Look, dont even ask. It's not that funny, but i was cracking up, but then again i crack up at most things. Set like, right at the begining of twilight, almost.
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"I know what you are" Edward stood behind Bella, knowing she knew what he was and unable to hide it any longer.
"Say it." She stayed frozen.
"Out loud." Still she said nothing.
"Say it!"
"Werewolf."
"Wait, what?"
"Well, you have huge wolfy teeth." Bella's voice was still dead serious as she turned to face him.
"Um, Bella…"
"I'm not scared of you."
"Yeah, I know, but I'm not"-
"You've denied everything so far! But this time I have proof!"
"…"
"In all the Quileute legends it talks about wolves…"
"That's the proof?"
"Well, yeah"
"Bella" he was holding in laughter. "I think I liked the super hero theory better."
Giving into his giggles, he went back to school. The secret was safe for another day, and Edward walked back humming the theme tune to 'Fresh Prince Of Bel Air'.
I still love Fresh Prince. Its a legend.
R&R? Its not great, but still...reviewing is fun, ne? I review lots of things.
Who hates the ending (or the whole book) of Breaking dawn? I do. the plot of that book was pretty weak too.