Idly tapping his fingers Tobi looked around. He, along with the Zetsu-San and the other members of Akatsuki, was on a boat. He wasn't sure why they were on a boat, though he supposed he might have a vague idea if he'd listened to that meeting earlier. Maybe. Their leader wasn't known for sharing information. Zetsu-San would tell him that this was why hadn't been sent on a spying mission by himself yet. Apparently tuning out the boring stuff made being a good spy hard, who knew? An irritated shout brought Tobi back to the present. The Akatsuki, sans Itachi, Leader-Sama, and Konan, had been arguing since they left. The masked nin briefly wondered if anyone had debated throwing someone overboard. Probably.
Tobi was beginning to think that the others had forgotten he was there in the first place, though he would admit that he had been far quieter than usual. It still made the dark haired nin pout. He brightened abruptly when an idea began to form. The other members had been arguing since they'd left the base and Tobi was willing to bet that that meant moral was low. What better way to raise moral than singing? Grin forming under his mask, Tobi thought back to a song he'd heard a few months before Hidan had joined their ranks. Excited, he began to sing. Loudly.
Unfortunately, Tobi was tone deaf.
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!"
A stunned silence fell over the boat and Tobi paused his singing, feeling the gazes of his coworkers fall on him. Their expressions ranged from shock to horror to mild irritation. Even Hidan seemed at a loss for words for once, although he recovered quickly enough.
"What... The fuck?" Hidan slowly asked, shattering the moment of silence. With the silence broken and no protests to his singing, Tobi decided to launch into the next verse of his song.
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the waterfall! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, falling to our demise!" His tone suggested that the short song was, thankfully, now over.
Sasori cleared his throat, an odd noise from a puppet. "So who taught you that song, Tobi?" The former Suna nin was pinching the bridge of his nose.
"One of Kakuzu's dead partners!" The masked nin chirped, radiating glee.
"Damn, that means we can't kill them..." Was the dark response.
Updated 12/14/17 - Grammatical revisions and minor updates to descriptions.