The Art of Pissing Off the Jedi Council

by RawrzSkythrone

Life is all laser swords and floating fruit for Fletcher, a young Jedi Padawan. At least, it was, until a mission goes wayward and Fletcher learns the real meaning of "pissed off". And both the Council AND the Sith are pissed. Off. Set around 3000 to 2000 BBY. (ON HIATUS UNTIL LEGEND OF FURIOUS FIVE FINISHES)

1. Part 1: Mission

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What you'll need in order to succeed:

-Lots of sass(Required)

-A sane mind

-Lots of attitude

-A good sense of what is right and wrong

-The Force (optional, but preferred)

-A good weapon (optional, but highly preferred)

Now, you'll need to get the Council to send you on a mission that is sure to go wrong somehow. (They always hate when that happens, so that's a bonus.) You'll also want to use the sass(keep it around, it could be useful.)

This won't be very hard, but it won't be easy, either. So go on, get yourself a good mission!