on the finishing touches to the finished thing!"

"Now now Eddy," Double D stated,"rest assured this next project should be nothing less than a success."

"It better be," Eddy said with a hint of anger in his tone,"the last one fell apart before we could even get it out!!"

Double D merely glared at the boy, obviously angered by his remark.

"Anyway, where the heck is Ed!! He shoulda been here an hour ago!!" Eddy spat, angered by the fact his friend hadn't showed up.

"Unfortunately, I have no idea where Ed is Eddy" Edd began, but was immediately interrupted.

"I frickin told you to call him before we started pantyhose head!!!" Eddy yelled.

"Well, before I was rudely interrupted I was going to tell you he's at home playing some game he got the other day." The boy finished.

"Come on!!" Eddy barked, grabbing Edd as he ran out the door.

"Eddy!!" Edd yelled in protest as he was forcefully dragged along by Eddy.

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The two boys had ran out into the Cul-de-sac, intending to head for Ed's house, but seeing that the kids were heading to their houses with packages instead of playing arose some curiosity.

"Hey!!" Eddy shouted in protest,"where ya all goin!?!"

"Where does it look like we're goin dorky?" Kevin, the neighborhood jock spat,"we're goin home to play that new game 'The World'!"

"'The World'?" Eddy curiously asked.

"Yes Double-D Eddboy, that new game your friend brought home yesterday!!" Rolf, the foreigner merrily exclaimed.

By now all the other kids except Rolf had went into their homes, eager to play on their new game systems they had bought.

"Where the heck did ya get that gizmo Rolfy-boy?" Eddy questioned, curious as to where he could buy the game.

"At the doohicky store next to the candy shop Ed boy!!" Rolf exclaimed as if Eddy should have known.

"Gizmo store?" Eddy yet again asked confused. Double D sighed before he began to reply.

"The electronic store Eddy, duh!!"

"Right!!" Eddy shouted triumphantly,"to the electronic store!!!"

Rolf only watched as Eddy once again dragged his pal and raced off to the store. The boy shrugged his shoulders and raced off to his house to join his friends in the game.

"Gaah!!" Eddy shouted in anger,"they're always puttin the good stuff where ya can't find it, really ticks me off!!"

"Um, Eddy" Edd pointed reassuringly to two obvious, visible copies of the game on a rack near the checkout counter.

"I really hate it when you do that!!" Eddy spat as he trudged over to the rack. Double D only smirked. The two boys proceeded to pick up their game copies and began to pay for them.

"27,28,29...Um Double D could you spare three dollars?" Eddy asked as he saw the other boy retrieving his box.

"Fine," Edd sighed as he handed Eddy three dollars,"but you really should check your money before coming to the store next time.

"Yeah yeah, thanks anyway," Eddy said.

"You are most certainly welcome Eddy." Double D said as he began to walk out the door.

Eddy began to follow suite, as he picked up his box, but then set it down as he slid three dollars out of his back pocket and into his wallet.

"What a sucker!!" Eddy said to himself as he let out a short snicker. The boy then picked up his box and ran out the door.

After purchasing 'The World', Eddy and Double D each went to their respective houses after saying goodbye to each other.

Eddy walked into his room and threw the box onto his bed, as he proceeded to jump on it and rip the box open. He threw away the instructions and amazingly hooked the game up to his computer with ease.

"Ha!!" Eddy exclaimed triumphantly,"and they say ya can't make it without instructions!!"

"Alright, now its down to business" Eddy said as he turned his computer on.

The boy cracked his knuckles and hastily made his way through all of the boring data fillout sheets, making his way to the character creation screen.

"Okay let's see here Twin Sword, Gunblade, Brandish, Flicker, Harvest, Warlock, Blademaster, Lancer, Grappler, Dance Macabre" Eddy read aloud as he sped through the possible classes his character could be,"hmm, this is it!! I got it!!"

He clicked on 'Multi-weapon', but was angered the minute he read about the class description.

"Multi-weapons, although they posess the ability to wield more than one weapon, their power is weaker than that of other classes. Multi-weapons only start out with one weapon, but through job extension events they can wield more weapons of the next class they chose.(Note: Please read Job-Extension quest for more details.) Also, on a further note, each class is assigned point values and the Multi-weapon is given five points to spend on the classes they want."

"Bah, what a load of garbage!!" Eddy spat.

But nonetheless, Eddy began to pick, choosing Twin Sword, Brandish, and Flicker.

Next up was his character design, Eddy started off with his Twin Sword form. This form had a black vest with belts all over and had a huge collar that was opened. He had red tribal tattoos all over his body along with black forearm length armored gloves. His pants were also black and rather baggy. The shoes were black with red spike tips coming up from the toe area.

At last, Eddy had reached the login portion of the character creation, skipping all the 'Terms of Use' agreements and clicked the button with his mouse. The boy slipped on his VR helmet and picked up his controller.

"All right!!" he shouted, "time to login!!"

I think I most likely rushed this chapter which I think may be obvious by how I wrote it. Nonethless, I got it up and running and I hope this one will rack in some reviews!! Anyways you can obviously expect more, but I would like to get at least one review.PLEASE!!!! TT