well... I was in the shower and I had my iPod on 'shuffle' and the song 'Too Bad About Your Girl' by the Donnas came on and this idea popped in my head. I dunno, it wasn't planned out and I'm not sure I like it all that much but -shrugs- I felt like writing it. I'm not sure about the last line though... but enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Mike Dirnt, Brittney Cade, or this song. I do own myself however so... yeah. Don't shoot .

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Waitin' all night not a call in sight, I got the bait but I got no bite

I looked around the crowded club I was in and tapped my foot to the music absently. No one caught my interest, which wasn't good. Because I needed someone and someone now.

Wanna have some fun, wanna have someone who can make me feel alright

I sighed and took a sip of my martini and looked towards the door. A new couple had entered and my eyes were glued to the man. He was tall, thin, very nice arms, and from what I could see he had spiky brown hair and tattoos. Just my kind of guy. I kept my place at the bar and waited, he would get a drink.

I ordered another drink and when I turned around, he was looking at me from across the club. He had blue eyes, blue eyes that were doing many things to me at the moment. A small smirk formed on my lips as I winked at him. A determined grin came over his face as he started coming towards me.

I'm lookin' at you, you're lookin' at me too, yeah, you know what I wanna do

He came and sat next to me, waving for a bar tender. When she came over her eyebrows raised and she smiled when she asked him what he wanted.

"Dirty martini," he winked. Of course she was flustered when she went to make his drink. I couldn't help but chuckle slightly. It was funny, to me, whenever I saw a man drinking a martini, they were chick drinks in my opinion. Then again, I liked my Jack Daniels straight from the bottle. "What?" He asked, turning to me, a playful smirk on his lips. Oh how I wanted to feel his lips on mine...

"Nothing," I said, shaking my head.

"No, tell me," he said, more seriously now.

"Just your drink, that's all," I said, looking at him.

"My drink?" He raised his eyebrows.

"I just think of women when I think of a martini, that's all," I said, laughing softly again.

"Oh drat! You found out my secret," he said in a falsetto voice. I stared, not sure what to make of him. He could have been serious, that would've sucked for me, though. He started laughing and rolled his eyes.

"I'm kidding. I'm Mike, by the way," he said, holding out his hand. Mike... I liked that name. More importantly it was easy to remember when we were in bed.

"Henderson," I smiled, shaking his hand.

"Pretty name for a pretty girl," he winked, taking a sip of his drink. Good.

"You're not so bad yourself," I smirked, leaning forward on the bar. His eyes trailed over my body, and he wasn't being subtle about it when his gaze lingered on my cleavage. I smirked slightly. "Like what you see?" I asked.

"Mmm, more than you can imagine," he said, looking back up at me and smirking. I winked.

"Well then--," I was cut off by a shrill noise I never wanted to hear again.

"MIKE! MIKE!" I looked over to see a blonde, big boobed, small waisted, barbie look-a-like whore shoving her way through the crowd towards him. That might be a snag in the evenings plan, then...

"Yes?" He asked, not addressing her by her name, that was a good sign. So was when he closed his eyes and groaned softly, a frustrated and annoyed groan.

"Mikey you left me!" She whined, shoving in between us and me off the stool. Luckily I caught myself and shoved her out of the way and sat back down. "Excuse you!" She squealed at me.

"You shoved me first, princess," I told her, taking another sip of my drink. She huffed and tried to glare before turning around back to Mike.

"I was getting a drink, I'll be back in a second," he told her.

"I want to go home," she said, glaring at me.

But your girlfriend wants the night to end, baby, tell me something new

"I'll pay for your cab," he offered. That was cold, but it took everything I had to keep myself from smiling.

"Are you serious?" She gasped, looking shocked. Now that I couldn't help laughing at. She turned and gave me the harshest glare she could, which wouldn't even scare a child, that caused me to laugh more.

It's too bad about your girl, she doesn't look like she's much fun

"Is there something you'd like to say to me?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. She stared at me for a moment, made a flustered sound and turned back to Mike.

I stood, why not make things more interesting?

"It was nice meeting you Mike, hopefully I'll see you around," I said, leaning over, giving him a straight shot down my shirt, as I kissed his cheek. I brushed my lips against his ear, my voice barely a whisper but he could hear me. "Call me." I slipped a piece of paper in his pocket and walked away hearing the outraged cry of his girl.

It's too bad you've got a date tonight 'cause you're looking like you're the one

I headed to the middle of the dance floor and started dancing. I let my mind leave Mike and I just focused on the music as I moved my hips to the beat.

I danced with a few people, none of them worth my time or interest so I moved on. There was a cute girl who kept eyeing me, if things fell through with Mike I'd get her attention.

I was about to give up and go chat up the nice brunette girl when I felt a pair of hands slide over my hips.

I turned my head and saw Mike standing behind me, a smirk on his lips. I couldn't stop my own smirk that slid on my face as I turned to face him, grinding my hips into his.

She left but now she's back, stickin' out her rack. She's got you runnin' down the wrong track

I ignored the angry blonde ex-girlfriend of his that was hovering around us and so did he. His eyes were on me, and only me, and so were his hands. I didn't know how much longer I could just dance with him, I was getting impatient.

He pulled me closer and I felt that he was in the same boat I was. As soft groan escaped his lips as I pressed into him.

"Let's get out of here," he whispered huskily in my ear.

"I couldn't agree more," I smirked as I took him by the hand and led him to the exit.

I can't wait to see her face when I'm in her place and I'm gonna get you in the sack.