This is my first crossover.
link to the cast: caseysaisi97/art/My-Pocahontas-Recast-747904916
In honor of Pocahontas' upcoming 23rd anniversary and in loving memory of David Ogden Stiers, the original voice of Radcliffe.
It was 1607 when the sailors aboard their ship to the New World, under the leadership of Governor Sylvester Sneekly, otherwise the Hooded Claw. They were in for the glory, God and gold. They were called the Virginia Company.
Many men had to leave their families, wives and children to join other sailors.
Among the sailors were the tough Fred Flintstone, the laidback Barney Rubble, and the youngest sailor, Flynn Rider.
Then, a man dressed in purple, a pencil thin mustache and red gloves was coming towards the ship.
"Hey, look" chuckled Barney. "Isn't that Dastardly?"
"That looks like him, the old sneaky guy" agreed Fred.
"It is him, Captain Dick Dastardly" said Flynn, eagerly.
"I've heard people say he's a cheater and the wackiest man in the world."
It was certainly true, Captain Dastardly wanted all the glory to himself and he was really a fiend.
"Gee, Fred, is he coming on this voyage too?" asked Barney.
"Barney! Of course he is!" shouted Fred.
"You can't fight Indians without Dick Dastardly."
Dastardly shook his head and chuckled.
"That's right, boopsy" he said as he climbed up a cannon that was being brought aboard the ship.
"I'm not letting you dum-dums have all the fun."
Then, Governor Hooded Claw was the last person to board the ship, along with his servants, the Bully Brothers and his dog, Muttley.
With everyone aboard, the ship soon raised the anchor and set sail for the New World.
Sailors waved goodbye to their loved ones.
Dastardly, however, stared at the ocean and dreaming of all the glory of the wonders of the New World.
But as weeks passed, a rain storm poured upon the Virginia Company.
Sailors were trying to bail out the water and secure the cannons and the sails.
"Watch out!" shouted Fred.
Water splashed on the sailors and the cannons suddenly broke loose.
"Dick, get down here!" called Flynn. "The cannons are coming loose!"
Hearing this, Dastardly frowned.
"Drat!" he growled.
Thinking quickly, he slid down the pole and started barking orders to other sailors.
"Reef the topsails! Steady on your course!"
Then, Dastardly had sailors tie up the cannons.
The storm got worse for the sailors, waves crashed upon the ship and causing sailors to roll all over the place.
Flynn was suddenly swept away and into the ocean.
"HELP!"
"Man overboard!" shouted a sailor.
"Stay your course, he's lost!" shouted Dastardly.
Fred couldn't bear to leave Flynn behind.
"Barney, pull the pins!" he ordered.
"Uh, hee hee hee... OK, Fred!" answered Barney.
He pulled the pins, allowing Fred to tie ropes around his waist.
It was only then when Dastardly noticed what Fred was doing.
"Flintstone! FLINTSTONE!"
But it was too late, Fred had jumped into the ocean.
"Now is not the time to go for a swim!" shouted Dastardly. "Are you crazy?!"
But then, the rope broke loose.
Dastardly had Barney and another sailors help him with the rope.
"Come on, boys! Pull! Put your back into it!" he ordered.
It was only then that Fred was pulled back aboard with Flynn, who was tired from being tossed around by the sea.
"Well, that was refreshing" sighed Fred.
"Well done, Fred" chuckled Barney.
"Thank you, Fred" coughed Flynn.
"Of course, you all would do the same for me."
"Uh, hee hee, hee, sure, Fred" nodded Barney.
Dastardly was crossed.
"What?" asked Fred.
"Flintstone, you numbskull! You weren't supposed to jump overboard!" shouted Dastardly. "That's suicide!"
"Hey! If you didn't rescue Flynn, I didn't have to rescue him!"
Then, Sylvester Sneekly and the Bully Brothers appeared as lightening flashed.
"Trouble on deck, boys?" asked Sneekly.
"Governor Sneekly" gasped Flynn.
"Why, hello, Governor. Flynn Rider fell overboard, sir" replied Dastardly.
"Thank heavens he has been received. Well done, Dastardly."
Dastardly nodded slowly.
Sneekly then approached the other sailors, Muttley followed.
"Gentlemen, it won't be long before we reach the shores of the New World" he announced.
"And remember what will be waiting for us there; freedom, prosperity, the adventure of our lives... and of course gold."
Muttley snickered.
"Oh, dear" mocked Sneekly. "I've said too much. No matter. You are the finest crew that England can ask for and nothing shall stand in our way!"
The sailors cheered, even Fred shouted "YABBA DABBA DOO!"
"Carry on!" Sneekly shouted.
But once he got inside his cabin, Sneekly grunted in frustration.
"I can't believe I said that!" he snarled.
"But, you gave a wonderful speech, boss" said the Bully Brothers said in unison. "They certainly look exhilarated."
"They better be..." sneered Sneekly.
Then, he got into his disguise.
"As the Hooded Claw, I need those witless fools to dig up my gold. Don't I, Muttley?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah" wheezed Muttley.
Outside, Flynn sit as the other sailors started cleaning up the mess the storm had made.
"It's gonna be great, guys" Flynn exclaimed.
"I'll get a pile of gold, build me a house and if any Indian tries to stop me... BOOM! I'll blast him."
"Now, now, don't get too excited, Flynn" said Fred.
"You'll get your fortune."
"Leave those savages to me, boopsy" said Dastardly.
"They won't give us any trouble with me around by cheating. How else?"
The sailors laughed as Barney dressed himself like an Indian, whooping. They all began to sing.
"We'll kill ourselves an Injun"
Dastardly pulled out his sword and stabbed it at a barrel, nearly missing Barney.
"Or maybe two or three!" he sang.
While the sailors continued to sing and started to heavily drink on rum, Flynn watched as Dastardly climbed up a post to a crow's nest.
"Hey, Dick, what you think the New World will be like?" he called to the crow's nest.
"How am I supposed to know?" snapped Dastardly.
"I've seen thousands if not millions of New Worlds, Flynn. How different can this one be?"
The singing continued through the night, ready for a journey that is filled with glory, God and gold. For they are the Virginia Company.
To be continued...