A long, long time ago
I remember how the magic made me smile.
But I guess I blew my chance
I would never necromance
Or use magic for a while.
But Voldemort made me shiver.
A deathblow he delivered.
Baby on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried
When I saw the remains of James' bride.
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Potters died.
CHORUS
Oh my, my, Harry give it a try.
Rowed my boat cross the moat
But the moat was dry.
And good ol' kids eatin' treacle pie
Singin' "This'll be the day that I fly"
"This'll be the day that I fly."
JK wrote a book on him
Its pages some people would skim
Biblethumpers, they said "no"
Ah, do you believe good conquers all?
Have you met Ms. McGonagal?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well I know that he's in love with Cho
And I heard how fast hi broom can go.
Oh yeah he likes to play Quidditch
And man this kid is rich!
I was a lonely giant gameskeeper
With a boar hound named Fang but no carpetsweeper.
But I knew I was a weeper
The day the Potters died. (repeat chorus)
Now for ten years, he's been on his own
With the Dursleys who just bitch and moan
And the cupboard was his bedroom.
When Harry found invisibility
In a cloak left to him by James P.
He had fun and learned to ride a broom.
Oh and while Harry was fallin' down
Dumbledore kept him off the ground.
Quidditch game was adjourned.
Dementors had returned!
Hermione read a book of spells.
Madame Pomfrey helped them get well.
And Ron told his rat to go to hell
When Buckbeak nearly died. (repeat chorus)
Gilderoy Lockhart, he's an old mock fart
The phoenix flew off with a hot Pop Tart™
Spell backfired, he lost his mind.
Before each wizard and witch
The players tried for a Golden Snitch.
More than Bludgers, it's the hardest thing to find.