Our story begins as.
//Ros is at Zim's house watching TV with Gir. Zim walks in the door with his human disguise on.//
Zim: Computer, take the injured skool child down to the labs-//He sees Ros.// ROS! Do you ever go to your base?
Ros: You're TV's bigger. //Zim sighs and walks into the kitchen where he flushes himself down the toilet. The scene stays with Ros and Gir.// Gir, do you think Zim likes me?
Gir: Magical toasters haunt my dreams!
Ros: That seems a little irrelevant. //A red light starts flashing from the corner of the room. Ros is excited.// I wonder who it is? Today has been so boring! //She jumps off the couch and jumps into the hole under the small table by the door to the kitchen. She lands on top of Zim where he stands in front of a massive computer screen. A picture appears of the Tallest. Ros seem disappointed.//
Red: Um, hello Zim. //Zim shoves Ros off him.//
Zim: Yes! It is I! Why did you call, my Tallest? //Purple moves onto the screen.//
Purple: Is Rossy there? //Ros gets up from being pushed onto the ground.//
Ros: Yeah, I'm here. //Purple's face lightens up.//
Purple: So, how've ya been?
Ros: .Fine. and you?
Purple: Great! Never better, now, at least.
Ros: That's. good, I guess. //She rolled her eyes and gave Zim a questioning look.//
Zim: Was there a reason to this call?
Red: We were actually calling to check on progress. //Whispers to purple.// No way is he gonna buy this.
Purple: Shh Shh Shh! Um, anyways, we were calling to check on the progress that you have made since Ros has come to help you on your mission.
Red: I just said that!
Zim: Well, the mission goes well. Ros has been a good help, I suppose. She does many of the lab work and-
Purple: That's great. So Ros, how's it going down there? What have you been up to?
Ros: Things have been going. alright. Not much has happened lately.
Purple: Wonderful! When will be the next time you come by Irk?
Ros: I suppose when the mission is done. Why? //Purple blushed.//
Purple: No reason. //Ros turned around.//
Ros: That's it. I'm leaving. //Ros walks off the screen.//
Purple: ACK! Where'd she go?
Red: I think you scared her. //Turns to Zim.// It seems like you have everything under control. We will- //glances at Purple//- most likely call back soon. //The screen goes black. Zim is left on his control deck alone.//
Zim: Ros, can I have a word with you? //The scene changes to Ros sitting back on the couch like she's guilty of something. Zim marches back and forth in front of her.// WHAT was that?
Ros: What was what?
Zim: THAT! That call to the Tallest! I've never seen Purple so freaked out in my life.
Ros: I dunno. He's always been like that when I see him. Unless if it's with a big crowd. I think he hires an inspirational speaker before he goes out there.
Zim: You're changing the subject. I want to know why Purple was acting like that.
Ros: Like I would know. //Zim sits on the couch next to Ros.//
Gir: He likes you! //Ros smiles.//
Ros: What?
Gir: Purple! He likes you! //Ros smile disappears.//
Ros: Oh.
Zim: Do you think that's true? Do you think that one of the future universal leaders actually fell in love with a lowly invader?
Gir: Messenger.
Ros: Whatever. And you make seem like the fact that Purple has a crush on me seem like a bad thing.
Zim: To be perfectly frank, it is!
Ros: Well, if you have a problem with that, I'll just. I'll just. go! //Ros quickly stormed out the door leaving Zim, once again, by himself.//
Zim: Our first fight.
TO BE CONTINUED.
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part II
From now on, when ever there's a screen direction or a character does something, it's gonna be represented by //blahblahblah// and when a character thinks something, it will be represented as :: blahblahblah::
Our story continues as.
//Red and Purple are in Red's room on the Massive. The room is decorated with red floors, walls, and ceiling. Red is sitting on a chair watching TV while Purple lies on his bed staring at the ceiling.//
Red: It's obvious, you know that? //Purple glances at him.//
Purple: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Red: You talk about her in your sleep. //Purple sits up on the bed.//
Purple: Talk about who? //Red snaps his fingers and a huge screen comes down. A recording of Purple asleep on his own bed appears. He is rolling around and talking.//
Purple //on TV//: Ro-- //snore// Ros. Ros. // Red smiles at purple.//
Red: You LIKE her, don't you?
Purple: So you WERE spying on me! //The computer screen disappears.// You've been doing that ever since we were little. Do you ever stop?
Red: Tell me!
Purple: I have nothing to tell. //He crosses his arms and stares in the other direction.//
Red: C'mon! //Red stands on the bed and starts jumping on it.// I knew you'd have a little girlfriend sooner or later! Tell me!
Purple: I do not have a crush in anyone!
Red: C'mon! Tell me! I wanna know! Yes or no? You like Ros!
Purple: Ros? She's a messenger! She's almost as low as they come!
Red: I guess she is a nice change of pace from that janitor from Foodcourtia.
Purple: Don't remind me.
**Flashback scene starts. right now! **
//Red and Purple are sitting on an isolated table at Foodcourtia. Red is casually eating food while Purple sucks on a soda. Purple puts his soda back on the table and it falls of and spills all over the ground and a little on Purple. Purple stands up.//
Purple: Ewww. gross! //A custodian floats by on a mini hovercraft. She uses a mop to clean the floor. Purple stares at her all weird like.//
Custodian: Here. //She hands his a towel without even looking at him. Their hands touch and she looks up. She had bright blue eye and a gray uniform.// Could you let go of me, please? //Purple let's go quickly and she hops on the hovercraft and flies away. Purple sits back down and looks and Red. He is giving him an "I saw everything that just happened" smile.//
Purple: What?
**Flashback ends.**
Purple: She never did call me back. //He sulks on the bed and looks at the floor.//
Red: That's because you never gave you your phone number. You should be more like me!
**This is where another flashback starts, okay? OKAY?**
//Red and Purple are sitting at a bar type thing. They are facing the outside while an Irken wipes the counter. A kinda tall girl Irken walks past them and sits one seat away from Red. Red scoots over and hand the Irken a piece of paper and whispers something in her ear. Her eyes widen and she slaps Red across the face and leaves.//
**The flashback is now officially over.**
Purple: But she had a good reason not to call you back.
Red: Just because she has a different taste in humor means nothing.
Purple: I think I've had enough. I'm going to bed now. //Purple gets off the bed and leave Red's room. Red just shrugs and jumps off the bed to watch more TV.//
TO BE CONTINUED.
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part III
Our story continues as.
//Zim is walking back inside from yet another miserable day at skool. He sees that Ros isn't in his house watching TV like she used to almost everyday.//
Zim: Gir, has Ros stopped by to do more repairs on the computer. //Gir is in the kitchen drinking a super sucky.//
Gir: Nope! //Zim sighed and flushed himself down the toilet. He lands in front of his computer screen.//
Zim: Computer. //Sparks start to fly from the screen.//
Computer: Malfunction! Malfuntion! //The sound lowered to a moan and there was a small explosion. All of the lights in the lab went out.//
Zim: Great, even the backup power didn't boost. //He walked back upstairs where the electricity was out as well. Gir was running around screaming about the darkness. The scene changes to Ros at her house. She is sitting on a big easy chair with her arms crossed.//
Ros: Can you believe that? He is so. so. ZIM! I gets so caught up in the fact that Purple likes me! I mean, I don't even LIKE Purple. He just annoys me, and he calls me the wrong name. //Dir sticks her head in from the kitchen.//
Dir: Who you talking to? //Ros glared at her.//
Ros: Nobody.
Dir: Okay, then! //Dir happily jumped back into the kitchen where she then went on a refridgerator raid. The lights go out and from the other room, Ros can hear Dir scream.// The light! It's gone! The good, good coldness is escaping!
Ros: Then shut the door! //She gets up and looks out the window to see what caused the blackout.// Funny, I didn't hear anything. There isn't a storm anywhere. It must me Zim. //She grabs her contacts and wig and steps outside. Back at Zim's house, Zim is back in his lab where he is trying to fix his computer.//
Zim: It's no use! Ros was the best lab technician on earth! She could fix anything if it came with a microchip! //The doorbell rings. Zim's microphone pops out of the backpack.// Gir, answer the door. I'm busy. //Scene changed to Gir upstairs. He opens the door to see Ros there. She marches in.//
Ros: Zim caused the blackout. My senses are tingling. Is he in his lab? //Gir makes that little "I don't know" hum. Ros sighs and goes down the chute where she went the first time when the Tallest called. She lands really hard on her back.// Ouch! //She got up and looked around. It was really dark down there with no lights, but she could see the lights from Zim's repairing station and followed it.//
Zim: It's about time you got here.
Ros: Let me see. //She took Zim's place under the computer.//
Zim: Fine, work you magic. Is there anything that you need me to do.
Ros: Yeah, leave. //Zim rolled his eyes and walked back upstairs. He sat on the couch next to Gir. The sun is still out and is shining through the window.//
Zim: At least that horrible star is good for something.
Gir: She still hasn't said anything.
Zim: NO! It's impossible, I swear! Every time I talk to her it's like she wants me to leave her alone.
Gir: You always hurt the ones you love.
Zim: What? //The lights came back on at his house as well as the ones all across the city. Ros came up by an elevator from the chute.//
Ros: It's fixed. Start praising me now. //A red light flashed in the corner of the room.//
Zim: It's probably the Tallest again.
Ros: I'm out. //Zim grabbed her collar.//
Zim: No way! You're gonna confront Purple and ask him about his little crush. //He drags her down to the lab.//
Ros: But I don't want to! //Zim was about to press the button that would answer the call, but Ros grabbed his hand to stop him. They started to wrestle over the controls.//
Zim: Stop it! What if it's not the Tallest! What if it's something important about the mission!
Ros: I don't CARE about the mission, Zim! //She flung Zim against the control panel and the call was answered, but Ros was out of site before the Tallest could see her.//
Purple: Hey Zim, is Ros there?
Zim: She was here, but she took a leave of absence. //He glared at the corner where Ros had escaped.// You can expect her to be back by the time you call. //He turned back to Purple.// But first, can I ask you a personal question?
TO BE CONTINUED!!! Ooo, what's gonna happen?
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part IV
Our story continues as.
//Purple and Red are sitting on chairs in a room full of screens while other Irkens are sitting in their chairs doing work.//
Purple: Can we call?
Red: You just call five minutes ago! What else would she have to say now?
Purple: I don't know. I didn't get a chance to talk to her.
Red: Then who were you talking to? //Scene changes to Ros and Zim at Zim's house.//
Ros: YOU SAID WHAT? //Ros was really mad and was beginning to gang up on Zim.//
Zim: All I asked was if Purple had a crush on you.
Ros: But that's personal! You don't ask people personal question! It's not nice! //Ros walks off into a corner and sulks.// So. what did he say.
Zim: He didn't answer. He made a whole lot of nervous, twitchy spasms and hung up. I'm going to finish that project in the lab. //He walks towards the lab and Ros follows.// Why are you following me.
Ros: I figured you could use the help. //Zim sighed and flushed himself down the toilet while Ros jumped into the trash can.// So, what do you want me to do? Fix broken cables? Repair connector rods?
Zim: Sit still and be quite. //Ros sat still and was quite while Zim did testing on the injured Earth child from the beginning of the story.//
Ros: What are you doing with him.
Zim: Trying to find a cure for the broken bone.
Ros: Why? Don't human bones heal themselves?
Zim: Yes, but human bones have the same outer core as Irken bones. If I can find something that will heal the outer core faster than the time it takes for it to mend naturally, then Irken soldiers won't have to wait as long to go back into war.
Ros: Smart. You should have been a scientist instead of an invader!
Zim: Yeah, right. //Meanwhile, back in the Massive.//
Red: There's nothing to do. I wish those invaders would hurry up and. invade!
Purple: I do too.
Red: The only reason you want the invaders to hurry is so that Ros will come back!
Purple: No I don't! In fact, I wish for her to take her time.
Red: //In a taunting voice.// But do you know how long it'll take? It could take months, years, or even decades before they capture the planet! //Purple got nervous and gulped.//
Purple: It'll take that long?
Red: Sure, why not? After all, she has Zim to keep her company. I'm sure that both of them are really enjoying each others. company.
Purple: But I thought that Ros hated Zim. Ever since he destroyed her home, she had it out for him.
Red: PLEASE. You think she was excited to be assigned to earth just for the fact she had a chance to kill him? //Purple gasped and then looked and Red.// Why are you looking at me like that? You have that look in your eye like you have a really bad idea.
(ick. short chapters. I hate 'em.)
TO BE CONTINUED! As always.
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part V
Our story continues as.
//Red and Purple are sitting in a small space ship. Red is obviously upset, but Purple is as happy as ever.//
Red: I cannot BELIEVE you talked me into this.
Purple: C'mon! It'll be fun!
Red: You must be kidding. You want to go to earth just to be near Ros. That's stupid.
Purple: It's not stupid. It's smart.
Red: //In a fake romantic voice.// I'm sure you'll sweep her off her feet. She'll fall in love with you instantly and then you'll fly back to Irk to start your romantic life.
Purple: You're just upset because I'm happy and you're not!
Red: Sure, sure. //The ship starts to shake.//
Computer: Seconds until countdown: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! //The ship took off and started flying really fast. The Tallest's cheeks are being pulled back by the speed.//
Red: AURGH!!! //Meanwhile, back on earth, Ros is sulking at Zim's house early in the morning. Zim is getting ready for skool.//
Zim: You should really think about going to skool with me.
Ros: Why? I'm just the lab technician. You're the information gatherer.
Zim: Just this once. It'll be fun. It's about time you learned more about the human life rather than just sitting around my house all day watching TV. //Zim held out his hand to Ros who was sitting on the couch. She glance up at him and rolled her eyes.//
Ros: I guess. //She grabbed Zim's hand. The scene changes to Zim at skool. The bell had already rung and he was sitting expectantly at his seat.//
Bitters: Students, we have a new member to this hopeless apocalypse you call skool. Her name is Ros. //Ros marched in and stood in front of the class.// Since the skool board figures that students don't get enough interaction with each other, she will spend the next 15 seconds talking about herself.
Ros: Good morning filthy earth creatures. My name is Ros. DO NOT call me Rossy, or I will be forced to rip your face off and feed it to my robot. That is all. //Ros took a seat in the very back of the class, and Bitters continued her usually speech about doom. It is later in the day during lunch/recess. Ros and Zim are sitting by themselves on a picnic table.//
Zim: This is recess. It's when the children come outside and have free time. //Ros looked around inspecting the perimeter.//
Ros: Free time? I haven't had scheduled free time in ages! What do you want to do?
Zim: Usually I like to sit and plot new ideas for taking over the world. //Ros rolled her eyes.//
Ros: More about the Mission? C'mon, Zim! This is playtime! Let's find something fun to do!
Zim: I'd rather work on the mission. You should be working, too. An Invader never rests until their mission is complete!
Ros: Last time I checked, I wasn't an Invader! See you later, Zim! //Ros runs off and joins a dodge ball game. Dib sneaks up behind Zim.//
Dib: So, who's your new lady friend? //Zim jumps up in shock.//
Zim: Dib! What are you doing here?
Dib: Last time I checked, I go to this skool. //Zim sat down and kept an evil eye on Dib.// I guess you haven't told her about me, have ya? //Dib points to Ros who is playing dodge ball and is slamming every kid with the ball causing them extreme pain.//
Ros: //In the background.// I LOVE this game!
Dib: So tell, Zim, is she an alien, too? //Zim looked at him with a "no way is she an alien" face. The scene changes to Red and Purple in their ship.//
Purple: I went ahead and set the coordinates to Zim's house since Ros's base wasn't on location yet. //Red is very board and is looking out of his side of the window.//
Red: Great. //the computer beeps and shows a picture of earth on the monitor.//
Purple: That must be the place. //They can see earth out of their windshield.//
TO BE CONTINUED However, you knew that already.
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part VI (I think that's right. I'm gonna stop using Roman numerals now.)
Our story continues as.
//Ros and Zim are walking home from Ros's first day at skool.//
Ros: Skool is so much fun! You should have told me to come sooner! Did you see me hit that guy during recess? I wasn't even slammed once!
Zim: That's good. //They walk down the street and up to Zim's house. Zim opens up the door.// So, do you think you wanna come tomorr-O! //Very much to Zim's surprise, he sees Tallest Red and Purple SITTING on his couch and WATCHING his TV. Red was sipping on a soda. Zim shut the door locking Ros out//
Red: Hey. //Purple's attention turned to Zim. He instantly popped up.//
Purple: Hey, Zim. Is, uh, Rossy here? //Ros stepped through the door.//
Ros: Zim, why did you do that? //Ros looked up and saw Purple looming over her.// Hey, Purp- eh, Sir.
Zim: Pardon my asking, but why did you stop by? //Red looked at him lazily.//
Red: I dunno. Purple's the brains of this scheme. //Zim turned to Purple, who was still looking at Ros speechlessly. Purple turns to Zim.//
Purple: We came here for an. intimidation check!
Red: A what?
Ros: A what?
Purple: An intimidation check! It's when, um, Red and I come by and check on your progress manually. We see how good you function while your leaders are watching your every move. //Zim gulped.//
Zim: I don't recall hearing about an intimidation check.
Red: It doesn't matter! We said so! . So there. //Ros pulled Zim over.//
Ros: Zim, I really don't feel good about having Purple here. He's scaring me. //Scene changes to Red and Purple sitting on the couch watching the two's secret conversation.//
Red: I think you scared her again.
Purple: How can I scare her? We were destined! She just needs to get that through her stuffy head.
Red: Sure. //Back to the conversation.//
Zim: But the Tallest have to be here to check on the mission!
Ros: You and your stupid mission. Is that all you ever care about?
Zim: Well the last time I checked, nobody ever cared for me! //Ros backed away from Zim staring at him blankly.
Purple: What's wrong with her? //Zim walked towards her, but she shook her head and ran out the door.//
Zim: ROS! WAIT! //Ros is running down the street. Before she turns a corner, she turns around. Zim is still standing by the door with Red and Purple standing behind him.//
Ros: You just don't get it, do you Zim?
TO BE CONTINUED! The tension's so thick ya can cut it with a knife!
Our story continues as.
//Zim is still standing by the doorway contemplating what had just happened. He turned around and faced his leaders.//
Zim: Sirs, there is an Irken on the loose! We have to find her! //Purple ran you the door, but Zim stopped him and shoved him back inside.// Sirs, don't mind me saying, but are you crazy? If any of these humans sees you as aliens you will soon meet your doom! //A clear tube with a door comes down from the wires on the ceiling. Both Tallest step into it. Blue eletric shocks form around them. When it dies away, the Tallest are seen in human disguises. Purple is dressed in a dark purple suit. He had a black wig on a blue contacts. Red's outfit was very similar. He was wearing a red-brown suit with a black wig with brown contacts. They look in a mirror.//
Red: We're hideous!
Zim: It's perfect for the time being! //Zim and the Tallest run down the street where Ros had run away. It was an intersection with three other streets to choose from.// I'll take left. Purple, you take right, and Red, forward.
Purple: Wait. what if you really know where she went?
Zim: What?
Purple: I want to go left. YOU take right!
Zim: Fine, fine. I'll take right, you left, and Red forward. //Red looked ahead of him, and then towards the right.//
Red: I dunno. I kinda like the way the street on the right looks better. //Zim's eye twitch.//
Zim: FINE! I'll go forward. Just. GO! //The three went their separate directions. Zim is wandering down one street.// ROS! ROS COME BACK! I'M SORRY!
Purple: ROSSY! WHERE ARE YOU?
Red: This is just so stupid. //Meanwhile, back with Ros.//
Ros: I just don't get it? How could he have no known? Why on Irk did the Tallest have to come now? //She continues to wander down the street.// I guess I should head back. //She turned around and started to wander down the street until she reached another intersection. She started to go one direction, then changed to the other.// Oh, great. Now I'm lost. //She looked down both streets to see which one looked familiar.// I guess I'll take left. //She wandered down left and walked by Dib's house, who was at the moment recording on his roof.//
Dib: I just wish something good would happen today. //He looked through his book where almost every page of notes looked the same. He glanced to the side and happened to see Ros walk by. His eyes widen.//
Ros: This is horrible! I'm lost!
Dib: Hey, alien! //Ros glanced to the side and saw Dib standing in front of his house.//
Ros: Hey. I know you, don't I? You go to my skool. //Ros shook her head and began to walk on.//
Dib: Don't stop! I wanna talk to you!
Ros: Like what. //Red was walking down (or floating) the street. He saw something moving from the corner of his eye. He turned just in time to see Ros walking into Dib's house.//
Red: That can't be good. //He walked up to the door and rung the doorbell. Dib answered it.//
Dib: How many of you are there? //He looked down at Red's feet.// And why are you floating? //Ros peeked up from the behind the couch.//
Ros: What are you doing here? //Red walked in.//
Red: Zim told me to find you.
Ros: You mean he didn't have enough guts to come and get me himself?
Red: Nah, he's lost on some other street looking for you. //Red looked at Dib taking pictures of him.//
Red: Who are you? //Dib lowered his camera and backed away. Red shrugged and turned his attention back to Ros.// So, anyway you wanna go back or stay here?
TO BE CONTINUED! Next chapter will be better. I promise, k?
Our story continues as.
//Ros is at Dib's house with Red trying to talk her into coming home.//
Ros: Why should I go home?
Red: Ah, I dunno. //He sits on the couch with Ros to partake in the Earth TV experience. Dib had drug Gaz downstairs so she could see them.//
Dib: Look! There they are! The aliens!
Gaz: I missed the Frankenpig level for this? //Gaz shoved Dib and walked back up the stairs to her room. Dib studied them from the staircase. They didn't even notice him.//
Red: What show is this?
Ros: Angry Monkey.
Red: Ah.
Ros: So, tell me, is Zim and Purple always that ignorant?
Red: I guess it depends. Purple has always been a jerk.
Ros: For as long as you were leaders?
Red: For as long as we've been born. We're brothers. //Ros's eyes widen.//
Ros: You're brothers? And you never told anybody.
Red: I dunno. I guess I always thought it would be obvious. We're identical. But we decided to keep it a secret after people didn't catch on so they wouldn't think it was some conspiracy. The only thing that makes us different is. //Red chuckled.//
Ros: What's so funny?
Red: I'm the favorite! (I put that in there for you, Dark Tak! FEEL HONORED!)
Ros: I suppose that makes sense.
Red: As for Zim, I don't really know much about him. He does love you, however.
Ros: You're serious?
Red: Sure. He's the one that organized this search party.
Ros: Really?
Red: Would I lie to you? //Ros looked at him weird.// Alright, don't answer that one. //They sit in silence. There is a beeping coming from Red. Dib looks at him.//
Dib: Do you think you could maybe hold this conversation outside my house? //They look at him.// Just don't leave my yard because I still want some samples. //The beeping continues until Red pulls up the sleeve of his costume to reveal that thingy that goes around his wrist. A video screen comes out of it with a picture of Purple on it.//
Red: What is it?
Purple: Where ARE you? We've been looking everywhere. It's getting late. //Purple shifted his head.// Is that Rossy? Did you find her. //Ros moved so that she could be seen better.//
Ros: Hey.
Purple: Where are you, anyways?
Red: I dunno. Some kid's house. //Red turned and looked at Dib who was still examining them from the staircase.// He has a big head. //Zim came on screen.//
Zim: Dib monkey! What have you done with them?
Dib: //In the background.// My head's not big! And I haven't even done anything yet!
Red: Don't worry, we're on our way. //Red stood up and picked Ros up.// C'mon. Your future awates.
Ros: That's great, but can ya put me down? //Red rolled his eyes and dropped her on the floor.//
Red: Eh, I can hardly wait to get back home.
TO BE CONTINUED! I think there's only one or two more chapters left.
Our story continues as.
//Ros and Red are walking out of Dib's house.//
Ros: So, how should I tell him. Should I blurt it out as if it were accident, or maybe whisper it to him, or maybe I could make a speech.
Red: Whatever you choose I'm sure it will be magical, and stuff.
Ros: You know, I admire you for your courage to come to earth, and more to encourage me to talk to Zim. //It's almost midnight now. Nobody is outside and all the lights are out. Red took off his and contacts.// What are you doing? What if somebody sees you?
Red: Does it look like I care? As soon as your finished with you little confession, I'll be going home.
Ros: How do you think Purple will handle this?
Red: It depends. If he's in a good mood, he'll probably just cry and go back to Irk and quit bothering you.
Ros: That's what I've wanted all along!
Red: BUT if he's a bad mood, he'll probably kill you. //Ros gulped. She hadn't thought of that. Purple was her superior and therefore had the ability to kill her on the spot.//
Ros: I think now I'm feeling queasy.
Red: Shape up! They're right over there. //Red pointed to Zim who was walking back and forth and Purple leaning against a pole under a street light. Zim turned around saw Ros with Red.//
Zim: ROS! //He ran up and hugged her.// You were gone for so long I got worried! Don't you dare ever go back to Dib's house again! //Ros was still getting over Zim's sudden stain of affections.//
Ros: Um, sure, Zim. //Ros was pulled from Zim's grip by Purple. He picked her up and hugged her, too.//
Purple: Why did you run away like that? You scared me!
Red: I don't think you're the only one here who's scared. //Red looked at Ros who was trying to get out of Purple's grip. Purple let go and Ros fell to the ground.//
Purple: Ros, I know this may seem kinda sudden, but would you like to go to Irk with me? And I mean, like, live with me? //Ros hesitated. She glanced at Zim and stared back at Purple.//
Ros: ::Why does he have to look so cute when he's confused. NO! Remember, you don't like him, you like Zim!:: Um, I've been meaning to tell you about that. Ya see, I don't like-
Zim: MEAT! //Ros looked at him weird. Zim pulled her aside.// Look, you have to go.
Ros: Why? I though that-
Zim: LOOK! If you really love me, you'll go, alright? //Quickly, so that Purple wouldn't notice, Zim kissed Ros on the cheek. Ros turned back to Purple and knelt down.//
Ros: Tallest Purple //she started to cry// I would be honored to end my mission with Zim and come back with to Irk.
Red: WHAT?!
THE END! Huh? HUH? Oh yeah, you guessed it! This is only PART ONE! WOO!
//Ros is at Zim's house watching TV with Gir. Zim walks in the door with his human disguise on.//
Zim: Computer, take the injured skool child down to the labs-//He sees Ros.// ROS! Do you ever go to your base?
Ros: You're TV's bigger. //Zim sighs and walks into the kitchen where he flushes himself down the toilet. The scene stays with Ros and Gir.// Gir, do you think Zim likes me?
Gir: Magical toasters haunt my dreams!
Ros: That seems a little irrelevant. //A red light starts flashing from the corner of the room. Ros is excited.// I wonder who it is? Today has been so boring! //She jumps off the couch and jumps into the hole under the small table by the door to the kitchen. She lands on top of Zim where he stands in front of a massive computer screen. A picture appears of the Tallest. Ros seem disappointed.//
Red: Um, hello Zim. //Zim shoves Ros off him.//
Zim: Yes! It is I! Why did you call, my Tallest? //Purple moves onto the screen.//
Purple: Is Rossy there? //Ros gets up from being pushed onto the ground.//
Ros: Yeah, I'm here. //Purple's face lightens up.//
Purple: So, how've ya been?
Ros: .Fine. and you?
Purple: Great! Never better, now, at least.
Ros: That's. good, I guess. //She rolled her eyes and gave Zim a questioning look.//
Zim: Was there a reason to this call?
Red: We were actually calling to check on progress. //Whispers to purple.// No way is he gonna buy this.
Purple: Shh Shh Shh! Um, anyways, we were calling to check on the progress that you have made since Ros has come to help you on your mission.
Red: I just said that!
Zim: Well, the mission goes well. Ros has been a good help, I suppose. She does many of the lab work and-
Purple: That's great. So Ros, how's it going down there? What have you been up to?
Ros: Things have been going. alright. Not much has happened lately.
Purple: Wonderful! When will be the next time you come by Irk?
Ros: I suppose when the mission is done. Why? //Purple blushed.//
Purple: No reason. //Ros turned around.//
Ros: That's it. I'm leaving. //Ros walks off the screen.//
Purple: ACK! Where'd she go?
Red: I think you scared her. //Turns to Zim.// It seems like you have everything under control. We will- //glances at Purple//- most likely call back soon. //The screen goes black. Zim is left on his control deck alone.//
Zim: Ros, can I have a word with you? //The scene changes to Ros sitting back on the couch like she's guilty of something. Zim marches back and forth in front of her.// WHAT was that?
Ros: What was what?
Zim: THAT! That call to the Tallest! I've never seen Purple so freaked out in my life.
Ros: I dunno. He's always been like that when I see him. Unless if it's with a big crowd. I think he hires an inspirational speaker before he goes out there.
Zim: You're changing the subject. I want to know why Purple was acting like that.
Ros: Like I would know. //Zim sits on the couch next to Ros.//
Gir: He likes you! //Ros smiles.//
Ros: What?
Gir: Purple! He likes you! //Ros smile disappears.//
Ros: Oh.
Zim: Do you think that's true? Do you think that one of the future universal leaders actually fell in love with a lowly invader?
Gir: Messenger.
Ros: Whatever. And you make seem like the fact that Purple has a crush on me seem like a bad thing.
Zim: To be perfectly frank, it is!
Ros: Well, if you have a problem with that, I'll just. I'll just. go! //Ros quickly stormed out the door leaving Zim, once again, by himself.//
Zim: Our first fight.
TO BE CONTINUED.
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part II
From now on, when ever there's a screen direction or a character does something, it's gonna be represented by //blahblahblah// and when a character thinks something, it will be represented as :: blahblahblah::
Our story continues as.
//Red and Purple are in Red's room on the Massive. The room is decorated with red floors, walls, and ceiling. Red is sitting on a chair watching TV while Purple lies on his bed staring at the ceiling.//
Red: It's obvious, you know that? //Purple glances at him.//
Purple: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Red: You talk about her in your sleep. //Purple sits up on the bed.//
Purple: Talk about who? //Red snaps his fingers and a huge screen comes down. A recording of Purple asleep on his own bed appears. He is rolling around and talking.//
Purple //on TV//: Ro-- //snore// Ros. Ros. // Red smiles at purple.//
Red: You LIKE her, don't you?
Purple: So you WERE spying on me! //The computer screen disappears.// You've been doing that ever since we were little. Do you ever stop?
Red: Tell me!
Purple: I have nothing to tell. //He crosses his arms and stares in the other direction.//
Red: C'mon! //Red stands on the bed and starts jumping on it.// I knew you'd have a little girlfriend sooner or later! Tell me!
Purple: I do not have a crush in anyone!
Red: C'mon! Tell me! I wanna know! Yes or no? You like Ros!
Purple: Ros? She's a messenger! She's almost as low as they come!
Red: I guess she is a nice change of pace from that janitor from Foodcourtia.
Purple: Don't remind me.
**Flashback scene starts. right now! **
//Red and Purple are sitting on an isolated table at Foodcourtia. Red is casually eating food while Purple sucks on a soda. Purple puts his soda back on the table and it falls of and spills all over the ground and a little on Purple. Purple stands up.//
Purple: Ewww. gross! //A custodian floats by on a mini hovercraft. She uses a mop to clean the floor. Purple stares at her all weird like.//
Custodian: Here. //She hands his a towel without even looking at him. Their hands touch and she looks up. She had bright blue eye and a gray uniform.// Could you let go of me, please? //Purple let's go quickly and she hops on the hovercraft and flies away. Purple sits back down and looks and Red. He is giving him an "I saw everything that just happened" smile.//
Purple: What?
**Flashback ends.**
Purple: She never did call me back. //He sulks on the bed and looks at the floor.//
Red: That's because you never gave you your phone number. You should be more like me!
**This is where another flashback starts, okay? OKAY?**
//Red and Purple are sitting at a bar type thing. They are facing the outside while an Irken wipes the counter. A kinda tall girl Irken walks past them and sits one seat away from Red. Red scoots over and hand the Irken a piece of paper and whispers something in her ear. Her eyes widen and she slaps Red across the face and leaves.//
**The flashback is now officially over.**
Purple: But she had a good reason not to call you back.
Red: Just because she has a different taste in humor means nothing.
Purple: I think I've had enough. I'm going to bed now. //Purple gets off the bed and leave Red's room. Red just shrugs and jumps off the bed to watch more TV.//
TO BE CONTINUED.
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part III
Our story continues as.
//Zim is walking back inside from yet another miserable day at skool. He sees that Ros isn't in his house watching TV like she used to almost everyday.//
Zim: Gir, has Ros stopped by to do more repairs on the computer. //Gir is in the kitchen drinking a super sucky.//
Gir: Nope! //Zim sighed and flushed himself down the toilet. He lands in front of his computer screen.//
Zim: Computer. //Sparks start to fly from the screen.//
Computer: Malfunction! Malfuntion! //The sound lowered to a moan and there was a small explosion. All of the lights in the lab went out.//
Zim: Great, even the backup power didn't boost. //He walked back upstairs where the electricity was out as well. Gir was running around screaming about the darkness. The scene changes to Ros at her house. She is sitting on a big easy chair with her arms crossed.//
Ros: Can you believe that? He is so. so. ZIM! I gets so caught up in the fact that Purple likes me! I mean, I don't even LIKE Purple. He just annoys me, and he calls me the wrong name. //Dir sticks her head in from the kitchen.//
Dir: Who you talking to? //Ros glared at her.//
Ros: Nobody.
Dir: Okay, then! //Dir happily jumped back into the kitchen where she then went on a refridgerator raid. The lights go out and from the other room, Ros can hear Dir scream.// The light! It's gone! The good, good coldness is escaping!
Ros: Then shut the door! //She gets up and looks out the window to see what caused the blackout.// Funny, I didn't hear anything. There isn't a storm anywhere. It must me Zim. //She grabs her contacts and wig and steps outside. Back at Zim's house, Zim is back in his lab where he is trying to fix his computer.//
Zim: It's no use! Ros was the best lab technician on earth! She could fix anything if it came with a microchip! //The doorbell rings. Zim's microphone pops out of the backpack.// Gir, answer the door. I'm busy. //Scene changed to Gir upstairs. He opens the door to see Ros there. She marches in.//
Ros: Zim caused the blackout. My senses are tingling. Is he in his lab? //Gir makes that little "I don't know" hum. Ros sighs and goes down the chute where she went the first time when the Tallest called. She lands really hard on her back.// Ouch! //She got up and looked around. It was really dark down there with no lights, but she could see the lights from Zim's repairing station and followed it.//
Zim: It's about time you got here.
Ros: Let me see. //She took Zim's place under the computer.//
Zim: Fine, work you magic. Is there anything that you need me to do.
Ros: Yeah, leave. //Zim rolled his eyes and walked back upstairs. He sat on the couch next to Gir. The sun is still out and is shining through the window.//
Zim: At least that horrible star is good for something.
Gir: She still hasn't said anything.
Zim: NO! It's impossible, I swear! Every time I talk to her it's like she wants me to leave her alone.
Gir: You always hurt the ones you love.
Zim: What? //The lights came back on at his house as well as the ones all across the city. Ros came up by an elevator from the chute.//
Ros: It's fixed. Start praising me now. //A red light flashed in the corner of the room.//
Zim: It's probably the Tallest again.
Ros: I'm out. //Zim grabbed her collar.//
Zim: No way! You're gonna confront Purple and ask him about his little crush. //He drags her down to the lab.//
Ros: But I don't want to! //Zim was about to press the button that would answer the call, but Ros grabbed his hand to stop him. They started to wrestle over the controls.//
Zim: Stop it! What if it's not the Tallest! What if it's something important about the mission!
Ros: I don't CARE about the mission, Zim! //She flung Zim against the control panel and the call was answered, but Ros was out of site before the Tallest could see her.//
Purple: Hey Zim, is Ros there?
Zim: She was here, but she took a leave of absence. //He glared at the corner where Ros had escaped.// You can expect her to be back by the time you call. //He turned back to Purple.// But first, can I ask you a personal question?
TO BE CONTINUED!!! Ooo, what's gonna happen?
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part IV
Our story continues as.
//Purple and Red are sitting on chairs in a room full of screens while other Irkens are sitting in their chairs doing work.//
Purple: Can we call?
Red: You just call five minutes ago! What else would she have to say now?
Purple: I don't know. I didn't get a chance to talk to her.
Red: Then who were you talking to? //Scene changes to Ros and Zim at Zim's house.//
Ros: YOU SAID WHAT? //Ros was really mad and was beginning to gang up on Zim.//
Zim: All I asked was if Purple had a crush on you.
Ros: But that's personal! You don't ask people personal question! It's not nice! //Ros walks off into a corner and sulks.// So. what did he say.
Zim: He didn't answer. He made a whole lot of nervous, twitchy spasms and hung up. I'm going to finish that project in the lab. //He walks towards the lab and Ros follows.// Why are you following me.
Ros: I figured you could use the help. //Zim sighed and flushed himself down the toilet while Ros jumped into the trash can.// So, what do you want me to do? Fix broken cables? Repair connector rods?
Zim: Sit still and be quite. //Ros sat still and was quite while Zim did testing on the injured Earth child from the beginning of the story.//
Ros: What are you doing with him.
Zim: Trying to find a cure for the broken bone.
Ros: Why? Don't human bones heal themselves?
Zim: Yes, but human bones have the same outer core as Irken bones. If I can find something that will heal the outer core faster than the time it takes for it to mend naturally, then Irken soldiers won't have to wait as long to go back into war.
Ros: Smart. You should have been a scientist instead of an invader!
Zim: Yeah, right. //Meanwhile, back in the Massive.//
Red: There's nothing to do. I wish those invaders would hurry up and. invade!
Purple: I do too.
Red: The only reason you want the invaders to hurry is so that Ros will come back!
Purple: No I don't! In fact, I wish for her to take her time.
Red: //In a taunting voice.// But do you know how long it'll take? It could take months, years, or even decades before they capture the planet! //Purple got nervous and gulped.//
Purple: It'll take that long?
Red: Sure, why not? After all, she has Zim to keep her company. I'm sure that both of them are really enjoying each others. company.
Purple: But I thought that Ros hated Zim. Ever since he destroyed her home, she had it out for him.
Red: PLEASE. You think she was excited to be assigned to earth just for the fact she had a chance to kill him? //Purple gasped and then looked and Red.// Why are you looking at me like that? You have that look in your eye like you have a really bad idea.
(ick. short chapters. I hate 'em.)
TO BE CONTINUED! As always.
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part V
Our story continues as.
//Red and Purple are sitting in a small space ship. Red is obviously upset, but Purple is as happy as ever.//
Red: I cannot BELIEVE you talked me into this.
Purple: C'mon! It'll be fun!
Red: You must be kidding. You want to go to earth just to be near Ros. That's stupid.
Purple: It's not stupid. It's smart.
Red: //In a fake romantic voice.// I'm sure you'll sweep her off her feet. She'll fall in love with you instantly and then you'll fly back to Irk to start your romantic life.
Purple: You're just upset because I'm happy and you're not!
Red: Sure, sure. //The ship starts to shake.//
Computer: Seconds until countdown: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! //The ship took off and started flying really fast. The Tallest's cheeks are being pulled back by the speed.//
Red: AURGH!!! //Meanwhile, back on earth, Ros is sulking at Zim's house early in the morning. Zim is getting ready for skool.//
Zim: You should really think about going to skool with me.
Ros: Why? I'm just the lab technician. You're the information gatherer.
Zim: Just this once. It'll be fun. It's about time you learned more about the human life rather than just sitting around my house all day watching TV. //Zim held out his hand to Ros who was sitting on the couch. She glance up at him and rolled her eyes.//
Ros: I guess. //She grabbed Zim's hand. The scene changes to Zim at skool. The bell had already rung and he was sitting expectantly at his seat.//
Bitters: Students, we have a new member to this hopeless apocalypse you call skool. Her name is Ros. //Ros marched in and stood in front of the class.// Since the skool board figures that students don't get enough interaction with each other, she will spend the next 15 seconds talking about herself.
Ros: Good morning filthy earth creatures. My name is Ros. DO NOT call me Rossy, or I will be forced to rip your face off and feed it to my robot. That is all. //Ros took a seat in the very back of the class, and Bitters continued her usually speech about doom. It is later in the day during lunch/recess. Ros and Zim are sitting by themselves on a picnic table.//
Zim: This is recess. It's when the children come outside and have free time. //Ros looked around inspecting the perimeter.//
Ros: Free time? I haven't had scheduled free time in ages! What do you want to do?
Zim: Usually I like to sit and plot new ideas for taking over the world. //Ros rolled her eyes.//
Ros: More about the Mission? C'mon, Zim! This is playtime! Let's find something fun to do!
Zim: I'd rather work on the mission. You should be working, too. An Invader never rests until their mission is complete!
Ros: Last time I checked, I wasn't an Invader! See you later, Zim! //Ros runs off and joins a dodge ball game. Dib sneaks up behind Zim.//
Dib: So, who's your new lady friend? //Zim jumps up in shock.//
Zim: Dib! What are you doing here?
Dib: Last time I checked, I go to this skool. //Zim sat down and kept an evil eye on Dib.// I guess you haven't told her about me, have ya? //Dib points to Ros who is playing dodge ball and is slamming every kid with the ball causing them extreme pain.//
Ros: //In the background.// I LOVE this game!
Dib: So tell, Zim, is she an alien, too? //Zim looked at him with a "no way is she an alien" face. The scene changes to Red and Purple in their ship.//
Purple: I went ahead and set the coordinates to Zim's house since Ros's base wasn't on location yet. //Red is very board and is looking out of his side of the window.//
Red: Great. //the computer beeps and shows a picture of earth on the monitor.//
Purple: That must be the place. //They can see earth out of their windshield.//
TO BE CONTINUED However, you knew that already.
ROS'S NIGHTMARE part VI (I think that's right. I'm gonna stop using Roman numerals now.)
Our story continues as.
//Ros and Zim are walking home from Ros's first day at skool.//
Ros: Skool is so much fun! You should have told me to come sooner! Did you see me hit that guy during recess? I wasn't even slammed once!
Zim: That's good. //They walk down the street and up to Zim's house. Zim opens up the door.// So, do you think you wanna come tomorr-O! //Very much to Zim's surprise, he sees Tallest Red and Purple SITTING on his couch and WATCHING his TV. Red was sipping on a soda. Zim shut the door locking Ros out//
Red: Hey. //Purple's attention turned to Zim. He instantly popped up.//
Purple: Hey, Zim. Is, uh, Rossy here? //Ros stepped through the door.//
Ros: Zim, why did you do that? //Ros looked up and saw Purple looming over her.// Hey, Purp- eh, Sir.
Zim: Pardon my asking, but why did you stop by? //Red looked at him lazily.//
Red: I dunno. Purple's the brains of this scheme. //Zim turned to Purple, who was still looking at Ros speechlessly. Purple turns to Zim.//
Purple: We came here for an. intimidation check!
Red: A what?
Ros: A what?
Purple: An intimidation check! It's when, um, Red and I come by and check on your progress manually. We see how good you function while your leaders are watching your every move. //Zim gulped.//
Zim: I don't recall hearing about an intimidation check.
Red: It doesn't matter! We said so! . So there. //Ros pulled Zim over.//
Ros: Zim, I really don't feel good about having Purple here. He's scaring me. //Scene changes to Red and Purple sitting on the couch watching the two's secret conversation.//
Red: I think you scared her again.
Purple: How can I scare her? We were destined! She just needs to get that through her stuffy head.
Red: Sure. //Back to the conversation.//
Zim: But the Tallest have to be here to check on the mission!
Ros: You and your stupid mission. Is that all you ever care about?
Zim: Well the last time I checked, nobody ever cared for me! //Ros backed away from Zim staring at him blankly.
Purple: What's wrong with her? //Zim walked towards her, but she shook her head and ran out the door.//
Zim: ROS! WAIT! //Ros is running down the street. Before she turns a corner, she turns around. Zim is still standing by the door with Red and Purple standing behind him.//
Ros: You just don't get it, do you Zim?
TO BE CONTINUED! The tension's so thick ya can cut it with a knife!
Our story continues as.
//Zim is still standing by the doorway contemplating what had just happened. He turned around and faced his leaders.//
Zim: Sirs, there is an Irken on the loose! We have to find her! //Purple ran you the door, but Zim stopped him and shoved him back inside.// Sirs, don't mind me saying, but are you crazy? If any of these humans sees you as aliens you will soon meet your doom! //A clear tube with a door comes down from the wires on the ceiling. Both Tallest step into it. Blue eletric shocks form around them. When it dies away, the Tallest are seen in human disguises. Purple is dressed in a dark purple suit. He had a black wig on a blue contacts. Red's outfit was very similar. He was wearing a red-brown suit with a black wig with brown contacts. They look in a mirror.//
Red: We're hideous!
Zim: It's perfect for the time being! //Zim and the Tallest run down the street where Ros had run away. It was an intersection with three other streets to choose from.// I'll take left. Purple, you take right, and Red, forward.
Purple: Wait. what if you really know where she went?
Zim: What?
Purple: I want to go left. YOU take right!
Zim: Fine, fine. I'll take right, you left, and Red forward. //Red looked ahead of him, and then towards the right.//
Red: I dunno. I kinda like the way the street on the right looks better. //Zim's eye twitch.//
Zim: FINE! I'll go forward. Just. GO! //The three went their separate directions. Zim is wandering down one street.// ROS! ROS COME BACK! I'M SORRY!
Purple: ROSSY! WHERE ARE YOU?
Red: This is just so stupid. //Meanwhile, back with Ros.//
Ros: I just don't get it? How could he have no known? Why on Irk did the Tallest have to come now? //She continues to wander down the street.// I guess I should head back. //She turned around and started to wander down the street until she reached another intersection. She started to go one direction, then changed to the other.// Oh, great. Now I'm lost. //She looked down both streets to see which one looked familiar.// I guess I'll take left. //She wandered down left and walked by Dib's house, who was at the moment recording on his roof.//
Dib: I just wish something good would happen today. //He looked through his book where almost every page of notes looked the same. He glanced to the side and happened to see Ros walk by. His eyes widen.//
Ros: This is horrible! I'm lost!
Dib: Hey, alien! //Ros glanced to the side and saw Dib standing in front of his house.//
Ros: Hey. I know you, don't I? You go to my skool. //Ros shook her head and began to walk on.//
Dib: Don't stop! I wanna talk to you!
Ros: Like what. //Red was walking down (or floating) the street. He saw something moving from the corner of his eye. He turned just in time to see Ros walking into Dib's house.//
Red: That can't be good. //He walked up to the door and rung the doorbell. Dib answered it.//
Dib: How many of you are there? //He looked down at Red's feet.// And why are you floating? //Ros peeked up from the behind the couch.//
Ros: What are you doing here? //Red walked in.//
Red: Zim told me to find you.
Ros: You mean he didn't have enough guts to come and get me himself?
Red: Nah, he's lost on some other street looking for you. //Red looked at Dib taking pictures of him.//
Red: Who are you? //Dib lowered his camera and backed away. Red shrugged and turned his attention back to Ros.// So, anyway you wanna go back or stay here?
TO BE CONTINUED! Next chapter will be better. I promise, k?
Our story continues as.
//Ros is at Dib's house with Red trying to talk her into coming home.//
Ros: Why should I go home?
Red: Ah, I dunno. //He sits on the couch with Ros to partake in the Earth TV experience. Dib had drug Gaz downstairs so she could see them.//
Dib: Look! There they are! The aliens!
Gaz: I missed the Frankenpig level for this? //Gaz shoved Dib and walked back up the stairs to her room. Dib studied them from the staircase. They didn't even notice him.//
Red: What show is this?
Ros: Angry Monkey.
Red: Ah.
Ros: So, tell me, is Zim and Purple always that ignorant?
Red: I guess it depends. Purple has always been a jerk.
Ros: For as long as you were leaders?
Red: For as long as we've been born. We're brothers. //Ros's eyes widen.//
Ros: You're brothers? And you never told anybody.
Red: I dunno. I guess I always thought it would be obvious. We're identical. But we decided to keep it a secret after people didn't catch on so they wouldn't think it was some conspiracy. The only thing that makes us different is. //Red chuckled.//
Ros: What's so funny?
Red: I'm the favorite! (I put that in there for you, Dark Tak! FEEL HONORED!)
Ros: I suppose that makes sense.
Red: As for Zim, I don't really know much about him. He does love you, however.
Ros: You're serious?
Red: Sure. He's the one that organized this search party.
Ros: Really?
Red: Would I lie to you? //Ros looked at him weird.// Alright, don't answer that one. //They sit in silence. There is a beeping coming from Red. Dib looks at him.//
Dib: Do you think you could maybe hold this conversation outside my house? //They look at him.// Just don't leave my yard because I still want some samples. //The beeping continues until Red pulls up the sleeve of his costume to reveal that thingy that goes around his wrist. A video screen comes out of it with a picture of Purple on it.//
Red: What is it?
Purple: Where ARE you? We've been looking everywhere. It's getting late. //Purple shifted his head.// Is that Rossy? Did you find her. //Ros moved so that she could be seen better.//
Ros: Hey.
Purple: Where are you, anyways?
Red: I dunno. Some kid's house. //Red turned and looked at Dib who was still examining them from the staircase.// He has a big head. //Zim came on screen.//
Zim: Dib monkey! What have you done with them?
Dib: //In the background.// My head's not big! And I haven't even done anything yet!
Red: Don't worry, we're on our way. //Red stood up and picked Ros up.// C'mon. Your future awates.
Ros: That's great, but can ya put me down? //Red rolled his eyes and dropped her on the floor.//
Red: Eh, I can hardly wait to get back home.
TO BE CONTINUED! I think there's only one or two more chapters left.
Our story continues as.
//Ros and Red are walking out of Dib's house.//
Ros: So, how should I tell him. Should I blurt it out as if it were accident, or maybe whisper it to him, or maybe I could make a speech.
Red: Whatever you choose I'm sure it will be magical, and stuff.
Ros: You know, I admire you for your courage to come to earth, and more to encourage me to talk to Zim. //It's almost midnight now. Nobody is outside and all the lights are out. Red took off his and contacts.// What are you doing? What if somebody sees you?
Red: Does it look like I care? As soon as your finished with you little confession, I'll be going home.
Ros: How do you think Purple will handle this?
Red: It depends. If he's in a good mood, he'll probably just cry and go back to Irk and quit bothering you.
Ros: That's what I've wanted all along!
Red: BUT if he's a bad mood, he'll probably kill you. //Ros gulped. She hadn't thought of that. Purple was her superior and therefore had the ability to kill her on the spot.//
Ros: I think now I'm feeling queasy.
Red: Shape up! They're right over there. //Red pointed to Zim who was walking back and forth and Purple leaning against a pole under a street light. Zim turned around saw Ros with Red.//
Zim: ROS! //He ran up and hugged her.// You were gone for so long I got worried! Don't you dare ever go back to Dib's house again! //Ros was still getting over Zim's sudden stain of affections.//
Ros: Um, sure, Zim. //Ros was pulled from Zim's grip by Purple. He picked her up and hugged her, too.//
Purple: Why did you run away like that? You scared me!
Red: I don't think you're the only one here who's scared. //Red looked at Ros who was trying to get out of Purple's grip. Purple let go and Ros fell to the ground.//
Purple: Ros, I know this may seem kinda sudden, but would you like to go to Irk with me? And I mean, like, live with me? //Ros hesitated. She glanced at Zim and stared back at Purple.//
Ros: ::Why does he have to look so cute when he's confused. NO! Remember, you don't like him, you like Zim!:: Um, I've been meaning to tell you about that. Ya see, I don't like-
Zim: MEAT! //Ros looked at him weird. Zim pulled her aside.// Look, you have to go.
Ros: Why? I though that-
Zim: LOOK! If you really love me, you'll go, alright? //Quickly, so that Purple wouldn't notice, Zim kissed Ros on the cheek. Ros turned back to Purple and knelt down.//
Ros: Tallest Purple //she started to cry// I would be honored to end my mission with Zim and come back with to Irk.
Red: WHAT?!
THE END! Huh? HUH? Oh yeah, you guessed it! This is only PART ONE! WOO!