Alyssa: HEY, Y'ALL! Okay! Alexis and I thought of this in the pool the other day so yeah! Here it is!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or The If You Were Gay song or any ideas from Alexis!
-Alyssa-
Aah, An afternoon alone by myself
With a stupid book and in a pool
No Organization to bother me…
How could it get ANY better than this?
-Marluxia-
Oh, Hi Lyss!
-Alyssa-
Hi, Marluxia…
-Marluxia-
Hey, Lyss, You'll NEVER guess what happened to me on the airplane today!
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me…
-Alyssa-
Yeah, That's very interesting. Not paying attention
-Marluxia-
Yeah! He was being REAL friendly! And I think he might've though I was GAY!
-Alyssa-
Chokes on water Ahem, So, Uh, W-Why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for snack today?
-Marluxia-
Oh, You don't have to get all technical about it, Lyss…
-Alyssa-
I'm NOT getting technical! W-What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to drown…
-Marluxia-
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Lyssa. I just think it's something WE should be able to talk about.
-Alyssa-
Well I don't want to talk about it, Marlux. This talking session is over
-Marluxia-
Yeah, But…
-Alyssa-
OVER!
-Marluxia-
Well, Okay, but JUST so YOU know…
If you were gay, That'd be okay! 'Cause I mean, HEY! I'd like you anyway! Because you see, If it were me, I would feel FREE to say that I was gay! ((But I'm not gay!))
-Alyssa-
Marluxia, Please! I am TRYING to drown… WHAT!
-Marluxia-
Smiles If YOU were queer,
-Alyssa-
AH! MARLUXIA!
-Marluxia-
I'd still be here,
-Alyssa-
Marluxia, I'm TRYING to drown this book!
-Marluxia-
Year after year,
-Alyssa-
Marluxia!
-Marluxia-
Because you're dear to me!
-Alyssa-
Argh!
-Marluxia-
And I know that YOU,
-Alyssa-
What?
-Marluxia-
Would accept me, too!
-Alyssa-
I would?
-Marluxia-
If I told YOU today, "Hey! GUESS WHAT! I'M GAY!" But I'm not gay… I'm happy just being with you!
-Alyssa-
Damnit! This stupid book won't drown…
-Marluxia-
So what should it matter to me, What you do in bed with girls!
-Alyssa-
MARLUXIA! THAT IS GROSS!
-Marluxia-
NO IT'S NOT! If YOU were gay, I'd shout HORRAY!
-Alyssa-
I am NOT listening!
-Marluxia-
And here I'd stay,
-Alyssa-
La la la la LA!
-Marluxia-
But I wouldn't get in your way!
-Alyssa-
AHH! Throws book at Marluxia
-Marluxia-
You can count on me, To always be, Beside you EVERY day! To tell you IT'S OKAY! You were just BORN that way! And as they say, It's in your DNA! YOU'RE GAY!
-Alyssa-
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
-Marluxia-
If you WERE gay…
-Alyssa-
AHH!