Okay this is a series of Naruto drabbles, the result of my brain going into overdrive and coming out with some crazy stuff. Multiple pairings, often mixed up, some of them are a bit weird, and all of them involve Mpreg ^^ I've never tried writing Mpreg before so I though I'd give it a try.

Warning- I do not own Naruto or any of the other characters I'm just borrowing them for a while.

Disclaimer- Yaoi pairings but nothing to graphic (at the moment at least) mainly fluff.

Hope you enjoy it ^^

Blessed......

Neji Hyuuga sat on the floor of his living room, a slight smile playing across his lips as he watched his 18 month old daughter discovering the wonders of play-doh. She dug her fingers into the squishy blob, her white eyes wide with curiosity. His uncle Hiashi had brought it over earlier that day, reassuring Neji that it was perfectly safe for his precious little girl to play with, even if she ate it there wouldn't be any harmful side effects. Leaning back against the side of the couch Neji re-played the last 2 years in his mind. He had expected his uncle to resist the news of his engagement, not only was his chosen partner an outsider to the clan, he was a man, but surprisingly Hiashi had been very supportive, even going as far as to stand beside Neji against the disapproving whispers from other members of his clan.

"He has made his choice and I as the head of the clan choose to support him"

Neji shook his head briefly, those words had filled him with wonder. He had been fully prepared to face disownment from the clan and instead he had been accepted, his feelings respected for how important and vital they were to him. With Hiashi's approval any resistance had disappeared leaving Neji and his beloved free to start their lives together.

Kaori squeezed the bright blue play-doh through her fingers, letting out a gleeful squeal as it squished delightfully in her hands. Neji's smile widened as he watched her. He clearly remembered the day he had discovered his pregnancy. His husband had dragged him to see Tsunade-Sama after becoming increasingly concerned at Neji's inability to keep any food down.

"I'm telling you it's just the flu or something"

"You're still getting checked out this vomiting can't be good for you"

"This is a waste of time"

"Your health is never ever a waste of time"

Neji rolled his shoulders trying to ease the tension in them as his mind wandered back to the moment Tsunade-Sama had broken the news to Neji and his very agitated husband.

"He's sick isn't he?"

"Actually he's in very good health"

"What?!.....He's throwing up morning noon and night that can't be normal!!"

"It's very normal......for someone who's pregnant"

"......what??"

"He's pregnant.......congratulations to you both"

~thump~

"Oh......he fainted"

Neji felt a smirk cross his lips as he remembered the sight of his husband keeled over on the floor in a dead faint. To be honest he mused, if anyone had fainting rights it was him, he was the one carrying the baby after all.

A quick conversation with Hiashi had explained Neji's condition. As Hiashi explained the Hyuuga clan had long had the tradition of casting a very old and very powerful jutsu on their unborn male offspring. In a nutshell the jutsu caused the growth of a full set of female organs inside the male fetus, the whole point of it being to ensure the continuation of the Hyuuga bloodline limit. When Neji asked why he hadn't been told about the jutsu Hiashi had simply replied,

"The jutsu's success rate is only 25%, I didn't want to get your hopes up in case you were one of the ones it hadn't worked on"

"Mamaaa........"

Neji was jolted out of his thoughts as Kaori launched herself at his middle. Wrapping his arms tightly around her he lifted her higher against his chest so she wasn't resting on his stomach. Babbling happily Kaori smeared the play-doh across his loose fitting white shirt, leaving blue splodges behind her. Rubbing his cheek against the golden strands of her hair he breathed in her clean baby scent. Hiashi had been right he admitted, if he had known that the possibility of carrying his husband's baby existed he would of been determined to get pregnant but the high probability of failure would of been crushing in the end. Instead his uncle had given him the chance to enjoy his husband's love without any pressure, Kaori's conception coming as a wonderful surprise.

"I'm home"

"Dadaaaaa"

Kaori squirmed out of Neji's arms, her heels knocking against his stomach as she eagerly rushed to the living room door to greet her father. Neji winced, rubbing his hand over his swollen stomach as the baby inside him began kicking in protest of its sister's rough treatment.

"Hi....you okay?"

Neji looked up as his husband appeared in the doorway, their daughter on his hip. He bit back a grin as he noticed Kaori dabbing more play-doh on the shoulder of her father's Hokage robes. Using the couch behind him for leverage Neji pushed himself to his feet, his hand pressing against the small of his back, trying to ease the almost permanent ache that he had been suffering from since reaching his seventh month.

Walking slowly across the room he gazed at the two most important people in his life. Both of them blonde, their golden hair floating freely around their heads resisting any attempts to confine it, both with naturally golden skin and both of them brimming over with near endless energy. Neji smiled as his husband's free hand came up to rest of his stomach, rubbing in gentle circles.

"Active today I see"

"Yeah.....I don't think it appreciated having Kaori clambering over it"

"Aww poor little thing....not even born and it's big sister's already giving it a hard time"

Neji chuckled, leaning up to claim a brief kiss, It was hard to believe, he told himself just how much his life had changed from what he thought he was fated to become. The chuunin exams had been the catalyst, the point in his life when he had finally realised that he had a choice, that he could be free of his self-imposed destiny and it had all been caused by one man. Naruto Uzumaki, the Rokudaime, the man who became his husband, the father of his children. Neji leaned into Naruto's hand encouraging him to rub harder. He really had been.......blessed.