MissTuffcy: Short drabbles depicted the stupid things my sister says and does. This will have 5-10 Chapters before I create a new collection.

Warning: Stupidity, Humorous Humorless Humor (Saaay waaah?), Language, Yaoi

Object: Bottle of Water

Phrase: It takes skill to do something as stupid as that

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It Takes Skill To….

Burn yourself on cold water

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"Look!" Keiko cried as she jumped up and down in front of Yusuke, who just stared at her. They were standing in the middle of the park. Yusuke has been relaxing against the tree before Keiko came bouncing over. "I got these tickets to the most romantic show in the world! It's called Heartache."

"Sounds like a sappy drama to me," Yusuke grumbled, digging in his ear with his pinky finger.

"I was wonder if you'd ask Kurama to come! This'll be your chance to do something roma-"

"Keiko…We're dudes! We don' need to do all this sappy shit!" Yusuke growled. Keiko glared at him.

"But Kurama is a sensitive guy! I know he'd love you forever for this!"

"He already 'loves me forever' so I'm not going to torture him or me by going to some stupid pl-"

"Hello there, Keiko." Yusuke groaned. Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

"Hey Kurama! I was thinking, there is this-"

"Fucking goddamn bitch, HELL NO!" Yusuke screamed. All was quiet as the two stared at him.

"What?" They both asked at the same time. They both raised an eyebrow before turning back to each other.

"ANYWAY! There is this-"

"Hey! Look its Hiei!"

"Where?" Kurama and Keiko asked.

"I have a better idea!" Yusuke suggested while the two were busy looking for Hiei. Keiko turned to look at him.

"What?"

"How about a picnic right here with all of us! Kuwabara, Hiei, Koenma, Botan, Kurama, You, me, and Yukina!"

"Yukinaa~!" All three of the teens jumped at the sudden new voice.

"What the hell, you ass!" Yusuke growled, tackling Kuwabara (Who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere) to the ground. "Bastard!"

"That actually sounds like a good idea!" Kurama and Keiko said at the same time. They looked at each other and glared. "I wished you'd stop doing that…" They both said. They both sighed and shrugged. "Whaatever…."

After a few beatings to Kuwabara by Yusuke and a few choice words by Keiko and Kurama, they rounded up the rest of the group and they sat in the park eating. They were chattering about. "Hey Kurama, pass me a water!" Kuwabara yelled.

"Geez, Kuwabara…I' sitting right next to you, no need to yell…" Kurama grumbled. He reached into the cooler (Where did that come from?) and passed it to Kuwabara.

"Hn…Moron…" Hiei said. Kuwabara glared at him.

"What was that shrimp?"

"Moron." Hiei repeated, glaring back at him. Kuwabara growled and chucked the bottle of water at Hiei. Hiei caught it and squeezed it until it burst. Smoke rose off of Hiei and the fire demon jumped up in a panic. "Holly shit, it burns!"

"Burns?" Kurama asked confusedly as he watched the fire demon running around and roll in the grass.

"What a fuckin' minute…How the hell?" Yusuke mumbled, ignoring the fire demon's cries.

"That was icy cold water…" Kuwabara said slowly.

"It takes skill to get burned by cold water…" Keiko and Kurama grumbled. They glared at each other.

"Indeed…" Yusuke and Kuwabara mumbled as they all continued to watch Hiei running, on fire, and screaming.

"How does that hurt him if he's a fire demon?" Kuwabara asked. Everyone shrugged.

Owari~

I know it's a stupid ending but bear with me. This was a 1 in the morning I wrote it and my mind was going crazy and I just had to do it. Anyway; I'm taking requests in this one. Just leave in the review an object and a random phrase. See how I did it up there? That's how you do it.