Welcome to Truth or Dare: Epic Naruto Style
Kaze: *uses author powers to bring in the rookie 9*
Naruto: Where the hell are we?
Kaze: Youre in my truth or dare fanfic ^.^
Ino and Sakura: What? YOure Kidding right?
Naruto: Sweeetttt!
*Sakura hits Naruto hard upside his head, leaving a huge lump* It's not sweet Naruto!
Shikamaru: *sigh* What a drag...
Kaze: *Directs my chakara to my feet and stomps on the ground,making it shake*
SHUT THE HELL UP! Youre in my fanfic and youre gonna like it!
Now as I was sayin before I was inter-
Shikamaru: This is seriously such a fuckin waste of ti-
Kaze: *At lighting speed, takes kunai and slits shikamaru's throat.*
*He falls to the ground twitching,then dies*
Choji,Ino,Sakura: *gasps*
Naruto: Tch! Shikamaru! *glares at me* How dare you! How could you? *Starts running at me*
Shino:... *grabs naruto and holds him place*
Naruto: Let me go!Im gonna kill her! ugh!
*Shino points at me, and naruto stubbornly looks over*
Kaze: * Licks blood off my kunai slowly, then stares at all of them* Im only gonna say this once...
anyone of you interuppts me one more time with a negative comment for my fanfic...well you'll just end up like 'Cant shut my fuckin mouth' Nara
here, kaii? *smiles brightly*
*Twirls my kunai on my finger* Anyone got anything to say?
Hinata:...umm...
*Everyone stays quiet and just looks around cautiously*
Kaze: Kaii,if no one has anything to say... Like I was saying,you all are in a truth or dare fanfic,and you will do any dare that is asked of you.
From streaking to anything else that someone wants you to do, soo t-
Sasuke: Thats some bull...
Kaze: * Teleports behind Sasuke, and tapps my kunai againist his neck* What was that dipshit?
Sasuke: umm..that this is an awesome idea and youre very...*gulp* pretty..
Kaze: Really sasuke? * Smiles and hugs him tightly* oohh I love you sooo much! Youre my new favorite!
*Puts a collar on sasuke*
Sakura: That soo cute...(Inner Sakura: That bytch! Sasuke is MINE!)
Kaze: *Pets a glaring sasuke* Anyway! Like Ive been trying to say for the longest: Its Dare Time!
Kiba:But there's no dares..so hahahahahaha!
*Everyone tenses up*
Kaze: This is true * Everyone sighs in relief except sasuke who is now pouting*
But...*raises an eyebrow as everyone sucks in a breathe* my friend has a dare
Kiba: What?
Naruto: Oh yeah? So where is your so called friend?
Kaze: Oh she'll be here...she's a lil late cause she's picking up a friend...but I promised to do her dare and we will.
Hinata:W-Who is the d-dare f-for?
Kaze: It's for...*Author-powered drumroll* NARUTO!
Naruto: Fuk! *Grins nervously at me as I twirl my kunai again* I mean yay!...
Kaze: Thats what I thought you said..anyway come here,its dare time. ^.^
*Naruto slowly approaches me,and when he's close enough,I grab him by his shirt and pull him to me*
*Naruto yelps*
*I sigh,mumble something about naruto being a sissy,and whisper in his ear*
Naruto: but...She'll...I know I have to...no I dont wanna die..but she'll...alright...
*Naruto performs kage bunshin no jutsu and creates two shadow Shadow clones attack Sakura and holds her down*
Sakura: What the hell? Get off of me Naruto!
Naruto: *Approaches Sakura with an electric razor* Im so sorry Sakura...
*Shaves off all of her hair*
Sakura: ummm what just happened?
Hinata: well..umm.. *Gives Sakura a mirror*
Sakura: *Screams* NARUUUUUtOOOOOO!
Naruto: heh heh *Runs Away,with clones and Sakura hot on his heels*
Sasuke: *chuckles* Better than T.V *Watches as Sakura tackles Naruto,and begins to pummel him to death
?: Well that went better than I expected
Kaze: OMAG! YOu're here! Release the confeti! *Releases confeti and man-eating lizards*
*Everybody screams and starts running around,swatting the lizards*
Okaii, who did it?
?: Guilty *smiles*
Kaze: *Shakes my head and smiles* It's good to have you here babe
?: Good to be here,causing mayhem
*Both watch the rookie 9 run around,screaming*
Kaze: Well I guess that's it... Review, Comment, and send in dares!
Oh and if I get at least 5 new dares by next week I'll reveal my special friend.
Trust me, its better if you know who this person is. So Get to sending me dares
?: So you can be better protected from Mayhem...Like me *grins and leans back on her giant reverse keyblade*
Kaze: ^.^; Till later then... *Sakura runs infront of me screaming,while lizards naw on her bald head*
Kaii then...bye! ^.^