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The Crew Members of the Serenity are assembled around the deck. KAYLEE is sitting on the catwalk, eating cotton candy and in general amusing herself with very little. JAYNE is in the corner, glaring and polishing Vera, his favorite gun, just a little bit suggestively. INARA is also along the catwalk, dressed decadently and reading a book entitled 'All I Need to Know about Life, I Learned at Whorin' Academy'. MAL is flaring his nostrils and pacing, because he can't possibly sit down in pants that tight. BOOK is reading quietly, keeping to himself, he is just so OVER these people. SIMON is writting in his diary and RIVER is in another corner, muttering about badgers trying to steal her hair. WASH and ZOEY are obviously absent.
Suddenly, there is a loud metallic clanging. EVERYONE looks up and around for a minute then returns to their activities. A loud, passionate chorus of erotic moans begins and builds up off screen. The sounds are very audible.
SIMON's pen snaps out of his hand, hitting the floor with a clatter.
JAYNE starts to clean his gun quicker, his hands tighter on the barrel.
The CAMERA closes in on a beam in the wall. Then closer to a single bolt on this beam. As the frantic moans and groans reach a fever pitch, the bolt begins to rattle. The off-screen noises turn in to orgasmic screams and the bolt in focus flies out of it's rivet. There is a hissing sound and then a plink as it hits the opposite wall.
The moans, quieted after the bout of screaming climax, being anew with a refreshed sound of endurance. MAL grimmaces.