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have 5 dollars to my name so please don't sue me.
1*2
Sex talk
No Need for the Birds and the Bees
It was a nice, peaceful day in the G-boys current safehouse when...
"Yuy, where the hell are you!?" screamed Duo stomping out of the upstairs bathroom.
Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa were all relaxing in the living room when they heard the loud stomping followed by Duo's shouting.
"What the hell is Maxwell's problem this time," said Wufei as they scrambled up the stairs.
Duo flung open the door to his and Heero's room. Heero was sitting on the bed, laptop on his lap, and typing away at a great speed.
"Yuy, omae o korosu!" Duo yelled.
Hearing the anger in his lover's voice, he stop typing and looked up to see a very pissed Duo. He also saw Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei huddled in the door frame.
"Um, Duo, is everything alright?"
"Is everything alright? No, everything is not alright," said Duo holding up a blue tipped stick. "You got me pregnant."
"Duo," said Quatre stepping into the room, "that's impossible."
"Yeah, Maxwell, haven't you heard of the birds and the bees?" asked Wufei.
"What the hell do birds and bees have to do with me being pregnant?"
"Duo, come sit here," said Heero.
After a moment of hesitation, Duo went and sat down beside Heero. He took stick from Duo and tossed it in the trash.
"What Wufei means is that it is impossible for you to be pregnant because we are both boys."
"So," Duo waved his hand for Heero to continue.
"Well, in order to make a baby you need a girl and a boy. The female carries the eggs and when they are fertilized by the male's sperm the egg can become a baby. Do you understand, Duo?"
"I think so. So I'm not or ever will be pregnant?" asked Duo.
"Yeah."
"Oh, okay," said Duo bowing his head.
Heero was getting worried. Did Duo really want to have a baby? No, he couldn't, he knows a baby would endanger the missions. Then again, that could be the reason why Duo was so angry before.
Just then Duo popped his head up. A big grin was plastered across his face. "That's good," said Duo, "cause I heard that breast feeding could be quite difficult."
Owari
have 5 dollars to my name so please don't sue me.
1*2
Sex talk
No Need for the Birds and the Bees
It was a nice, peaceful day in the G-boys current safehouse when...
"Yuy, where the hell are you!?" screamed Duo stomping out of the upstairs bathroom.
Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa were all relaxing in the living room when they heard the loud stomping followed by Duo's shouting.
"What the hell is Maxwell's problem this time," said Wufei as they scrambled up the stairs.
Duo flung open the door to his and Heero's room. Heero was sitting on the bed, laptop on his lap, and typing away at a great speed.
"Yuy, omae o korosu!" Duo yelled.
Hearing the anger in his lover's voice, he stop typing and looked up to see a very pissed Duo. He also saw Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei huddled in the door frame.
"Um, Duo, is everything alright?"
"Is everything alright? No, everything is not alright," said Duo holding up a blue tipped stick. "You got me pregnant."
"Duo," said Quatre stepping into the room, "that's impossible."
"Yeah, Maxwell, haven't you heard of the birds and the bees?" asked Wufei.
"What the hell do birds and bees have to do with me being pregnant?"
"Duo, come sit here," said Heero.
After a moment of hesitation, Duo went and sat down beside Heero. He took stick from Duo and tossed it in the trash.
"What Wufei means is that it is impossible for you to be pregnant because we are both boys."
"So," Duo waved his hand for Heero to continue.
"Well, in order to make a baby you need a girl and a boy. The female carries the eggs and when they are fertilized by the male's sperm the egg can become a baby. Do you understand, Duo?"
"I think so. So I'm not or ever will be pregnant?" asked Duo.
"Yeah."
"Oh, okay," said Duo bowing his head.
Heero was getting worried. Did Duo really want to have a baby? No, he couldn't, he knows a baby would endanger the missions. Then again, that could be the reason why Duo was so angry before.
Just then Duo popped his head up. A big grin was plastered across his face. "That's good," said Duo, "cause I heard that breast feeding could be quite difficult."
Owari