The Miami Vice, MacGyver, and Magnum PI are trapped in a closet
by Jamie Hamilton
In 1987, three cop shows were battling for the airwaves. MacGyver, a show about a very talented cop who can improvise a solution to any problem, was at the top. All three of these shows featured cops who didn't wear uniforms, had lots of hair, and never got hurt. Being the male star at these shows meant you became a heart-throb for millions of 13-year-old girls around the world. To remain on the show, the male stars had to maintain their heart-throb status. Magnum PI chose to boost it's failing ratings by offering a cruse with the show's star. When MacGyver and the Miami Vice heard about this, they sabotaged the ship. MacGyver, driven mad by his instant fame and the strenuous work of the show planned a much more violent way to end Magnum PI's cruse. He used a roll of duct tape and a credit card to program the ship to crash into the harbor. The Miami Vice booby-trapped Magnum PI's closet to lock him inside, making an appearance by him impossible. His fans would think he abandoned them, destroying his heart-throb status. Don Johnson, mesmerized Magnum PI's suits, walked into the booby-trapped closet locking himself inside. The other dude, who no one knew, let Don out just in time to hear Magnum PI at the door. He pushed Don back into the closet and locked them both inside. Magnum PI came in and got prepared for his appearance. He striped to his boxer shorts and went to the closet to get his costume. The closet ran right over the ship's exhaust duct, it was very hot with the door shut. Don and the other dude striped to their boxer shorts to cool off. Magnum PI walked in the closet and was locked inside with the Miami Vice. It would have been a very embarrassing sight, three men, all "heart-throbs" trapped in a closet together, in their boxers, sweating. Magnum PI was upset about missing his appearance, and began coursing at the Miami Vice, some of his words had to be bleeped. MacGyver, was running from the ship's staff, who knew that MacGyver was the only one who could take duct tape off. He went into Magnum PI's room to hide and heard the Miami Vice and Magnum PI yelling at each other. He opened the closet and got locked inside too. Two hours latter, when the ship crashed into the harbor, the Police rescued the four men. Two in the boxer shorts, one in his boxers and an cool white suit coat, and one in his boxers and a cool brown leather jacket. The pictures were published in The National Inquirer the next day. And so the shows about lawyers and doctors began . . . .
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