Nine-ball was at teh headquartrs of Encyclopedia Dramatica being breefed on his next mision by Anonymous.
"u hav don wel in kiling CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER," Anonymous saiid "but he was only one furry. until teh rivrs run red wit furry blood, u r not done."
"wat is my mision?" Nine-ball asksed.
"ur target is teh furry base, Anthrocon." Anonymous replied. "it is tehre that teh furries are contrstucting an arms fort calld Yiffmaster. we want u to destoy Anthrocon, Yiffmaster, and all teh furries inside. we wil be sure to pay u hansumly."
"how hansumly?" Nine-ball askled.
"we wil give u all teh CP in teh wrold." Anonymous replied.
"DEAL." Nine-ball sayd wit gleeee.
*authers note: i do not suport real life CP, i am only using tihs as a plot device for teh storyy.*
Nine-ball overboosted to the place where Anthrocon was and he yelled "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS!" and he started firing his wepons. the furries wer firing bak but they didn't do no damage to Nine-ball because he had very strong armor and a deflector sheeld. Nine-ball shotted at teh furries with his palsma rifel and the furries explloded with blood. Nine-ball overboosted again and reached teh spot where teh arms fort Yiffmaster was. teh furries commanding it shouuted "STOP PERSECUTING US!" Nine-ball laffed and yelld back "U FURRIES ARE TOOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIEV AND THAT IS WHY U MSUT DIE!" Yiffmaster fired lots of lasers at NIne-ball but he dodgdged all thier lasers and missles and he fired back with all hsi wepons and destoyed teh Yiffmaster and teh rivrs runned red wit furry blood. Nien-ball met up agian with Anonymous and Anonymous siad "u hav killd one hunddered milllion furries and u hav maed us prowd becuse of tihs."
"im jsut doin my job, sir." Nine-ball said back, and they both laffed.
wen teh lafftered ended, Nine-ball got a call wich sayds "hurry 2 hyrule! we neeed ur hlep!" and Nine-ball overboosted into teh horizon.
TO BE CONTINUED