"Robin, I think I'm dying…"
"You're… not… dying… Barney… oh! Right there!"
"I totally am… dying… nngh! And I thought you should know…."
"Sh-shut up and… oh… yeah… oh!"
"Since I'm on my d-deathbed and everything… I have t-trouble with a-anger m-management…"
"Barney!"
"And t-the r-reason I s-sleep with b-bimbos is b-because I'm afraid of g-getting close to any- any- anyone…"
"Oh my GOD! Right there… harder!"
"And I've never l-loved anyone since Sh- Sh- Shannon… ugh!"
"Barney, shut the fuck UP! Ohmygod…"
"Robin… gotta tell you…"
"Barney! Uh! Ah!"
"Gotta…"
"Nugh!"
"Uh! G-!"
"Ah!"
"Mmmph.."
"Oh…. mmmm…"
"Robin?"
"…"
"I love you…"
"Heh…"
"Scherbatsky? Are you… laughing?"
"... "
"Kissing me isn't an answer…"
"…"
"Okay, that works…"
"…"
"Nice…"
"Barney…?"
"Hmmph?"
"I do too."
"You do?"
"Yep."
"Awesome!"