Note: I don't own any of the LOK charters.

I just opened up a restaurant, and I mange to get Kain, Raziel, Turel, Dumah, Rahab, Zephon and Melchiah to help me run it, (Okay they may not be the best people for a job like this, but who else would I choose)

Me: I'm glade you could all help me.

Kain: Yeah! Only because you blackmailed us!

Me: I didn't blackmail you, I asked you!

Dumah: Yeah right.

Me: I did!

Turel: Then what was that all about, that if we don't help you, you'll put baby pictures of us on the Internet?

Everyone except me: YEAH!!!!!!! *They all look at me very angrily*

Me: Well.........uh..........oh............um.............you see its like this well..........um ALL RIGHT!!! I did blackmail all of you! But I didn't know whom to ask!

Raziel: That and you wanted to be near Zephon.

Me: That and I wanted to be near.... HAY! *I look very angrily at Raziel*

Raziel: Well you are!

Melchiah: You've got your name as Zephon fan.

Me: *Blushes furiously*

Rahab: But that doesn't tell us why you wanted the rest of us here.

Me: Well Zephon wasn't enough all right, is that a good reason?

Kain: No.

Melchiah: I'll bye it anyway.

Me: Well at least someone does! Now can we please sort out what you all going to do in my restaurant?

Dumah: Your restaurant?

Me: Well I am the manger of this place!

Kain: Why does it have to be you?

Me I was the one who brought this place Kain! So I have rights to it!

Zephon: What do you want us to do?

Me: Well since you asked, I need you all to pitch in, in everything.

Everyone except me: EVERYTHING!

Me: Everything!

Turel: Not unless you pitch in, in everything to?

Me: Done! Now why don't we start with who is going to do what first?

*We all go to the kitchen*

*After 20 min, we started to have problems with who would do washing up duty*

Me: Someone has to do washing up duty *Looks at everyone* Dumah?

Dumah: I Said I would be cleaning!

Me: Melchiah?

Melchiah: My arms and legs falling off are bad enough!

Me: *All sweetly at Zephon* Zephon? You will do for me would you?

Zephon: Sorry I get bad luck when it comes down to anything, to do with water!

Me: Then who will do it?

Raziel: Why don't you do it? Zephon lover!

Me: *Hits Raziel with a frying pan* cause it's bad enough for me to do it at home!

Raziel: *Rubbing the back of his head* Owwww!

Rahab: Well if you won't do it and we won't do it then who will?

Me: *Grins evilly* Kain! Come with me, the rest of you stay here!

*Kain and me go off and come back with Kain holding on to Moebius in one hand and the Soul Reaver in the other*

Me: We've found someone.

Kian: *Puts Moebius down in front of the sink and is pointing the Soul Reaver behind him* okay you! You'll be on washing up duty! If you refuse to do it, then you'll be in to pieces instead of one! Do I make myself clear?

Moebius: *Shaking* Washing up duty, got it.

Me: Great! Now that's sorted why don't I see what you all can cook!

Turel: Cook?

Me: Yeah cook!

Dumah: *Snickers since he doesn't have to do it* this should be good for a laugh.

Zephon: What now?

Me: Yeah now. *Looks at Kain, Raziel, Turel, Rahab, Zephon and Melchiah who all look very nervous when I said that* don't tell me none of you know how to cook?

Kain: Okay we won't tell you.

Me: I don't believe this!

Dumah: *Laughs*

Me: *To Dumah* do you know how to cook?

Dumah: *Shuts up*

Me: *Sighs* does that mean I need to get more people to come and help?

*Everyone except Me and Moebius who was washing up nodded*

Me: Fine *I get out my mobile, and rings up Umah* Hello Umah it's me *pause* yeah that Zephon fan.

Zephon: You can never get enough of me.

Me: Shut up. What *pause* oh not you Zephon, listen we need your help, do you know how to cook? You do? *Sigh of relief* thank goodness, it's because I'm opened up a restaurant and the problem is Kain and his sons don't know how to cook, you can come great *pause* you'll be a few min's, see you then.

Raziel: Sorry about that.

Me: Don't worry Umah coming to help and she'll teach you all how to cook. I'll help you a bit as well since I know some cooking skills.

*From outside the kitchen we could here Dumah and Moebius fighting*

CRASH

SMASH

BANG

Me: What is going on out there?

*We run out to find them both racking the place*

Me: Hay if your going to fight, take it outside!

This will take a while so I'm going to finish the chapter here, and the next chapter will be up as soon I have wrote it. For the mean time Please review.