She probably wouldn't tell you this if you asked her, but she secretly thinks that "sam&freddie" sounds much better than "carly&freddie".
He does too, but he'll never admit it to anyone.
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She doesn't think they could ever be more different.
He doesn't either, but opposites attracting isn't new to him. He always did hate science.
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According to her, they're anything but traditional. Their first kiss meant nothing to either of them, she asked him out, and when they hold hands, it doesn't feel "right", it feels uncomfortable.
According to him, the only normal thing about them is that he pays for all their dates. He didn't really expect any less.
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She's doesn't know this, but instead of giving him happy butterflies in his stomach whenever she's around, she gives him a sharp pain in the heart.
He's sure that if she did know this, she would either slap him for being so "lame", or intentionally walk closer to him.
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She always was a sadist when it came to him.
He's always been a masochist when it comes to her. At least, that's his theory.
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She doesn't know what those words mean when he tells her what he thinks.
When he explains (she wasn't always the brightest girl when it came to him), she says that he's probably right.
She says that they're perfect (and wrong).
He disagrees. He says that they're imperfect (and nothing has ever been more right).
For once, she lets him win an argument.
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Maybe "sam&freddie" does sound better than "carly&freddie".