A/N This is the beginning of a new short story (emphasizing short for myself as I do not no the meaning of the word.) from the Hospital Horror/Life With Triplets/A Date to Remember/ Maddie, Her Mom, and The Mall. It's going to be on the triplets driving for the first time. And it should be short, it may not be. Lol. Definitely at least five chapters.

Thanks to everyone who reviewed my last one-shot A Date To Remember!

Disclaimer: I own Maddie, Teddy, Robbie, Jeremy, and Vanessa. However Patrick, Robin, Courtney, and Jason belong to whoever owns General Hospital.

"There's no way."

"Patrick you're being irrational."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"AM not!"

"ARE too!"

"And you two wonder why your children are always arguing." Courtney commented from where she was sitting with Jason waiting for Vanessa and Jeremy who were also at the DMV getting their permits, since Driver's Ed would be starting in two weeks and they needed ten hours of experience before class started.

"…"

"…But I'm right!" Robin exclaimed.

"…She always has to get the last word in!"

"Courtney, Jason. Tell Patrick that our children are quite clearly fifteen and are in fact going to drive."

"You're giving me a headache." Jason answered.

"She's right, though." Courtney added.

"Ha!"

"They're using your car." Patrick informed Robin.

"No way, they're using your car."

"…" Courtney and Jason exchanged a glance around the other married couple.

"Yours."

"No yours."

"Yes, yours."

"Yours."

"Yours."

"Exactly, yours."

"Okay let's play the quiet game." Jason said.

"We passed!" Vanessa squealed dragging Jeremy behind her as she maintained a death grip on his arm. It was actually pretty funny considering she was all of five foot four and her brother was six foot.

"Great. Can we leave now?" Jason asked.

"Jason!" Courtney reprimanded hitting her husband lightly on the arm.

"I agree can we leave?" Jeremy asked. Vanessa rolled her eyes at her twin he was like a carbon copy of Jason he sat there silently, and calmly, at all times.

"No, Mom, I want to wait for Maddie!" Vanessa exclaimed.

"All right we'll wait." Courtney said causing both her son and her husband to groan. Ten minutes later Robbie came through the door.

"Did you pass?" Robin asked her son.

"Yeah." Robbie answered before taking out his cell phone and logging online his Grandpa was supposed to email him about the spy camp this summer.

"Where's Maddie and Teddy."

"I really don't think you want to know that." Robbie told his Mother.

"What did they do?" Robin asked.

"…Uh…nothing…"

"Robbie!"

"Well…Maddie may have…erm…told Teddy that the first thing she was planning to do when she got her permit was run the two of us over…and Teddy may have provoked her by…erm…

"What did Teddy do?" Robin asked her voice dangerously soft.

"Well he admitted that we told her ex-boyfriend while he was still dating her that dating our sister would result in him not getting any playing time in basketball because Teddy is the captain and the coach pretty much lets him decide the lineup."

"Robert Noah Devane-Scorpio Drake, how dare you do that to your sister?!" Robin said her voice rising with each word.

"That guy was a sleaze! HE was CHEATING on her! Maddie wouldn't listen to us!"

"Robbie," Robin started her words softer this time. "I understand that the two of you were trying to protect your sister, but that doesn't give you the right to force someone into breaking up with her."

"Is Teddy giving that dirt that cheated on Maddie playing time anyway?" Patrick demanded.

"No." Robbie answered.

"Good."

"Patrick!" Robin exclaimed. "Why isn't Teddy out here then?" Robin asked apprehensively; somehow doubting that the instructor cared about the part of the conversation which included Maddie's boyfriend.

"Well…he may have responded to Maddie's threat by saying that he would have hit her long before she even reached the car to hit him with."

"Great." Robin said sarcastically. Quite frankly her children gave her a migraine on a regular basis. It was another twenty minutes before Maddie and Teddy emerged from the room where they had been taking the initial test to get the permit.

"Madeline Anastasia Devane-Scorpio Drake and Theodore Patrick Devane-Scorpio Drake! How dare the two of you say you were going to essentially kill each other???"

"MOM HE…" Maddie exclaimed only to be interrupted.

"She threatened me first…"

"OH MY GOD THAT IS SUCH A LIE…"

"It is not she's the one…"

"MOM HE'S LYING…"

"All right the both of you, stop talking right now." Patrick commanded. "What happened with the test first of all?"

"Well..." Maddie started.

"the instructor agreed to give us a permits on one condition…" Teddy continued.

"We have to…"

"…attend one session of…"

"…Group Family Counseling…" Maddie continued.

"All of us…"

"…Me, Teddy, Robbie, you, and Mom…"

"…Or…"

"…She won't…"

"…Give us our…"

"…permits…"

"…Because we are…"

"…Quote…"

"…'a danger…"

"…to ourselves and others…"

"…and there's no way…"

"…with a clear…"

"…conscience…"

"…she could willingly…"

"…let us on the road'…" Teddy finished.

"Great." Patrick said looking like he'd rather bang his head against the nearest hard object then go to a group therapy session.

"Lainey has one doesn't she…?" Robin asked.

"Yes, do you think we could get her to sign us out free and clear?" Patrick asked.

"No."

"Damn."

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