–...really messed up fanfic...I thought of the other day...oh well here it is...any ideas or anything...send it to me in a review I guess...--
Poor Kisame, Hidan, Demyx. Marluxia, and Hitsugaya are all homeless and have no families. And well they decide to join forces under one roof to defy all of natures laws! God Forbid so much mischief and fights, and confusion...hope no one dies...
Demyx woke up early and started to drag his sitar out the door to play it outside. Hitsugaya was asleep in a field of flowers. Marluxia was dancing with his over sized pink scythe and he was quite happy and contempt. Hidan was at the table sipping his tea. He put his monocle over his left eye and continued to read the paper. Kisame slowly wakes up, takes a quick shower and walks out with his hair still dripping wet.
"Ok...who's turn is it to make pancakes?"
Hidan looks over his paper "I say YOURS, too bad you woke up late and everyone I say is rather starved." He looks out the window towards Marluxia who was passed out and laying on the ground with Hitsugaya tossing flowers at him in sheer boredom.
"Humph...well...my alarm is broke you fool." Said Kisame getting out a frying pan and getting it ready.
"...well...do tell me when everything is ready, its rather stuffy in here." Hidan slid out from his chair without pushing it in and left to go sit on the porch.
"AHHH GET IT OFF ME!!!!!" shouted Marluxia who was running in circles and waving his arms.
"Its ok Marly, its just a bee in your hair! I can get it for ya!" called Demyx chasing after him.
Marluxia ran into the open door of the house and tripped over the chair, shortly after Demxy came running after him, tripped on it himself breaking it. The bee flew out of Marluxia's hair. He and Demyx then made a run for it out of the door waving their arms and shouting running over poor Hitsugaya who was laying on the ground.
Kisame came running after them with his Samehada swearing at them.
Hidan sighed and came back in to find that a stack of pancakes were sitting there. So he took them and went up to his room.
Hitsugaya stood up and held a hand out in front of Kisame with Demyx and Marluxia cowering behind him.
"Out of the way leprechaun!" Said Kisame shoving him out of the way and grabbing a hold of Marluxia's and Demyx's hair.
"NOOO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!" Screamed Marly
"oh man! Kisame watch it! Do you have any idea how much gel it takes to get this look?!" said Demys.
"Don't worry, when im done with you both YOU'RE GUNNA BE BALD!!!" growled Kisame.
"HIIIIYAAAA!!!" yelled Hitsugaya as he jumped onto Kisames back and held on.
Kisame immediately let go and run around trying to reach behind his back to pull Hitsugaya off.
"AGHH!! Get it off meeee!!" he wailed as he ran around in huge circles.
Marly and Demyx started to laugh. Demyx started to strum on his sitar again and Marluxia sat beside him growing flowers around him where he sat. Hidan walked downstairs finishing his pancakes.
Marluxia walks over to Hidan with big chibi eyes "...I didn't get any pancakes..."
Hidan sighs "ok...well I make you one, and you leave me alone for the rest of the day deal?"
Marluxia grins and nods.
Kisame walks back in with Hitsugaya still clinging onto him.
"Well I say got a lover Kisame?" asks Hidan pouring some pancake mixture. Marly giggles.
"EWWWWW" Hitsugaya slides off and makes a run for it.
"I owe ya one Hidan" said Kisame as he walked away.
Hidan shook his head and threw the pancake at Marluxia.
Marly gratefully took it and began to eat it.
Demyx came in singing and Marly quickly stuffed the half eaten pancake in his mouth.
Hidan nodded approvingly and handed Marly another pancake.
Kisame walked down "well...what now.." he sat down at his place at the table.
Marly sat down "well..how about a walk" he smiled.
"BAAAHHH...I hate walks" sated Kisame.
Demxy stopped choking on the pancake. "W-well...why are you so angry Kisame...we got our whole lives to live!"
Kisame looked away.
Everyone stared at Kisame and came a little closer to him.
"...hey...I know how it feels to lose all of your family Kisame...we all do, don't we guys?" said Hitusgaya.
Everyone smiled and nodded
"Come on Kisame, don't be like that!" said Marly clumsily getting up and running to where Kisame was looking. He pulled out a blue flower from his cloak and gave him a goofy smile and he held it out.
Kisame sighed as he looked at the flower "well...I just don't know anymore I mean..I cant even tell if im good or evil you guys..."
Everyone got up and glomped Kisame.
Kisame let out a big sigh "Im giving you all til the count of one to let go..."
Everyone backed away right away except for Marly "...hey why did everyone stop hugging?!" he said looking around confused. Then Marly was hit on the hit with Kisame's fist and he flopped over backwards. Kisame got up and walked out the door with his sword.
Marly frowns and puts the flower in a vase and sits back down at the table and pouts.
Demyx lays a hand on his shoulder "What's wrong Marly?"
Marly looks at him with his chibi eyes "w-well...I was hoping Kisame would like the flower...but I guess not..." he looks back down.
Demyx sighs "well...uh...you know...we have lots of time together seeing how we are only teenagers!" said Demyx hoping that would cheer him up.
Marly looked at him "uh?"
Demyx nodded "Yes, you are 15, im 16, Kisame is 17, and Hitsugaya is 14...funny how our ages seem to even out don't ya think Marly."
Marly sighs "...I guess so..." he gets up, picks up Hidan's scythe accidentally and heads out the door.
Hisugaya looks at Demyx funny "...uh...Marluxia is acting funny don't you think?"
Hidan and Demyx nod in agreement
"...HEY HE TOOK MY SCYTHE AFTER HIM!!!!"screamed Hidan as they all ran out the door.
